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Cantfly

lol I just saw that

 

I can't wait for this to become micspam material

 

Also someone in the comment section said that this was on level with the Super Mario Sunshine commercial and oh my god how have I never seen this:

This is the kind of shit that's poop material. If I wasn't busy I would fuck around with this in Vegas.

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RedLuigi

For comparison here's the Japanese commercial:

Why couldn't NOA just dub this? Despite not showing any gameplay it actually makes me want to play the game.

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Lets not forget this game is marketed towards kids. Hence why the ads are the way they are.

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I have to say though, I can tell that English ad would have interested me as a kid. It's not a particularly pleasant jingle, but it's one that would easily stick with you at that age.

Of course, everyone on YouTube seems to think Nintendo should advertise toward 20-somethings exclusively.

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I dunno I think the Japanese ad would have piqued my interest just fine as a kid, not that it really matters or anything, I was just pointing out that NOA's Marketing Department makes weird decisions about whether or not you're a kid now, you're a squid now, you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid nooowwwww

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SPRRRRATOUUN

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Whether you like the commercials or not, all the hype Nintendo is pulling for this is working. I honestly want to buy it now, compared to my complete apathy a few weeks ago.

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Oh hey, the UK commercial is practically the same as the Japanese, minus no commentator:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3GxpyOQHtE

 

Still works for me, but we'll never know what's it like to be a kid or a squid now.

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The North American commercials look and sound extremely 90's while the Japanese and UK commercials have almost the exact same premise as the commercial for de Blob 2.

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Through the whole promotion and ad campaign for this game I've been thinking that, this game is about as '90s as you can possibly get without a time machine.

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I was about to mention Dino Time being made in 2012, but then I read your post again.

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Whelt

I see Nintendo is finally making use of CD-i voice samples.

DA-DAI-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DAI DAI DAI

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