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With Splatoon Global Testfire out and the retail game coming out soon, it's time to make a thread.

 

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Whelt

This session isn't going as smoothly. Keeps failing to join games, and of the two I got into, one had a communications error and died.

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Akaru The Yoshi

Gotta say, this game is pretty fun! I was pretty disappointed when the demos were over. Just have to wait until the full release. Then I shall cover everything in my glorious splooge!

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I still think the other weapons need to be made better, but I realized that there are vertical walls all around that everyone is ignoring, and the roller can't take care of those very well.

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Did I make any fucking comment about the terrifying squid sisters

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Phoenon

Won about 90% of my matches with pretty much always being the MVP.

 

So many rollers, but they get shit on by the Splattergun Mini and the Charger. Only matches I lost were to japanese laggermaster Rollers that killed me somehow a second after I kill them.

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Did I make any fucking comment about the terrifying squid sisters

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Rollers are good but I think everyone's sleeping on the splattergun jr.    I couldn't do much with the jr. myself but whenever I was using a roller and I'd get wrecked then 9 times out of 10 the other person had a jr.  Sometimes it feels like those things kill you in one hit--I wonder if headshots do more damage or something.

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Phoenon

Running up to a Roller and activating shield at the last second never failed to make me laugh a bit, I always see them attempt to retreat even, poor saps.

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Did I make any fucking comment about the terrifying squid sisters

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Eth

When will we see a Domino's Pizza promotion with Callie and Marie?

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G ☆

Not before the inevitable Fred Flintsone character DLC.

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RedLuigi

I like that the Direct narrator felt the need to point out that the Inklings are only 14. Like "Yeah I know what you sick fucks have been drawing, but please stop. Please."

I'm excited for the game, but I'm wondering if I should hold off on getting it until people can properly gauge if anything actually is OP or if the other weapons just haven't been properly utilized yet, and what the general competitive scene will be like. The fact that the matches are only three minutes long holds great appeal to me and it's so simple to pick up and play compared to other competitive shooters so I'll be really bummed if the game ends up being bad.

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Eth

Not before the inevitable Fred Flintsone character DLC.

 

With the additional limited time offer of a free Fred Fuckstone character DLC.

 

I like that the Direct narrator felt the need to point out that the Inklings are only 14. Like "Yeah I know what you sick fucks have been drawing, but please stop. Please."

 

That ain't gonna stop Japan with the age of consent being 13 and all... *shudder*

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Erroneous Monk

Got to partake in the demo period today, had a blast.

 

Rollers aint shit.

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