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  1. 1. How was Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom???????

    • it made me cum at least FOUR times
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    • purdy good
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    • o to the k
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    • ehhhhhhhhh
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    • THIS MOVIE IS LIKE LICKING THE SUNDRIED SHIT CRUST OFF OF A BARYONYX'S BALLSACK WHILE GETTING ASSFUCKED BY AN INOSTRANCEVIA
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I gotta say, this is a far greater design for the Indominus Rex than its final version. Not only it looks a lot like an asian dinosaur, but it also emphasizes the whole hybrid aspect of it, which honestly the final version isn't very good in that regard, compared to this design. Those massive index fingers, though, that could rip a jugular quite easily.

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AGSMA

NEW TRAILER COMING THURSDAY (it's friday where I live, already).

It kind of sucks that the trailer had to be spoiled for the most part by the stupid teaser trailer and the behind the scenes video but whatever, it's finally online.

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Suchomimus and Carnotaurus, though, I approve it. It's nice to see some new predators in the series, not counting the Indominus Rex.

 

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The Pope

So like, is that T-Rex's whole purpose in life just to show up just in time to kill other dinosaurs to save humans? I think it gave up on eating people long ago.

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i am mankind's last line of defense

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Deaniac

I dunno, I liked World just fine, but that trailer hasn't really grabbed me yet. Not even the inclusion of Goldblum.

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I'll probably have to wait till the second trailer arrives. So far it gave me nothing except Jeff Goldblum popping up from the first two movies.

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Man if y'all ain't hype for Baryonyx I don't know what to say

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CrazyJoeDavola

It's good to see Malcolm again. He needed twenty years to recover from, well...

 

Guys, I want to give modern CGI a chance. I don't want to be a nostalgic curmudgeon screaming about how a twenty-four year old movie looks better than a movie that hasn't even come out yet...but I don't know. Something is off about most (not all) the integration. Is it the lighting? Am I going nuts?

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awwwwww yeah babyyyyyy

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TyrannosaurusReich

new pooper bowl ad

also a jeep commercial!

 

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The Pope

Honestly, if they want these movies to be interesting, just advance to the point where it's post-apocalyptic Earth, dinosaurs have taken over, and humans are trying to survive. Because "we gotta go back to the island" has been the subject of every single sequel, and the question that would've put all of them in the dirt (which is the sign of a bad premise) is "Why?"

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TVBForever

SIgh... I really don't know.

The more trailers I see for this film the more uninterested I've become. Sorry, for a Jurassic Park film this hasn't given me anything for me to say.

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13 hours ago, TyrannosaurusReich said:

new pooper bowl ad

also a jeep commercial!

 

"I just did..." Spoken like a man who's shat himself, wet himself, and ejaculated - and not necessarily in that order. 

The new movie...looks fun. We got dinosoarrghs, we got the Obvious Antagonist/Evil Businessman bent on restoring the park, we got another kid in distress. Looks fun to me.

Obviously I'll be watching Fallen Kingdom regardless of the trailer, but the biggest selling point for me so far is Goldblum. 

 

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TyrannosaurusReich

This is cool and all, but given that Malcolm was pretty clearly against building Jurassic Park, it's a bit odd to see him guiding you in a game ABOUT building Jurassic Park

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TyrannosaurusReich

oh DAMN

I wish they had the Ford Explorer though :(

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TyrannosaurusReich

Well, I'm reserving judgement until I see it myself but

apparently the new movie isn't very good

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