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After years of requests, Clockstoppers gets a Nostalgia Critic review.

Man, Doug didn't bullshit with this one, there are no gratuitous skits at all and it surprisingly felt like one of his older videos. I've never even seen this movie but it just looks like another one of those mediocre live action flicks that Nick would churn out once in a while, kinda like Snow Day. Anyone remember that movie?

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I think I remember seeing trailers for that movie as a kid and it had a blink-182 song in it.

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All I remember from that movie was that the villain had a black crow as a pet, symbolizing that he's the bad guy.

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Jesus, Bro! was really cute and had a legitimately positive message that blows away all of the really gross, cynical, preachy religious movies they were spoofing. Great effort from Brad, Ryan, Dave and company.

Another well spent $25 towards Team Snob.

 

 

Judging by what Brad and Dave said in the Q&A video, their next movie will either be a really dark satire of Hallmark Christmas movies starring Tamara's waitess character from Jesus, Bro! or a complete remake of Sadistic Bitch after Shot on Shitteo is finally finished and released

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Yeah, I'm gonna rent it soon, probably this weekend.

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Well, that sure was rather late of you, Todd!

 

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One of my favorite things from Brad is the Worst of 2015 video where Brad talks to Dave about Dancin': It's On!

Half of it is his description, but the other half of it is Dave's incredulous reaction. It's priceless.

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Alright, a Rap Critic video on Humble by Kendrick Lamar! :D

 

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Got around to watching Jesus, Bro!

I was surprised by how often I laughed, and laughed hard. Every single scene with Brad was fantastic, and the final scene had me bust a gut. Totally worth a rent.

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Is it just me or did Brad and Ryan utilize Santa Christ and Malcolm's Satan in funnier, more effective ways in "Jesus, Bro!" than Doug Walker in every single Nostalgia Critic/Anniversary Special they appeared in?

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I think Doug puts Santa Christ to decent enough use.

But I will definitely agree that Malcolm was funnier as Satan here as he ever has been on NC. Chalk it up to good writing.

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On ‎4‎/‎18‎/‎2017 at 6:08 PM, Deaniac said:

After years of requests, Clockstoppers gets a Nostalgia Critic review.

Man, Doug didn't bullshit with this one, there are no gratuitous skits at all and it surprisingly felt like one of his older videos. I've never even seen this movie but it just looks like another one of those mediocre live action flicks that Nick would churn out once in a while, kinda like Snow Day. Anyone remember that movie?

I watched it back then and had... pretty much the same issues Doug had. I.E. Hypertime =/= invisibility.

Spoiler

And that SUPER HYPER ULTRA hypertime within hypertime... pretty much going nowhere.

So I thought the review was justified :P

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14 hours ago, TheOneManBoxOffice said:

That had to be the greatest editorial video he's ever done. He didn't even pose a question or do any hard analysis, he just spent fifteen minutes pointing out how fucking bizarre this obscure cartoon is...and by the looks of it, it really, really was. Watching this at almost 2 in the morning was a mistake lol

But man, that mother's character design is genuinely unsettling. If I saw that at the end of the hallway in an empty house I would soil my pants, too.

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The Cinema Snob goes after Wood Rocket yet again with their "parody" of Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy.

 

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Oh god, I remember watching this shit.

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Wow, they couldn't even get John Goodman back? Those replacement actors look like the guys from the Flintstones porn parody...and I think one of them was in Bio-Dome, too. Makes sense.

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Why does Alan Cumming always get cast as a really creepy ass guy like Son of the Mask or Spy Kids?

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