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  2. zoc

    Wow... what're all those

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    2. zoc

      zoc

      Oh, my sweet Aunt Petunia!

    3. ravinrabbid123

      ravinrabbid123

      Your Majesty, where the hell is Dino Time?

    4. Waymu

      Waymu

      Where the hell is Mike Sinkovich

  3. HeyItsAR

    heck

    1. CODEREDJAROD

      CODEREDJAROD

      no

    2. Crazy Luigi

      Crazy Luigi

      We won't go!

  4. Today
  5. ThatMushroomMan

    joj.

    1. zoc

      zoc

      o reference

  6. YTPNerdette

    THEY'RE PLANNING TO GET ME A NEW COMPUTERRRRRRRRR~~~~~~~~~

  7. PancakeLord117

    Guys, Net Neutrality is not dead yet. The FCC may have voted to get rid of it, but I'll remind you again that they still have to send it to the Congress and Supreme Court. That's when we really have to worry.

    1. EggSoldier

      EggSoldier

      Yeah, and even then, the backlash will be too large to not make a difference. Enough cynical attitudes, that shit will get us nowhere.

  8. Mackenzie

    I'm rarely mean or aggressive but... I'm having quite sadistic thoughts today.

    1. Crazy Luigi

      Crazy Luigi

      Hey, I don't blame you, mate.

    2. zoc

      zoc

      i've been a bad boy, ik

  9. Sixtyforce

    Guys, end of net neutrality =/= end of internet. Calm down.

    1. WALLMAN

      WALLMAN

      The fight has only begun

    2. Crazy Luigi

      Crazy Luigi

      Indeed, WALLMAN. Not to mention there's still the Senate, the House of Representatives, & the Judicial Branch first and foremost before it reaches the motherfucking President of the United States of America!

    3. Sixtyforce

      Sixtyforce

      Tweedr thread, gud read. (+tl;dr)

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  10. mapo

    Corporations wins again!

    I hope you brought lube because the corporate dick just got bigger and there is no stopping in the butt fucking!

    1. Crazy Luigi

      Crazy Luigi

      Either we sue the fucking FCC or Revolution finally begins!

  11. WALLMAN

    When can I submit my nomination for Youchew's Worst Event of the Year?

  12. P-Dash

     

  13. MemeKirisame

    Bad news: I can't find any good news.

    1. Crazy Luigi

      Crazy Luigi

      Alabama didn't vote in a pedophile for their open spot, so that's actually good. Although that was just a few days ago.

  14. EggSoldier

    Here's to waging war on the Fucking Cocksucking Committee!

    1. Umigame

      Umigame

      Up there with the assholes behind Laughing Joking Numbnuts.

      Scratch that, they are even worse.

  15. Komi Entertaiment

    TOOTHPASTE

    1. Umigame

      Umigame

      POINTLESS

  16. KingGr33n

    Its over guys. We lost. I cant believe a monster would do this.

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    2. EggSoldier

      EggSoldier

      Nah, don't say that. The real war is just beginning.

    3. KingGr33n

      KingGr33n

      is it time for us to post a goodbye post?

    4. EggSoldier

      EggSoldier

      Fuck no. Never accept defeat. That's just the cynical bullshit way that cocksucker Ashit Pie wants you to feel.

  17. Umigame

    Tis' a very, very bad day.

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    2. Umigame

      Umigame

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      All will burn in the ensuing shitstorm.

    3. EggSoldier

      EggSoldier

      "All" being the FCC, right?

    4. Umigame

      Umigame

      FCC, Supreme Court, Politicians, Consumers, Media Creators, Artists, Arsonists, Used Car Salesmen...

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      None will emerge unscathed from the backlash this'll instigate.

      And way to soil my goddamned Christmas Season!

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  18. NitroEdits

    here come the hotsteppa (murderer)
    i'm da lyrical gangsta (murderer)
    big up da crew in da area (murderer)
    still love you like that (murderer)

  19. Ozarhok

    Your majesty, I'm a chuckster!

    1. Geibuchan

      Geibuchan

      *flip* OOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  20. TyrannosaurusReich

    on the tenth day of christmas my senpai gave to me

    ten bricks-a-throwing

    nine paddles paddling

    eight teats-a-twisting

    seven fists-a-punching

    six iron brandings

    five fractured teeth

    four bullwhip beatings

    three ruptured organs

    two broken ribs

    and a swift kick to the pee pee

    1. SeductiveBaz

      SeductiveBaz

      sacrilicious

  21. Yitsul

    and I thought I was alone in the anti disney rage train.

  22. Axe

    Hey I'm here for a moment because I remembered that one time in 2013 some kid faked his death and we all fell for it and then like an hour later he made an alt pretending to be a new user using the same IP address and that's the funniest shit ever I swear to god

    1. Ian O'Keefe

      Ian O'Keefe

      http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/profile/14870-simplyslap/

      (I'm just posting this link for those who are wondering what Axe is talking about)

  23. AGSMA

    Stop stalking me, you creep!

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    1. Ian O'Keefe

      Ian O'Keefe

      I wish Chewbot would actually post stuff on this site.

  24. VentXekart

    Going to see Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi tonight! I'm looking forward to watching it!

    1. Crazy Luigi

      Crazy Luigi

      Dude, I'm doing the same myself! :D

      Seriously, someone should inform us about the Net Neutrality battle when we go to the movies today.

  25. Umigame

    None are safe from Disney's corporate grip.

  26. Gabrian CETVMedia

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    I've surpassed 100 subscribers. Thanks!

    1. KingGr33n

      KingGr33n

      You deserved them

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