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That fucking Counter-Strike AK-47 sound during the mob joke.

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Less then two minutes in and fucking mspaint Casper shows up.

Dear Doug,

Why?

Oh my god, why did you have to remind me of that

I had blocked that from my memory.

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Oh it could be worse.

He could have the mspaint Elephant. 

In the "in real life" segments.

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Oh my god, the fucking elephant. You just had to remind me of that thing.

It would have been okay if the elephant never spoke, but just cleared its throat. But when we first saw him in the NC videos, he just HAD to explain the fucking joke.

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And then Donnie DuPre says "Hey! What's that ELEPHANT doing here??", and then the Burger King shows up with angelic choir. "What was that? That was almost as awesome as Chuck Norris! [A-CHUCK-A NORRAAASSS!!!]"

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And then Donnie DuPre says "Hey! What's that ELEPHANT doing here??", and then the Burger King shows up with angelic choir. "What was that? That was almost as awesome as Chuck Norris! [A-CHUCK-A NORRAAASSS!!!]"

Then when nothing can be explained, we see BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT and MS paint Casper flies into the screen with TIMING as they play a clip of frying the Coke with dubstep music played over it.

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And then Carl goes "Vhat wuz dat?" and Donnie says "It was just a BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!"

Edit: Whoa, Sigma beat me to it.

Giving Doug that idea in the Ferngully review is something I will never forgive Lindsay for.

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Cantflyman really hit the nail on the head last page. To me it seems like he feels obligated to make something like NC so followers of that keep coming to the site. Hopefully it'll evolve into something more ambitious than a longer NC with a different hat.

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To be honest, I like the "Big Lipped Alligator Moment" thing, it's just that he used it a lot of times it wasn't called for.

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That's why I wish Lindsay kept it to herself. Although, in her. "All dogs go to heaven" review, she kinda denounces it, and that scene isn't as incoherent as she claims, as when the alligator sinks the ship, we'll be less confused by his appearance since we've already seen him earlier in the film.

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So the consensus is that Demo Reel is good?

HerrVarden's Twin, BlairBarden: See, the joke is that HerrVarden over here is saying that everyone is saying that Demo Reel when in fact people are saying that it's bad. It's called sarcasm. Sarcasm is a form of irony. Irony is like a police officer being arrested because a police officer's job is to arrest those who break the law. This is also known as hypocrisy (prattles on for a minute or so)

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Like the irony behind him trying to be unfunny so he can be made out as funny using unfunny humor to make it look like he's making jokes about unfunny humor, and this ultimately results in him being unfunny in both the intentional and unintentional aspects.

And I still don't see what compelled him to put Moulin Rouge in his Worst movies, and favorite review. Maybe I should edit out all the parts that aren't "review" and see how long it is.

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To be honest, I like the "Big Lipped Alligator Moment" thing, it's just that he used it a lot of times it wasn't called for.

It goes back to that old saying that we use in poop a whole bunch.. Even memes can be funny IF used in moderation, not ad nauseum.

I liked alligator moment too especially when he put different spins on it (wish i could remember one)

You know whats ironic though? Doug during his Jingle all the Way review even discussed how angry he was at the movie having ONE GOOD JOKE and how they ruined it by drawing it out and egging it on.

The running jokes I always liked were "Its not pop tarts" and "Boomer will live"

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What makes me sad about him killing the Critic is that he clearly knew he'd toss it, but kept milking it for a while just so the end to his special would collaborate well enough with the end of his Scooby Doo review. In fact, he most likely knew the ending to the movie and he just made the rest of the movie just to complement it. It's almost as if the first scene he made was the one when Matthew sees the ghosts and then the "I'm the Nostalgia Critic" line.

And he might improve Demo Reel, but I'm guessing his fans will already have abandoned him by then. And he's also trying to make it look like all the money he's been whoring went to his studio so his fans could appreciate him. If that's the case, he just wants to be recognized for things other than NC. I respect that, but he needs to realize sooner or later he'll only achieve that by trying what he thinks he's good at, not what they'll like. And that was the thing about NC, I could tell he had some talent, and wasn't a terrible person in his reviews, but he always seemed to put a minimum 18 minute limit on his videos. Maybe if his videos were shorter and he trimmed off all the filler, I'd respect him, but for now, he may as well be a fucking YT partner.

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have I ever told you about the time my buddy keith tried to suck face with a big lipped alligator?

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Oh, it can't be THAT bad. You guys are just...

...

...Holy shit I withdraw everything.

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...Running gags, memes and screaming. BACK TO YOUR OLD TRICKS, EH, DOUGIE?!

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I'm going to give Doug the benefit of the doubt for now. I didn't really find anything particularly entertaining about the premiere, but since it's the first episode I'm going to be a little more lenient on it since pilot episodes rarely ever represent the quality of the product as the series progresses. Even with Mega64's show, as big of a fan as I am of the group, their work from way back in Version 1 is completely different and hardly representative of the kind of material that they'd eventually produce in both their show and online. For now we're probably going to see episodes mostly focused on making fun of movie franchises, but the best-case scenario would be that as time goes on the show would divert focus to the character dialogue and the various things they go through to make the movies instead, which would be much more entertaining. And hopefully we'll reach a point where the characters will break out of the archetype molds that they're currently in to become more natural. At this point anything is game, really, and I'd be baffled if Doug actually kept to the exact same formula as this first episode for the entirety of the series.

I think Mega64's earlier stuff is still pretty funny, even if it is just Jackass plus video game references. Watching Rocco "BARF!" in public will always make me laugh.

I've yet to watch demo reel. To me it looks like the skit segments of NC stretched into an entire series. And the director seems to be the exact same character as the critic, but I should probably reserve judgement for now.

I mean don't get me wrong, I still like and appreciate Mega64's older work, but when it came to the episodes in Version 1 it's not like I could just blindly say that everything about their humor at the time was great, since they had yet to really develop it to the point that it's at today, and Dr. Poque and the like were still kind of fitting the bill for "evil scientist" rather than turning into "lame, unsuccessful scientist" after the Mega64 crew decided that that would be funnier. But now I'm just talking about Mega64 which doesn't really have much to do with the topic at hand so I'll move on.

Like I said before, I'm just going to hope for the best case scenario in that sometime soon the episodes will focus more on things that the characters go through during the behind-the-scenes piecing together of the films. That's really the only way up for this series, and seeing how only one episode has been released so far, I say it still has a chance to redeem itself.

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I don't know about you guys, but I think what the Rap Critic did with a Nostalgia Critic-like idea with Kendrick Lamar's "Swimming Pools (Drank)" correctly. Like, he gives out a few examples of how it could work, and then he realizes how stupid it is and moves on.

Also, Brad & Jerrid go see Wreck-It Ralph.

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And then Donnie DuPre says "Hey! What's that ELEPHANT doing here??", and then the Burger King shows up with angelic choir. "What was that? That was almost as awesome as Chuck Norris! [A-CHUCK-A NORRAAASSS!!!]"

Then when nothing can be explained, we see BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT and MS paint Casper flies into the screen with TIMING as they play a clip of frying the Coke with dubstep music played over it.

That sounds like a TheCW4Kids parody of the Critic than an actual Critic video itself.

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