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HerrVarden

I've been playing a lot of TF2 recently since I got my main and while it's fun holy fuck is it broken. I mean I either won all of my matches or lost all of them, no inbetweens. Wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't so excessive, like it goes straight up "we won't let the other team even exit their spawn" kind of brutal. Not to mention cheaters which seem to have popped up a lot more lately and shit like 5v9 with no autobalance. I do wish there was something you got out of levelling up, like maybe some extra items that come out of it. Drops are just so scarce. I do like the Pass Time game-mode though. It's quite fun. 

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AGSMA

It's always nice to see the Tom Jones gag in the comics.

Now off to wait for two more years for the final issue. I'd be surprised if the final TF Comic leads to an update where we get to play as the TF Classic team in-game. Anyone can dream at this point.

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The fact that his suit translates to 'crabwalk' made me laugh more than it should have.

 

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 Lots of good moments sprinkled throughout. I had almost forgotten how zany this game's verse could get at times.

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Glad the comic finally fucking came out. Too bad by the time the last issue comes out, TF2 will surely be dead. 

The thing that still kinda irks me is that I've heard these comics are apparently non-canon. Why are they going through all this trouble to tell a non-canon story?

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  • Because it's pretty much all 100% fanmade, like literally 99% of the game is anymore.  It's basically an officially recognized fanfiction comic, because god forbid Valve ever use their IP for anything.  Why do that when hardworking and underpaid fans will do it for you?

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    AGSMA

    It's pretty sad to know that God doesn't exist in the TF2 canon,

    Fuck you, Jim.

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    JimPaladin
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  • I think God is an unusual drop from the new crate series, actually.

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    AGSMA

    I've also heard that Allah is an unusual particle to use in hats exclusive to the Demoman.

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    AGSMA

    And before this thread goes back into obscurity, I'll just leave this here.

     

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    Captpan6

    For shits I entered an old Mario Kart map and it still had the Hare Hare Yukai sprite up.

    I miss 2008 ;_;

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    Life

    lots of good points. and having started playing this game again (tf2>ow), i forgot what a fucking free-for-all matchmaking is in this game; i've been working on my sniper/scout aim (i forgot my old settings so i've been dicking around with sens and dpi for the past two days), some games i'm getting picked super fast all the time and others i get snipers and heavies that stand still or walk in a straight line towards my bullets.

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    I could still get back into TF2, the problem is the damn lobby system is the fucking worst. If Valve gut that with no mercy, then I'd love to go back and play, otherwise it's still Overwatch for me.

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    AGSMA

    It will be a major feat trying to go back to this game's melee combat because good lord, it was shit back then and it probably still is after not touching the game for over two years and having roughly 200 hours of PVKII under my belt. It also doesn't help that TF2's hitboxes are anything but consistent and Source's FOV slider makes you look like the the world is either a 2D plane or you're falling into a black hole. The FOV killed any enjoyment of most medieval maps I've played.

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    AGSMA

    I seriously want to know what are Robin Walker's thoughts after listening to that 2011 interview.

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    I feel like the last sentence is a good summary of my thoughts. I totally see where he's getting at, but at the same time less than 1% of the player base can even afford the overly gaudy and stupid loadouts he showed so I'm not sure if it's as big of a problem as presented. Though I never liked the banana hat.

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