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DatRandomGuyTho   
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Just saw this thread and noticed nobody posted the new Rap Critic:

 

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On 22 August 2017 at 5:41 AM, TheOneManBoxOffice said:

 

For some reason, now I actually feel like watching this movie when I get the chance. Might be because it's so bad, it's funny.

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Crazy Luigi   
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9 hours ago, DatRandomGuyTho said:

Just saw this thread and noticed nobody posted the new Rap Critic:

 

Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me!

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It was a nice, fun episode again! Glad to see he had fun with the trampoline titties line. The only disappointment there is that he didn't touch on Future's line of him saying "Pussy's got more murders than New Mexico." Otherwise, very fun episode, which was very much needed after some of the past episodes had.

 

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DatRandomGuyTho   
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really want to see Rap Critic review Who Dat Boy so bad...

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Crazy Luigi   
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On 8/23/2017 at 11:24 AM, DatRandomGuyTho said:

really want to see Rap Critic review Who Dat Boy so bad...

Same. For now, though, enjoy the Rap Critic taking a bit of a break from some mainstream rap and instead having a partial focus on country (and folk rock) taking their own jabs at rap.

 

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TheOneManBoxOffice   
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The Cinema Snob's reviews of Second Glance, The Pretender, and Crime of the Age are back in compilation form...

...and speaking of Christploitation pictures...

 

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YTPNerdette   
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sometimes I hate when Youchew reminds me of posts I made months ago, like, probably quoting the post with the second latest Regretting the Past episode from Rocked Reviews (and there's not much of that show anymore... so there's no more regrets for the past? Well maybe except Chinese Democracy, because like I said it mentioned the second latest episode of that)...

anyway, I guess that you guys are so highly alarmed of Team Awesome's videos that you have to post them earlier than anyone else... maybe except Tamara's Never Seen and Tamara Just Saw because who cares about that stupid sidekick amirite err no I don't mean it but of course she's part of Channel Awesome's shenanigans so... I wonder why there's no automated response for that.

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Lindsay on why Guardians vol. 2 makes her drunk cry.

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FUCK yes. Been waiting 2 years for this one. Totally worth the wait, jesus fucking christ I just about choked laughing.

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LordSmeargle   
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6 hours ago, The Pope said:

FUCK yes. Been waiting 2 years for this one. Totally worth the wait, jesus fucking christ I just about choked laughing.

I lost it at the helicopter explosion.

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Brad's referenced the movie tons of times, so I lost track of how many times I caught a reference and burst out laughing. The Jar-Jar "Captain", the horrible ADR, the helicopter scene, the sad mime, just so many moments that made me lose it. I've watched the review twice now, and even on a second viewing I choked laughing.

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Honestly, I thought he was talking about closing credits with this title.

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In a way, he was, as well as the opening credits. I have to agree that the opening titles to some films were practically works of art on their own and helped give the movie its identity from the get-go, like how the Pink Panther movies, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, and Four Rooms get you in the mood by showing the credits with cartoon slapstick because the films themselves are slapstick comedies.

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So the Rap Critic reviewed one of the worst mainstream rap songs out there...

Nicki Minaj's rapping involving China is one of the worst verses I've heard this year.

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TheOneManBoxOffice   
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Oh dear...

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The Pope   
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To commemorate 9/11, here's Lindsay's in-depth dive into film and TV's portrayal of 9/11, first in knee-jerk jingoism form and later in wistful remembrance form.

(And yes I know Lindsay hasn't been with CA for years, but it's either post these here or make her own thread, and while she deserves one I doubt it'd get traffic)

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On Thursday, August 31, 2017 at 19:07, The Pope said:

Lindsay on why Guardians vol. 2 makes her drunk cry.

haven't Lindsay stopped working for Channel Awesome already?

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Ex-contributors can still go in this thread. I'm fine with anything that keeps the thread from just being "Doug still does things" or *links Brad video without prompting any real discussion*.

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It doesn't help that outside of Linkara, those three are the only people to come out of the site to still be putting out quality content.

Well, Todd and the Rap Critic too from what I hear, but they're outside of my wheelhouse.

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