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      YouChew's the Best of the Year 2016   02/08/2017

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  2. ThirtyTwelve

    I AM DOCTOR MARIO AND I AM SAVING LIVES!

  3. Dedotated Wam

    fuck

    1. Dedotated Wam

      Dedotated Wam

      Sentence complete c:
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  4. Today
  5. Ozarhok

    What the

    1. P-Dash

      P-Dash

      duck

  6. Katamari101

    So for Tomb Raider 4, get this; Lara Croft gets a C-section.

  7. TyrannosaurusReich

    i hope senpai posts this exact same status update today

  8. BeanosOnToast

    Has anyone ever listened to 'We Are Number One' in Icelandic?

     

    1. mrdavidatify

      mrdavidatify

      nah, but i'll watch it

  9. ravinrabbid123

    I want to contribute to the Best Of The Year, but I'm not smart enough to say anything other than We Are Number One was a good meme.

  10. terminatorX2

    I gotta admit, if it wasn't for these Forum Games, I wouldn't be interacting on YouChew as much as I am now

  11. TAZ

    Someone needs to stand up to Norm Macdonald and discourage him from making bad jokes. The more he talks, the less funny he gets.

    1. Maq

      Maq

      All I know about Norm Macdonald is that he was in Fairly Odd Parents

    2. Grease Witherspoon

      Grease Witherspoon

      Really? I think he's almost always hilarious because of his delivery more than his actual jokes.  His final appearance on letterman a while back was hilarious with the WW2 stuff.

    3. TAZ

      TAZ

      I love a good feghoot, but Norm's are not always good. Sometimes he just rambles incoherently, loses his train of thought, and can't finish the story until the talk show host pulls him back down to earth. 

      Then his punchlines often fall short. I get that "bad" jokes go hand-in-hand with story humor, but there's no reason Norm should waste a minute of my time and then not make me laugh.

      When his jokes flop, the host will laugh uncomfortably, usually accompanied with a look like, "What are you saying? That isn't funny." But those spineless hosts never say anything. I'm waiting for the day when a talk show host cuts out the forced laughter and tells Norm MacDonald to shut up and stop derailing every show he's on.

      I think I saw that Letterman interview and it was funny. I've seen him on tv a couple times since and he wasn't so good.

  12. P-Dash

    Fart Simpson

    1. TheOneManBoxOffice

      TheOneManBoxOffice

      Fart gets a B

    2. Maq

      Maq

      Bart get out I'm piss

  13. Sailaser

    Still looking at design staff.

  14. Morimoto

    I am not sure if I would use part of my Switch money in buying a suit for graduation ball.

    1. MrThisucks

      MrThisucks

      Buy a suit because you could use it for other occasions

    2. ccateni

      ccateni

      Buy a suit, your like it more than the Switch at launch.

  15. FishyTV

    NKSenpai noticed me

  16. Yesterday
  17. Mr.Wumbo

    Sorry, I can't use my YouTube account anymore. I will use Vid.Me. I've been locked out. 

    1. Lovetoymonkeys22

      Lovetoymonkeys22

      Make a new YouTube account then.

  18. Tale

    society does not deserve lasagna cat

  19. wotersond

    Humor is such a subjective thing.

  20. NibletTV

    For those wondering about my uploads, I'm working on an entry for my Lazy Town Songs collab. The other videos I'll prioritise for now are my entries for EmpLemon's Shrek collab and The Michael Rosen bday collab. Other then that, I won't spend a lot of time on videos for the next couple of months, mainly because I've got my GCSE options next week, and stuff related to that in the coming months.

  21. DaftPunkYoshi

    Why do you always talk about your Senpai?

    1. Crazy Luigi

      Crazy Luigi

      I ask the exact same thing every single fucking time I see one of TyrannosaurusReich's status updates involving that shit. 

    2. DaftPunkYoshi

      DaftPunkYoshi

      It was actually a reference to this oops
       

       

  22. taco

    300 FILE CABINETS.

    1. Umigame

      Umigame

      Imagem relacionada

      "300 POUNDS OF HAAAAAAAAM!"

  23. Umigame

    Speaking too much English around my Iberian peers seems to be a good way to tick them off.

  24. Grease Witherspoon

    i hope pumpkin pie posts this exact same status update in my mouth today

  25. DiscoGlacier

    i hope senpai posts this exact same status update today

  26. TyrannosaurusReich

    i hope senpai posts this exact same status update today

    1. mrdavidatify

      mrdavidatify

      oh damnit, back it again

      i hope senpai stops bringing this up

  27. G ☆

    I THOUGHT I WAS A DOG! I THOUGHT I WAS A DOG IN THE MIRROR!

  28. TheOneManBoxOffice

    I'm debating on whether or not to watch every movie the Cinema Snob reviewed (that isn't a porn).

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