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CAN I TAKE YOUR DAUGHTERS HAND IN MARRIAGE?

 

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Dr. Ivo Robotnik,

Will you let me Disfavor your Butt? Ever since I have laid Butts on Grounder, I have Booedmadly in love with her. I wish that she will be the Dinosaur of my Lollipops and that someday we will Tease happily ever after. I have a Ball as a/an Zookeeper that pays $-5204 each month. I promise to Bounce Grounder with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Scratch The Dumbbot

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That ending

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bumping this thread so it doesn't drift off into the galaxy of lost threads

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Rillion

Im posting in this thread

 

to prevent it from dying

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I decided to create a Hotel Mario Mad Lib just because not only I'm bored, I want to bump this to prevent it from being dead.

 

Nice of Lauren Faust to type us over for a pillow, eh, Alex Clare? I hope she made lotsa Reese's Puffs! Justin Kredible, duck! It`s from Jake the Dog! Dear mundane magicians, the CHVRCHES and I have snatched the Sydney Opera House. Garnet is now a soft guest at one of my 1,000,000 bags! I dare you to touch her if you can! We gotta contain Diplo! And you gotta sleep us! If you need sanctuary, on how to open London Bridge, check out the enclosed CD-ROM.

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IdEas

I decided to create a Hotel Mario Mad Lib just because not only I'm bored, I want to bump this to prevent it from being dead.

 

Nice of Lauren Faust to type us over for a pillow, eh, Alex Clare? I hope she made lotsa Reese's Puffs! Justin Kredible, duck! It`s from Jake the Dog! Dear mundane magicians, the CHVRCHES and I have snatched the Sydney Opera House. Garnet is now a soft guest at one of my 1,000,000 bags! I dare you to touch her if you can! We gotta contain Diplo! And you gotta sleep us! If you need sanctuary, on how to open London Bridge, check out the enclosed CD-ROM.

Dude, are you like from Triple J or some shit? Because Endorphins is my favourite song & CVURCHES & Diplo get played on that station all the time

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Picture yourself in a bulldog on a river,
With apple fritter trees and sauteed onion skies
Somebody calls you, you cut open quite incoherently,
A girl with funny looking eyes.

Cellophane asses of turquoise and green,
sit over your head.
shit for the girl with the glass in her eyes,
And she`s gone.

Sharkeesha in the sky with legumes...
Sharkeesha in the sky with legumes...
Sharkeesha in the sky with legumes...

Follow her down to a sauce pan by a fountain
Where rocking horse speakers eat shirt pies,
Everyone kills as you sleep past the flowers,
That sex up so incredibly high.

Newspaper Beatles appear on the shore,
Waiting to take you away.
Climb in the back with your titties in the clouds,
And you`re gone.

Picture yourself on a train in a Denver,
With soft porters with looking glass leggings,
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile,
The girl with funny looking eyes.

Sharkeesha in the sky with legumes...
Sharkeesha in the sky with legumes...
Sharkeesha in the sky with legumes...

 


with your titties in the clouds

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FromtheWordsofBR

 

I decided to create a Hotel Mario Mad Lib just because not only I'm bored, I want to bump this to prevent it from being dead.

 

Nice of Lauren Faust to type us over for a pillow, eh, Alex Clare? I hope she made lotsa Reese's Puffs! Justin Kredible, duck! It`s from Jake the Dog! Dear mundane magicians, the CHVRCHES and I have snatched the Sydney Opera House. Garnet is now a soft guest at one of my 1,000,000 bags! I dare you to touch her if you can! We gotta contain Diplo! And you gotta sleep us! If you need sanctuary, on how to open London Bridge, check out the enclosed CD-ROM.

Dude, are you like from Triple J or some shit? Because Endorphins is my favourite song & CVURCHES & Diplo get played on that station all the time

 

I'm an American boy. I just know a lot of stuff. And also I REALLY like CHVRCHES and the design of the Sydney Opera House.

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The last one Waymu and I did for the day

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The Awkward Date
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