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Well, I was stranded on a planet, just me and Spock
We met a nasty Nazi alien, he locked our asses up
We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head!

Well, I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me
His eyes were full of tears, he said, "Captain, can't you see?
The ship is gonna blow, do something, I beseech!"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach

And I said,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans they pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

I know he's just a child, and most think him a twit
But Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space
Just tell him: "Shut up, Wesley," if he gets in your face

And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise
And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knees

And I said
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans they pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place
He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space
The wormhole opened up and now they come from near and far
We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar

And what is with the Klingons? Remember, in the day,
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lamé
Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

And I said
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans, they pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door
When suddenly it dawned on me I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble slightly out of phase
'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits

And I said
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
That's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we'll just make some shit up

Well then they got a new show
And it's called Enterprise
And it takes place a hundred years
Before Kirk was alive
They say that it's a prequel
Or so that's what it's called
It's such a bad idea you'd swear that Lucas was involved

They have a Vulcan female
But she's a nervous wreck
Her ass is sweet as Seven's only green
So what the heck
They're in the past but Klingons have those lobsters on their heads
I'm more confused than Wesley Crusher nude in Tasha's bed

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
That's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans they pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

"Bonus verse!"

Well it would seem a big wig up at Paramount
Must have felt the franchise was stale by all accounts
Cause he hired J. J. Abrams to give the thing a shove
I feared that he would mock and mangle everything I love

Well I went to the movie and there much to my shock
There were hunky models playing Kirk and Spock
Vulcan's been destroyed and the timeline has been crushed
So someone tell me why I love this film so fucking much

And I said
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
That's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans they pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind --we're totally screwed but never mind--
We'll pull something out of our behinds

"What does God need with a starship?"

We just make some shit up

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darthanader

Child (of limousines)
What's the best place (That you have seen)
all of the hands (That you have shook)
Home of the queen (of everything fancy)
Is there a smell (That you can tell)
gives you some peace (sends you to hell)
all of the beds (That you have yearned)
Is there a dream to (where you'd return)
Where is the plight (With the most stars)
Where do you drink (By Echo guitars)
What's the best shore (Seen from a boat)
Miniature heads that (color the shore line)
If you could rest (A minute to tell)
Get me some grass (Iridescent shells)
I know there's a nest (Fit with a hatch)
Sunset a glowin' (Makes us all sweaty)
I don't even know where to begin or how I should start these days.
(The green mountain south or)
The Clay of the westerns
The Maryland meadows at midnight they do have a misty grace
(Take a trip to blue bayou)
Find Roy Orbison cryin'
A continent molded from glassor maybe a town I can taste

(Dresses that glow on)
girls from Barcelona

I wanna discover the key and open the everywhere place

(A mix of sky from Montana)
dipped in FloriDada
Flori, Flori, Flori, Flori, Florida

FloriDada
FloriDada

Flori, Flori, Flori, Flori, Florida

FloriDada
FloriDada

Flori, Flori, Flori, Flori, Florida

FloriDada
FloriDada
Flori, Flori, Flori, Flori, Florida
FloriDada

FloriDada

Old (demented men)

Where is the place (We can extend)

Crooked state lines (Polka dot signs)

Say that this place is (a state of mind)

Pretty lip girls (Paint me the halls)
Not on a street (Not near a mall)
Raise me a thumb (From human skin)

That isn't judged by (where it begins)
Show me the clams (Show me the pearls)
Mail me a note (Sent from a world)

That isn't so far (And always right here)
Where all the boundaries (Have disappeared)
And all the nights (Are stitched with a glue)

That's sticking to me (And I'll stick to you)
I'll take your hands (You'll take my face)
And everywhere home will (be a good place)

I found myself there a collagin' with all of the human race
(A dancer from Ghana)
smiling in Tijuana
I Frankenstein java with touches of Prada and corn on the plates
(A smear of gardenia)
in the fair hair of sweden
And maybe I actually visited some sort of mythical place
(Or was it a future)
connected by sutures
Oh let's go get lost in the image I made of the everywhere place
(I see the lads from Osaka)
dyed in FloriDada

Flori, Flori, Flori, Flori, Florida
FloriDada
FloriDada
Flori, Flori, Flori, Flori, Florida
FloriDada
FloriDada

(Where's the bridge that's gonna take me home)

the bridge that someone's fighting over
(a bridge that someone's paying for)
a bridge so old just let it go
(Where's the bridge that's gonna take me home)
Oh bridge that someone's fighting over
(a bridge that someone's paying for)
a bridge so old just let it go
(Where's the bridge that's gonna take me home)
Oh bridge that someone's fighting over
(a bridge that someone's paying for)
a bridge so old just let it go
(Where's the bridge that's gonna take me home)
Oh bridge that someone's fighting over
(a bridge that someone's paying for)
a bridge so old just let it go

Flori, Flori, Flori, Flori, Florida
FloriDada
FloriDada
Flori, Flori, Flori, Flori, Florida
FloriDada
FloriDada
Flori, Flori, Flori, Flori, Florida
FloriDada
FloriDada
Flori, Flori, Flori, Flori, Florida
FloriDada
FloriDada
Flori, Flori, Flori, Flori, Florida
FloriDada
FloriDada

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Doom

I stood alone upon the highest cliff-top
Looked down, around and all that I could see
Were those that I would dearly love to share with
Crashing on quite blindly to the sea

I tried to ask what game this was
But knew I would not play it
The voice as one, as no one came to me

"We have looked upon the heroes
And they are found wanting
We have looked hard across the land
But we can see no dawn
We have now dared to sear the sky
But we are still bleeding
We are drawing near to the cliffs
Now we can hear the call"

The clouds are piled in mountain-shapes
There is no escape except to go forward
Don't ask us for an answer now
It's far too late to bow to that convention
What course is there left but to die?

We have looked upon the high kings
Found them less than mortals
Their names are dust before the just
March of our young new law
Minds stumbling strong, we hurtle on
Into the dark portal
No one can halt our final vault
Into the unknown maw

And as the elders beat their brows
They know that it is really far too late now to stop us
For if the sky is seeded death
What is the point in catching breath? Expel it
What cause is there left but to die
In search of something that we're really not quite sure of?

What cause is there left but to die?
What cause is there left but to die?
What cause is there left but to die?
I really don't know why

I know our ends may be soon
But why do you make them sooner?
Time may finally prove
Only the living move her and
No life lies in the quicksand

Yes I know it's out of control, out of control
Greasy machinery slides on the rails
Young minds and bodies on steel spokes impaled
Cogs tearing bones, cogs tearing bones
Iron-throated monsters are forcing the screams
Mind and machinery box-press our dreams

But there still is time

Cowards are they who run today
The fight is beginning
No war with knives, fight with our lives
Lemmings can teach nothing
Death offers no hope, we must grope
For the unknown answer
Unite our blood, abate the flood
Avert the disaster

There's other ways than screaming in the mob
That makes us merely cogs of hatred
Look to the why and where we are
Look to yourselves and the stars, yes and in the end
What choice is there left but to live
In the hope of saving our children's children's little ones?

What choice is there left but to live?
What choice is there left but to live?
What choice is there left but to live?
To save the little ones?

What choice is there left but to try?

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Mackenzie

When you're having fun, fun
Time flies, time flies, time flies
When you're having fun (time flies)
Out the window (it goes, goes, goes)

Find some time
Find some time to do something
Find some time
Find some time to do something
Find some time
Find some time to do something
Ah

Boredom got a new best friend
(Boredom, boredom, best friend)
Cause boredom got a new best friend (oh, oh, oh)
Boredom got a new best friend
Na-na-na, na-na-na, oh-na-na-na
Oh, oh, oh

Find some time
Find some time to do something
Find some time
(Find some time, oh)

Boredom, boredom, boredom, boredom
Boredom, boredom, boredom, boredom
Boy, my bedroom floor is a cereal burial, I'm serious
I ate 'em all, dry boxes, bodies, yeah I caught 'em
If we're talkin' 'bout real meals, ask my stomach, he ain't saw 'em
I've been in this fuckin' room so long
My eyeballs are turning to dry wall
My friends suck, fuck 'em, I'm over 'em
"Hi y'all, y'all ain't hit me all day
What the fuck is the problem? Is it me?
'Cause I'm not solved, I'm... bored."

Find some time
Find some time to do something
Find some time
Find some time to do something
Find some time
Find some time to do something
(Oh)

Bored and getting desperate as hell
(Desperate, using, texting, amusing)
Cellular not amusing and I hope someone will
Message me with some plans that are amusing as well
Cause I haven’t seen the exit of these walls since before this morning
Morning, morning, morning, morning
(Morning, ohh, what the fuck?)
Got some cars I can handle but nowhere for performance
My stomach angry and yellin', I need some food, I could order
But I hate eating solo
Need someone, we can loiter in parking lots
As sunsets at the border, yeah
Ringy dingy dong, I can't be alone
I been starting to feel like I don't know anyone
So now I'm staring at my ceiling fuckin' going
Like I have no idea where I'm going
Tick tock
(Damn, gotta get outta here)

Find some time
Find some time to do something
(Hey, can y'all help me right quick?)
Find some time
Find some time to do something
Find some time
Find some time to do something
(Oh)

Cause boredom got a new best friend
Boredom got a new best friend
Cause boredom got a new best friend
Tick tock

Find some time, find some time
Gotta find some time, find some time
Gonna find some, find some time
Gotta find some time, find some time
Gonna find some, find some time
Gotta find some time, find some time
Gonna find some, find some time
Time, time, time, time
Time, time, time, time
Time, time, time, time
Time, time, time

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TheOneManBoxOffice

City's breaking down on a camel's back
They just have to go, 'cause they don't know wack
So while you fill the streets, it's appealing to see
You won't get undercounted 'cause you're damned and free
You got a new horizon, it's ephemeral style
A melancholy town where we never smile
Now all I wanna hear is the message beep
My dreams, they got her kissing, 'cause I don't get sleep, no

Windmill, windmill for the land
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is ticking, falling down
Love forever, love has freely
Turned forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?

Laughin' gas these hazmats, fast cats
Linin' 'em up like ass cracks
Play these ponies at the track
It's my chocolate attack
Shit, I'm steppin' in the heart of this here (yeah)
Care Bear rappin' in harder this year (yeah)
Watch me as I gravitate, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Yo, we gon' ghost town this Motown
With yo' sound, you in the blink
Gon' bite the dust, can't fight with us
With yo' sound, you kill the Inc.
So don't stop, get it, get it (Get it)
Until you're cheddar head
And watch the way I navigate, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Windmill, windmill for the land
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is ticking, falling down
Love forever, love has freely
Turned forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?

Don't stop, get it, get it
Peep how your captain's in it
Steady, watch me navigate, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Don't stop, get it, get it
Peep how your captain's in it
Steady, watch me navigate, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Warning: Strong Profanity

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat,

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat,

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat, 

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat, 

I fucked your mom!

 

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VentXekart

You'll take my life, but I'll take yours too!
You'll fire your mus-ket, but I'll run you through!
So when you're wait-ing for the next at-tack...
You'd bet-ter stand, there's no turn-ing back!

The bug-le sounds, the charge begins!
But on this bat-tle-field, no one wins!
The smell of ac-rid smoke and horse-s' breath...
As I plunge on into certain death!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!

The horse, he sweats with fear, we break to run!
The migh-ty roar of the ro-bot guns!
And as we race to-wards the hu-man wall!
The screams of pain as my com-rades fall!

We hur-dle bo-dies that lay on the ground...
And the ro-bots fire an-o-ther round!
We get so near, yet so far away...
We won't live to fight another day!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!

We get so close, near en-ough to fight...
When a ro-bot gets me in his sights...
He pulls the trig-ger and I feel the blow...
A burst of rounds take my horse be-low!

And as I lay there ga-zing at the sky...
My bo-dy's numb and my throat is dry...
And as I lay for-got-ten and a-lone...
With-out a tear, I draw my par-ting groan!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!

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Cornflakes

Every generation
Blames the one before
And all of their frustrations
Come beating on your door 

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Mackenzie

I can't be myself
When you're twisting on your hair, it's like a freak sale
You give me one more chance to be someone else
Eruption, eruption

Lick that popsicle
Like a mothaf'kin baby mothaf'kin would
It's a nice f'kin day and I'm feelin' f'kin good
Eruption, eruption

Twist it like a pigtail
I can make your heart melt
Gonna get my hair cut at the end of the summer
Twist it like a pigtail
I can make your heart melt

Twist it like a pigtail
I can make your heart melt
Gonna get my hair cut at the end of the summer
Twist it like a pigtail
I can make your heart melt

Wear your sister's fur
You can brush it til the motherfucker starts to purr
And in six small months you can be like her
Eruption, eruption

Your face don't exist
Like a motherfuckin' shadow or a motherfuckin' wish
And I always hoped it would be like this
Eruption, eruption

Twist it like a pigtail
I can make your heart melt
Gonna get my hair cut at the end of the summer
Twist it like a pigtail
I can make your heart melt

Twist it like a pigtail
I can make your heart melt
Gonna get my hair cut at the end of the summer
Twist it like a pigtail
I can make your heart melt

Twist it like a pigtail
I can make your heart melt
Gonna get my hair cut at the end of the summer
Twist it like a pigtail
I can make your heart melt

Twist it like a pigtail
I can make your heart melt
Gonna get my hair cut at the end of the summer
Twist it like a pigtail
I can make your heart melt

I can't be myself
When you're twisting on your hair, it's like a freak sale
You give me one more chance to be someone else
Eruption, eruption

Lick that popsicle
Like a mothaf'kin baby mothaf'kin would
It's a nice f'kin day and I'm feelin' f'kin good
Eruption, eruption

Wear your sister's fur
You can brush it til the motherfucker starts to purr
And in six small months you can be like her
Eruption, eruption

Your face don't exist
Like a motherfuckin' shadow or a motherfuckin' wish
And I always hoped it would be like this
Eruption, eruption

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Waymu

I got drunk at chuck-e-cheese,

and I was asked to leave

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I tell ya a thing, foxy little flirt
I caught you in the briar patch
Liftin' up your skirt, well let me tell ya
What you been doin' in the briar patch?
What you been doing in the little skirt?
Got in closer with a big feet ranch makin magic

Foolin' with the bitch's brew
You know the things I told you not to do
You fell into the briar patch
Ain't nothin' gonna save ya
Remember the things you said
You savin' the screams for bed
And now you just walk away
So take it and go all the way

Ah, you foolin' with the bitch's brew
That ain't the thing you outta fool . . .with
Now you keep your fingers out of there, honey
You know that ain't no...fair
Ther way that you read me
Because of the way you did
The way the witches sight
Oh the things that you fight (God)

You been messin with the bitch's brew
Don't you know who you're talkin to?
Said you're talkin' to the bitch's brew
Tell me you never really cared
The voodoo men eyes of fire
Or who do men most desire
The bitches are out in school
Tell from the light of the moon

I been thinkin' ran my hands through the sands of time
Yeah, and I been drinkin', just to make this here song rhyme.

Ooooh what the hell you want me to
I'll take it with the aaaaah
Foolin' with the bitch's brew
Don't you
Don't you fool with the bitch's brew
I been foolin' with the bitch's brew
Don't be foolin with me now
Foolin with the bitch's brew

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HomerAlltheWay

Spooky, scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

Spooky, scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek

We're sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize, but I don't think we should

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Them that's got, shall get.
Them that's not, shall lose.
So the Bible says,
And it still is news.

Mama may have.
Papa may have.
God bless the child that's got his own,
That's got his own.

It's the strong get smart,
While the weak ones fade.
And if I get stumped,
They'll never make the grade.

Mama may have.
Papa may have.
God bless the child that's got his own,
That's got his own.

When you've got money,
You've got lots of friends,
Crowded 'round the door.

But when it's gone,
And all else find an ends,
They don't come round no more.

Which relations give,
Crust of bread and such.
You can help yourself,
But don't take too much.

Mama may have.
Papa may have.
God bless the child that's got his own,
That's got his own.

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I plant the kind of kiss that wouldn't wake a baby
On the self-same face that wouldn't let me sleep
And the street is singing with my feet
And dawn gives me a shadow I know to be taller

All down to you, dear
Everything has changed

My sorry name has made it to graffiti
I was looking for someone to complete me

Not anymore, dear
Everything has changed

And we made the moon our mirrorball
The streets, an empty stage
The city sirens violins
Everything has changed

So lift off love
Lift off love

We took the town to town last night
We kissed like we invented it
And now I know what every step is for
To lead me to your door

Know that while you sleep
Everything has changed

We made the moon our mirrorball
The streets, an empty stage
The city sirens violins
Everything has changed
Everything has changed
Everything has changed

So lift off love
Lift off love (down to you, dear)
Lift off love (down to you, dear)
Lift off love (down to you, dear)
Lift off love (down to you, dear)
Lift off love (down to you, dear)

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I see it all through my window it seems
Never failing like millions of bees
All that is wrong
No time will be won
All they need to do-o-o-o
What can be done?

Peak hour
Peak hour
Peak hour

Minds are subject to what should be done
Problem solved, time cannot be won
One hour a day
One hour at night
Sees crowds of people
All meant for flight

Peak hour
Peak hour
Peak hour

It makes me want to run out and tell them
They've got time
Take a step back out
And look in at their debt
And their time

Minds are subject to what should be done
Problem solved, time cannot be won
One hour a day
One hour at night
Sees crowds of people
All meant for flight

Peak hour
Peak hour
Peak hour

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