Last night I went downstairs after a game of Team Fortress 2 to get a drink and use the restroom. My mom and brother are both sitting on the couch staring blankly at my dad's laptop, so I ask, "what are you doing?". My mom says, "the computer has a whole bunch of virus's and I don't know what to do." Usually when this stuff happens they give me the computer to let me fix it, so I ask, "what has it been doing?" And I shit you not, the damn thing was fucking screaming. A woman's scream. It was creepy as hell, and it was doing it randomly. After I heard the powers of the possessed laptop I asked, "What were you doing on it?!" My brother said his friend dylan fucked it up which I can completely believe. I'll bet he was looking at porn or something to get it so fucked up. So I took it upstairs and after a half an hour or so I fixed it. It hasn't screamed since.
Weirdest fuckin thing ever.
I had this dream once that I was in the world of minecraft. And nearly the whole time I was being followed by the cookie monster. Cookie monster probably came from me watching paragonnova's minecraft videos but anyways. We were walking on some weird mountain thing when I decided that, "this world sucks and I'm going to jump off the mountain to kill myself so I can go to another world" don't know where the fuck that came from, but so I looked for a good place to jump. Then almost instantly as I saw a large swimming pool at the bottom of the mountain the world turned realistic. And beside me wasn't REALLY the cookie monster, it was my girlfriend in a cookie monster costume. After seeing her there I looked back down at the pool and asked, "do you wanna jump?". I looked back at her and she had this weird frightened look on her face and her costume and clothes were off. She was covering herself and staring down into the pool so I grabbed her hand and jumped. When we landed in the water all I could see was smoke and water. I guess she fucking dissolved in the water because she was nowhere to be found. So I climbed out of the pool and suddenly I was at the pool in a highschool near me (not mine, we have no pool) I was sopping wet and in need of a towel when out of NOWHERE my first grade teacher was standing there with a towel for me to use. So I went into the locker room to put my clothes back on and when I walked out EVERYONE from my school was standing there watching me. And there was some random bitch smirking at me in the most irritating way possible. Then I woke up.
HOWS THAT FOR A DREAM?!