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I'm genuinely pleased by how consistent he's becoming now with uploading content. Hopefully he'll start uploading reviews longer than 10 minutes. I feel like his best reviews were the ones that lasted around the 15-18 minute range. Then again, production would take longer. It's a necessary evil, I suppose.

 

Sword is for rug.

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YouTube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MESTZyPTZME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSmRwgZEojY

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Stuart K Reilly   
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Ah Jon, funny as always. Wonder where Jacques was in this review though?

 

 

It was a surprise to me that he started the review in 2012 and only recently was able to get it done. no telling what all research he had to go through to find out how this crazy game works. And good grief what a crazy game.

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Oh look, the guy from Zatoichi made a video game fifteen years before, that's odd.

Also, did he played a hacked version of the game or the english text was just there for editing? Because if that's the latter then that's some impressive editing right there.

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I knew this game was insane before. I just didn't know it was this fucking insane! From beating someone up at the continue screen while not even playing the game beforehand to getting a "shut up, you dick" response to saying this is ridiculous by complete accident to even murdering your family and possibly eating grilled Mormons, it truly is a game of mad men.

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Deaniac   
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That Takeshi's Challenge review was one of the better videos he's put out since he left GG. Much better than his Foodfight review.

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2112pk   
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aparently this game was so hard becuase takeshi hated video games.

so he just wanted to be a complete bastard to everyone

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Dieathan   
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aparently this game was so hard becuase takeshi hated video games.

so he just wanted to be a complete bastard to everyone

Guess that makes him one of the earliest video game developer trolls. Given the way the game itself is, that honestly does sound pretty believable.

 

Also GRILLED MORMONS. This game really does say a lot about Takeshi, doesn't it?

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Vertyx   
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  • I remember playing that one time when I was drunk and bored. The hang gliding part is so fucking bullshit. I fucking fuck. I hate that part.

     

    I do love the game though. It's so amazingly bullshit I can't help but admire it.

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    Fretless   
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    Oh my God Jon is looking for "Comedic Editors"

    https://twitter.com/JonTronShow/status/457995912137416704

    I'm assuming this is so he can put content out more quickly without having to do all the editing himself. Also, has anybody else noticed that when Jon left Game Grumps, he took his yellow font with him?

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    kingplatypus   
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    Pretty sure he's always used that font in his videos. It was probably used in GG as well because he was the editor in the early episodes.

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    Stuart K Reilly   
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    Lol I should make a demo reel for him thats nothing but a compilation of my poops and see what happens

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    Whelt   
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    This newest video has some crazy good production value. Jon is doing a great job.

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    Rillion   
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    aparently this game was so hard becuase takeshi hated video games.

    so he just wanted to be a complete bastard to everyone

     

    I like that guy.

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    Vertyx   
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  • He's pretty funny.

     

    I would really recommend watching Takeshi's Castle to anyone reading. It's like SMB as a game show, it's fucking crazy.

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    SlinkyGuy   
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    He's pretty funny.

     

    I would really recommend watching Takeshi's Castle to anyone reading. It's like SMB as a game show, it's fucking crazy.

     

    It really is.

     

    I think in America the show is something called "MxC" but I could be wrong.

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    Ninero   
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    Oh man, I used to watch Takeshi's Castle everyday when I was a kid. It's actually kind of ridiculous really that Takeshi himself wasn't really into video games when he was involved with something like this:

    http://youtu.be/FIW-OrUIDFA

    If only there could have been a Takeshi's Castle game made instead, eh

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