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3 hours ago, Ozarhok said:

I have some bad news guys, the Wario Land 4 website that's mentioned in the first post of this topic no longer exists. Instead it redirects to some Japanese air conditioner advertisment.

The more bullshit companies try to get away with, the more real the game's ads become

 

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AGSMA

At least the Space Jam website is still around and that's all that matters to me.

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That's a shame, I went to some old Nintendo game sites just recently. Never got to see the one for Wario Land 4.

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Speaking of that Wario Land 4 site, I downloaded one of the screensavers from the carnival thing and I've been using it since they rediscovered it two or three years ago.

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On 12/12/2017 at 4:32 PM, Ozarhok said:

I have some bad news guys, the Wario Land 4 website that's mentioned in the first post of this topic no longer exists. Instead it redirects to some Japanese air conditioner advertisment.

Not sure if it's the same website, but it looks like Nintendo of Europe is still hosting their page from 2001.

That being said: has anyone here ever actually taken a big ol bite out of raw garlic? I have and it's the most pleasurable pain I've ever felt. Bonus points to anyone who didn't even peel it first and just chomped the whole clove.

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JazzDanceForChildren

One of my greatest fears is having a bag of garlic knots blow up in my face and instantly developing Wario-like facial scarring.

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42 minutes ago, JazzDanceForChildren said:

One of my greatest fears is having a bag of garlic knots blow up in my face and instantly developing Wario-like facial scarring.

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Imagine Mario having to suffer that, and then he drops the whole family friendly plumber act due to a severely wounded pride, says "fuck it" and grabs a handgun that fires what LOOKS like mushrooms but are actually bullets shaped as such, and everyone he kills is turned into a mushroom. His allies regularly point out that turning people into mushrooms is actually far worse than just scarring them, but he just says in response "at least they can-a be eaten. Yee-haaaawww.". Then he makes his way to Wario and after doing the deed, he turns to the camera and says "Thank you for-a playing my game" in a grim voice before turning to the camera and then shooting it, with the implication that WE become a mushroom. Then a credits stinger shows Luigi of all people eating mushroom soup and says, "You know, this is actually pretty good".

Mario: Scarred

I would unironically love this.

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Yes, I have eaten raw garlic 

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Y'know, it's hard for me to see the term "CG" in conjunction with Donkey Kong and not think it stands for Coconut Gun.

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I've always found it funny how the Donkey Kong Country universe is such surface level ape shit, but in order to fully appreciate why the setting even exists you have start to talking about the specific methods that were used to make two fundamentally different types of graphic technologies compatible with one another in the mid 90s.

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Maestro Snail

I have realized that my addictive personality is my biggest weakness when it comes to strategy games. 

When I feel like I have momentum, my frontal lobes shut off and go into cocaine-mode, which sucks.

 

Pokemon example: Facing down a Zekrom and Suicine, I pulled off two consecutive Shell Smashes with Barbaracle in a double battle because the latter's Hydro Pump missed. At this point your stats are off the charts and you can potentially sweep your opponent's team in full. Then they sent out Victini, a Fire-type. OBVIOUSLY this was bait. If anything it was desperate of my foe. A total rookie would have predicted Protect or a switch into a Dry Skin mon or something, but no, not me, no. Because my brain must have shifted its focus onto pussy, apparently, I went in hard with le super effective water attack, dealing zero damage and subsequently losing my guy. I was damn angry with myself.

 

tl;dr, I got a super lucky upperhand in a battle simulator, only to immediately give my win away by a move so bafflingly stupid you'd think it was my first ever try.

 

I never had a desire to go pro, yet now I have less motivation to take this even slightly serious; I keep repeating mistakes like someone who's gone lost in Vegas.

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Apparently the game will recreate moments from the anime depending on the fight setup; for instance, if you start a fight as Goku vs Frieza it'll start with Frieza killing Krillin, and if Teen Gohan beats Cell, it ends with Father-Son Kamehameha.

Jesus, I'm not even the biggest Dragonball fan and I'm getting super hyped for this shit. Here's to hoping it's a fantastic fighter in addition to a fanservice machine.

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Back when Machinima was a cool channel to watch.

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I don't know if I should make a DDLC thread or not because in the YouChew guidlines, we can't post gore.

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I think the gore level is okay; the worst things are Sayori's hanging and Yuri stabbing herself, which is a little bloody, yes, but most of DDLC's shock value is psychological rather than purely visceral. I'd check in with a mod first, but I think it'd be okay.

There's also the thorny issue of the game being best experienced blind, and having a thread may result in people stumbling across the game's true nature prior to playing it themselves, which would be rather unfortunate.

 

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