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poppop17

Playing a clip, then playing multiple sped up versions of that clip, then showing an extremely slow version of that clip.

I don't know why people think this is funny or useful, but it's usually only done once so it's not bad enough to ruin the video. You can do this in 10 seconds with vegas, though.  

I don't see what's wrong with ear rape, though; fuck, as long as it isn't

too loud, and as long as it's placed appropriately in the video, I might laugh my ass off. I don't agree with Stu on a lot of things, but he is right that overuse of any poopism is a bad thing- perhaps overuse of this is what makes people hate it so much? I dunno. Perhaps they just had a really bad experience with it, or they just don't find it funny, both of which I can understand.

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Alfonzopancakes

Characters going super saiyan makes me cringe

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Not really a poopism but I don't like when people make a collab, and in the rules they state no spadinner, WMM or YouTube video editor, I don't think there is anything wrong with doing any of those 3 things.

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Whenever someone puts subtitles into the video after they just got done sentence mixing. Guys, it doesn't help it along, it's doing the complete opposite of what sentence mixing is supposed to do, which is to fool people into believing that's what they said.

And honestly, if you do it just because you think you did a poor job at sentence mixing, just drop it completely, that's what I would do. If I can't get the words to sound clear enough or the cadence just sounds awkward, I would just give up on it.

 

And I guess the same thing would apply to a visual gag as well.

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Not really a poopism but I don't like when people make a collab, and in the rules they state no spadinner, WMM or YouTube video editor, I don't think there is anything wrong with doing any of those 3 things.

On topic of collabs, I don't get people that take the finished entries of a collab and split the entries up, mixing up different entries together instead of just playing them one by one. It's annoying if I want to watch each individual entry.

 

Maybe this thread can evolve into some sort of general YTP grievances thread.

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Whenever someone puts subtitles into the video after they just got done sentence mixing. Guys, it doesn't help it along, it's doing the complete opposite of what sentence mixing is supposed to do, which is to fool people into believing that's what they said.

And honestly, if you do it just because you think you did a poor job at sentence mixing, just drop it completely, that's what I would do. If I can't get the words to sound clear enough or the cadence just sounds awkward, I would just give up on it.

 

And I guess the same thing would apply to a visual gag as well.

 

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kodywells

god i hate slow, unedited, sequences. i came for the poop, not the normal video.

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Youtube Poops are shit in general

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SashicX

Censor Bleeps sound effects because they kill the jokes and are repetitive in general. Also, the type of poopisms where the video is left unedited and the Speed Up and Slow Down.

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I'm personally put off pretty strongly by ear rape and by a large chunk of stutters and time stretches. I like YTPs to be primarily jokes, like with cs188 and durhamrockerZ. Of course, all 3 of those poopisms have the potential to be downright hysterical. I'm pretty fond of UncannyValleyVideos style even though that's a lot of stuttering. I think it's just tricky for most people to get the timing right.

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Use of OCs in videos

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SpongeTheKid

This isn't huge, but some people in comedic poops put gifs of characters walking across the screen for no reason what so ever. It just makes ask "What's the point?"

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Countsmegula

This isn't huge, but some people in comedic poops put gifs of characters walking across the screen for no reason what so ever. It just makes ask "What's the point?"

I've got one planned in my next poop. Steer clear.

 

Anyway, my pet peeve is incomprehensible sentence mixing, or good sentence mixing with subtitles.

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Gretkong

when half a poop is really loud earape and the other half really quiet.. You get to choose between being deaf or not hearing what the fuck they're saying.. no es bueno

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poppop17

Seeing as this is becoming a "YTP pet peeve" thread...

 

 

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I don't really get this kind of rule.
 
First off, I'm pretty sure it's safe to say that spadinner and webcam poops are definitely not as plentiful as they were back in 2007-2009. It might even be safe to say they're dead. Webcam poops most definitely died off years ago. I think I've seen one 'spadinner' poop from 2013, though, but I forgot what it was.
 
Second, "no spadinner" is a bit generic. Do you mean "ABSOLUTELY NO SPADINNER RELATED JOKES" or do you mean "I will not accept entries that only use Spadinner jokes"? If the first is true, why? If the second is true, the rule should just be "I will not accept bad videos" which is assumed anyway, removing the need for a rule.

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ThemOldaBoys

A frigging "spaghettit dinner poop" doesn't exist. Nobody makes them anymore. It's a style that no one does. These days I don't think the average internet person thinks youtube poop is about The King and crap.

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I would say my only poopism peeves that are still relevant are excessive ear rape and incomprehensible sentence mixing.  I love sentence mixing and word splicing as much as the next, but it only works when the viewer is able to decipher what the pooper was going for.

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YER0CKY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqWjma4DvDI

 

You'll notice 3 things in that video:

 

1. Poopers that do not edit the original video material. Notice how the whole visuals are just the unedited scenes from CD-I. Terrible set-up

2. Lots of unedited content between "jokes"?

3. When placing audio over the original source, it is probably a good idea to mute the original audio.

 

What else can I say? I'm out 

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pizzawave

In the immortal words of Stu, the little rainbow effect that sucks gay balls.

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F11

My least favorite poopisms is have to be none stop ear rape. Poops that use ear rape the whole time can get old and annoying. I don't mind it when its just a for a short bit from out of know where, but using ear rape a lot in one poop can get really old.

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