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Personally, I can't stand ear rape. YouTube poop are meant to be funny, not annoying. I also hate crazy LSD seizure effects.

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Joosh

I don't enjoy watching poorly done effects of any kind, but I really don't like very slow stutters.

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theadventuretimefan

Poops with nothing but ear rape and flashy colors. To me that's not YouTube Poop is seeing how much effects you can spam while quantizing frames in Vegas.

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Years ago, I would've said that haphazard audio replacements were my least favorite poopism, considering that successful examples depend heavily on timing, context, and surprise (the same of which can be said for all comedy). However, even meme replacements are entertaining in a so bad, it's good way, and considering that's what Youtube Poop essentially is, I can't be too hard on it.

The mistake which no poop should make is leaving too much footage unedited. There are rare examples where a small edit can be used to completely change the context of unedited footage (i.e. Alex desribing his obsession with the Slender Man in my "SLENDER MAN SEX TAPES" poop), but in most cases it's as if I'm watching the source material rather than an actual poop.

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Crazy Luigi

Honestly, I think a least favorite might involve something that can take a long amount of time to build up to something.

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sus jokes, having some game sprite in the foreground and no reason on doing so and just to make your poop "spooky and scary" by putting well know creepypasta references in it.

 

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Ear rape. When used in the right circumstances it can be funny, but most of the time it just gets in the way of enjoying the poop.

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  • I don't enjoy watching poorly done effects of any kind, but I really don't like very slow stutters.

    Christ, this! That, and stretched out repeats.

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    Crazy Luigi

     

    I don't enjoy watching poorly done effects of any kind, but I really don't like very slow stutters.

    Christ, this! That, and stretched out repeats.

    Oh yeah, how could I forget both of those things?! Poorly done effects are also the worst since they could pretty much kill an enjoyment factor for me.

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    YER0CKY

    The Windows Movie Maker effects effect. Oh and I dislike when "stare downs" take for ever and a half.

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    fiv95

    I really dislike really slow-paced poops with not much editing

     

    but eh... who doesn't?

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    3tp

    i dont like ytp's that are JUST effects, i like some jokes inbetween the effects too

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    VentXekart

    Ear Rape, even though I'm guilty of using that poopism at least once in each of my poops.

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    Girla PurpleHeart

    I don't enjoy watching poorly done effects of any kind

    This. I don't like them either. Was going to throw overused memes on the list, but I haven't seem them on most YouTube Poop videos AFAIK.

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    FromtheWordsofBR

    Ear rape done very incorrectly.

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    Dark Fox

    I have issues with the generic rape effects most tennisers use, but they won't have any of my nonsense.

     

    Another crappy poopism (lel) is the use of slow-down effects. Those are hardly ever used effectively.

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    Waymu

    Sus. It's easy to do, and it can occasionally be funny, but mostly isn't.

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    Triple

     

    [...] I really don't like very slow stutters.

    Christ, this! That, and stretched out repeats.

     

     

     

    I really dislike really slow-paced poops with not much editing

     

    but eh... who doesn't?

     

    *ahem* Some people like to use these as a stylistic choice rather than just laziness, y'know.

     

    And I agree on sus jokes still being overused, might've been funny for a short while after Krobo popularized it, but now they're just too cheap and easy.

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