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@AGSMA like @Ben said, gold is important for research. If you're in the red, it will affect you negatively.

When it comes to building shit, this is how I always prioritize:

Food and production comes first. The more people, the more of everything (gold, money, science) you produce. The more production, the faster you can build the other shit. These are your foundations; when you get a production/food building, I'd always prioritize those.

After that, I check my gold. If I'm in the red or dangerously close, I'll build either gold buildings like markets or, usually more frequently since they're much quicker to build, caravans/cargo ships (building as many cities as you can on the water is an absolute must for a thriving civilization).

Once my gold's secured, I can basically play it by ear since I'm generally pretty secure. If I were going for domination (and I almost never do), I'd probably build barracks and troops. Science, science buildings. Culture, culture stuff.

Point being, get that food and production rate booming, and the rest of your civ will stay afloat.

Oh, and befriend as many city-states as you can. Conquering them is tempting, but the constant stream of food/culture/luxuries/what have you is absolutely invaluable.

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From now on, I refuse to listen to anyone telling me that "Dunkview = serious review". 

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It was right up until he gets to Knack 2... I guess there's no key or secret phrase, you just have to know.

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Dunkviews in general are serious reviews.

You just gotta know when Dunkey's being a goof and when he's legit.

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Asking Dunkey to do a serious Dunkview about Knack for the entire duration is like asking water to stop being wet. Normally they are serious but this IP is the clear exception because it's one of seven good games in existence. 

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TyrannosaurusReich   
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bought some new games today

  • Downwell: Hard as my dick after watching dinosaurs porn, but fun as hell; also as overdone as the 80s game aesthetic is in indie games, I really love this game's graphical style
  • Quake Champions: Also fun as hell, but like Downwell I suck dicks at it. I'm a sucker for fast/retro shooters though, and I like the idea of Quake but with hero abilities like Overwatch
  • Vanquish: It's fun but...I'unno, I kind of expected a bit more. For a shooter from Platinum Games, I was expecting something like Quake or Doom; something really fast with emphasis on character movement and fighting enemies head-on. Instead it's a pretty good third-person shooter with a slide and slowdown mechanic. It's fun, but nothing to write home about IMO

but god, can you imagine how cool a Quake-like shooter from Platinum would be; that'd be the tits

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https://beyond-gaming.net/2017/09/11/lawbreakers-player-count-drops-50/

 

Dayum. The hero shooter bubble had to burst eventually, but it's a shame that LawBreakers is the one that did it. I actually had quite a bit of fun with it.

Launching without a ranked mode was asking for players to drop it quickly, though. Good gameplay only gets you so far.

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12 hours ago, JimPaladin said:

Is this guy the alt right

Like Michael Richards used to say: "Throw his ass out he's a- USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

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14 hours ago, JimPaladin said:

is this guy the alt right

your mom is the alt right

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5 hours ago, TyrannosaurusReich said:

your mom is the alt right

your mom is alright all right

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Looks like Nintendo are finally producing more NES Mini units. Same goes for the SNES Mini too.

Guess the Switch's Virtual Console is going to take a bit longer than we expected to arrive if they're planning to continue producing these things through 2018.

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Ya'll...who else remembers this peak mid-2000s fuckness

(it's a reupload and I'm honestly sad the original seems to be gone because I'm sure it's at least 10 years old)

 

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I remember watching those, even though I'm not really into the Banjo series. Some of those cases may just be people reading too much into things, but I'd like to hear from someone at Rare talk about how many of those were totally intentional.

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I'd imagine a lot of it was intentional, they named an entire boss for the game "Lord Woo Fak Fak" cuz they had an employee who would swear his head off and go "WOO" every time something was working out for him.

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On 9/12/2017 at 7:52 AM, Maestro Snail said:

You are the best player ever.

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I get she's from space but did they have to give Rosalina moon-titties?

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