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Is Industrial Light and Magic working on this?  Things like the way the ships fly look pretty Star Trek '09-ish to me.

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Hooray Tatooine we haven't had enough of that place yet

Fuck you I'm looking forward to seeing that Stormtrooper buy some dung worms.  I hope that's the entire movie.

The main villain of the next three films is the dung worm salesman, chasing down our Stormtrooper hero all over the galaxy for stepping on his valuable goods. Truly a villain for the modern age.

 

And when we least expect, at the second half of Episode VII the salesman reveals to be Yowza, who got kicked off from the Canteena after Jabba's death.

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It would be the most amusing story ever to be written for the Star Wars canon.

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Hooray Tatooine we haven't had enough of that place yet

Fuck you I'm looking forward to seeing that Stormtrooper buy some dung worms.  I hope that's the entire movie.

The main villain of the next three films is the dung worm salesman, chasing down our Stormtrooper hero all over the galaxy for stepping on his valuable goods. Truly a villain for the modern age.

 

And when we least expect, at the second half of Episode VII the salesman reveals to be Yowza, who got kicked off from the Canteena after Jabba's death.

384px-Yowza.png

 

It would be the most amusing story ever to be written for the Star Wars canon.

 

I really hope this is the case and all the stuff we saw in the teaser was just a bunch of TV shows that Yowza was watching before his dungworms got stepped on.

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Honestly though that all just makes me depressed because the one thing the new films are unlikely to deliver is a game as hilarious as Episode I.

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I'd pay to see that!

 

Why are [the storm troopers] still around, though? As well as the rebels? I figured the death of the Emperor and Vader and the destruction of the new Death Star all at the same time would have signaled the end of the empire.

I really hope that they don't pull some poorly-written bullshit reason out of their asses for this.

 

There's a lot they can do really. In the EXPANDED UNIVERSE, they had new enemy after new enemy from the Imperials. Eventually they had to face enemies from outside the galaxy which just threatened plain old everyone.

 

However, I don't think they are "rebels" anymore. They've probably been more established than just rebels. In 40 years, they ought to have, or else don't bother making such drastic time leaps. I HATE when movies have time leaps just to link back to the previous story...and not come up with anything for the time inbetween (I.E. The Dark Knight Rises).

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In some expanded universe material, the empire never really went away after Return Of The Jedi. The retreated and returned with several clones of the emperor and with various galactic super weapons.

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    The best worst scene.
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    You know what I really want to see? A cameo by Kyle Katarn. Actually, it doesn't even need to be a cameo, it can be a throwaway reference.

    Of all the things in the trailer, the only thing that I had even a minor gripe about was the triple lightsaber thing. If its just for the main villain, then no big deal. But if it's like that for every lightsaber, it's gonna take a while for me to get used to it.

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    I can't wait until they make a glowing red Sith dildo with double-chode attachments at the base.

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    poorly-written bullshit

     

    The best worst scene.

     

    I must disagree with you with a resounding 

     

     

    But really, Anakin's dialogue at that point was way too clunky and came out of nowhere. He knew how things really transpired, so they could have either changed the dialogue or left it out all together. Heck they could've given him a few of Vader's lines from future episodes.

     

    I.E.

     

    Obi-Wan: I have failed you Anakin. I have failed you.

    Anakin: It is too late for me (perhaps sarcastically).

    Obi-Wan: Then you are lost!

     

    Seems to flow better IMHO.

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    Hooray Tatooine we haven't had enough of that place yet

    Fuck you I'm looking forward to seeing that Stormtrooper buy some dung worms.  I hope that's the entire movie.

    The main villain of the next three films is the dung worm salesman, chasing down our Stormtrooper hero all over the galaxy for stepping on his valuable goods. Truly a villain for the modern age.

     

    The fancy-shmancy special effects are just a ruse.  The whole movie will just be one long Stormtrooper fetch quest in Tatooine.

     

    Creatures will be pushed.  Children will be slain.

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    Wait, in all seriousness, if they've finished filming, why don't I see Billy Dee Williams on any of the cast lists?

    This goddamn better not mean what I think it means.

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    Wait, in all seriousness, if they've finished filming, why don't I see Billy Dee Williams on any of the cast lists?

    This goddamn better not mean what I think it means.

    Don't you remember?  Only one black main character is allowed to exist in the galaxy at a time.

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    I'm thinking that lightsaber might be really powerful and unstable, and those things on the side are serving as vents to keep it contained. But I don't know jack fucking shit about Star Wars lore or how lightsabers work so that could be way wrong.

     

    Has it been stated how long after episode VI this takes place? It's possible there's still some pockets of soldiers still loyal to the Empire around and the Rebels are basically on clean-up duty.

     

    I enjoyed the Star Trek movies, and Cloverfield was okay, so I'm cautiously optimistic. It's weird, this will be the first time I'll see a new Star Was movie as an adult. I was a little kid when the prequels came out so I enjoyed all of them because Jar Jar was funny and the fight scenes were cool, and I just blocked all the boring stuff out, so it'll be interesting going in with a more mature mindset and a larger frame of reference.

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    Did this not get any attention for a particular reason? It tells a lot more than the other trailer.

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    it's easier to tell more when you just make shit up

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    That's not as bad as the totally bizarre Super Smash Bros. Melee product placement references in Revenge of the Sith. I found it pretty distracting for people in this supposedly fictional universe to prattle on about "killing Young Links." Why would Obi Wan be so concerned about Anakin's recorded Smash Bros. matches when there are clearly dead Jedi lying all around him?

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