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dew✿   
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how much do you want to bet the people that started calling it "coke" were pepsi advertisers

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IdEas   
IdEas

Why talk cocaine when we can talk about natural substances like weed

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Stuart K Reilly   
Stuart K Reilly

He heard it was somebody's birthday

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King D. Supersepiroth   
King D. Supersepiroth

Holy shit, guys.

You just gave me the idea for a Billy Mays YTP that I've been looking for, I must start making it.

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Waymu   
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speaking of billy mays,

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ghx9nn1YU&list=UUoMLfHHz-yQOyzMlJLmes2w

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AGSMA   
AGSMA

Here's something that I had hidden in my hard drive for years.

 

I knew about this video's existence the whole time, I just wanted to find the best time to share it.

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Waymu   
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I made a few videos like that in 2011, called it "_______ if you put it in a blender". Unfortunately, those don't exist anymore but if memory serves me right, the ones I did were the music video for "Enid" by the Barenaked Ladies, the Pee Wee's Playhouse intro, and an episode of Thomas the train.

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Luiginati512   
Luiginati512

I've been seeing quite a few videos recently from guys like Prez and

which essentially consist of them messing around with timeline scrubbing and looping in Vegas/other programs and presumably recording the preview window as they're doing it. 'Live' pooping, if you will. So I tried my hand at one, and then added some terrible sound effects afterwards and this is what I got.

 

http://youtu.be/l77QigH0sB4

 

Making this was actually really fun, why isn't this more popular

Damn, I gotta try doing a poop like this as well. This really looks like it could be fun.

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mullet   
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"My thoughts on improv are: Why not just prepare something funny ahead of time?" -Greg Proops

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ravinrabbid123   
ravinrabbid123

oh gosh, here's a poop I haven't seen in a while.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GhS9kNdiHc

 

It definitely gives me the urge to start practicing my sentence mixing more

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Stuart K Reilly   
Stuart K Reilly

You know what I'm fucking sick of? The word "underrated"

 

I get little kids coming up to me saying "Sub me I'm underrated and have no subs and make the most awesome poops". Regardless if their videos were good or not which most of the time they were mediocre and soulless that fucking sentence and that goddamn word pisses me off so bad.

 

You CAN'T label YOURSELF underrated that only makes you come off as egotistical. Like you think you're better than you really are and you think you deserve more praise. I mean yeah there ARE good poopers out there that maybe have 100 subs,50 subs, NO SUBS. But the majority of them don't try to bring themselves up to be Americas Next Top Pooper. Its stupid and it gets you know where. Its a really bad mindset.

 

 

Some kids don't even know what it MEANS. Just today I looked at one of my vids' comments and some guy asked me about some pooper I've never heard of and then he tells me "He's underrated". Now THAT would have been fine and good. Because he wasn't calling HIMSELF underrated he was calling some one else. BUT some one on the comments page called bullshit when they looked and realized this so called "underrated" person had 13,000 subs. Now tell me, what's underrated about that? And he tried to back it up with "I mean the community he's in is shit" and I'm like "What does that have to do with how many people know who he is?"

 

I just, uggh, I get tired of the stupid PM's and Youtube comments saying "lol I'm underrated sub meh". Thats like going up to the US Government and say "lol im lower income I deserve to be president". It don't work like that and it makes you come off as full of yourself.

 

And thats ME saying that

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dew✿   
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The mindset in general of someone just talking about how terrible/unpopular/whatever they are in hopes of getting compliments or reassurance is a bad one; its probably the one thing guarunteed to just push people away until you completely manifest into what you always say you are. It took me a good while to realize it wasn't okay and I hope a few certain people around here come to realize that as well.

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Dieathan   
Dieathan

I only know for sure of two people who consider me underrated. One of them was from when I had just under 50 subs. Another was when I had around 70 subs and a video on the Overall Top 10 for that month. Even in my two years of pooping I still have yet to hit 100 subs. And you know what, I'm not that bothered by it these days.

 

I'm aware that there are poopers who are better than me, but at the same time, I'm also aware that subscriber count and video views does not equal quality. I may not cater to everyone's tastes, but I just stick with what I know and enjoy what I do. I admit that there are times where I start to think that my work does go under appreciated, but I at least keep some self-restraint and avoid asking people to subscribe to me and come off as desperate for attention.

 

If people what to subscribe to someone, let them do it. Don't just tell them they have to subscribe to you. That's for the viewers to decide.

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Moogle   
Moogle

I was labelled 'underrated' by a viewer back when I moved to a new account (in 09 or so) and already accumulated like 500 or so subs (the rate slowed down and then completely stopped when I focused more on tennis). I told them I don't think the word means what they think it means.

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Alfonzopancakes   
Alfonzopancakes

When you think of the word "underrated", you'll notice it comes from the word "rate", as in "level of quality". It's not about subscribers, it is about what the people think of you. If you have only 50 subscribers but all 50 of them think you're the best youtube pooper ever, then technically you should not be called "underrated".

 

I feel like part of us believes that more subscribers must mean higher quality videos, which isn't true.

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