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Misheard Lyrics,part two~

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Rey_

Clarence Clarity - Cancer In The Water

Real lyrics are "Before I get out"

Misheard lyrics are "Fuck you"

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HomerAlltheWay

"Starboy" by The Weeknd

Real lyrics: switch up my cup, I kill any pain

Misheard lyrics: shit on hardcore fuckers everyday

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fishtitan

Twenty One Pilots - Ode to Sleep

I'M BLEEDING BEANS

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Bad Religion - Social Suicide

Actual lyric: "While you've broken every single rule"

Misheard: "While they fuck in every single room"

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RCLeahcar

When I was younger, my brother and I used to always hear Madonna's Papa Don't Preach as Poppadom Beach whenever it came on the radio.

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In "Viva la Vida" by Coldplay, there's a line in which they say "Listen as the crowd would sing..." I used to think they were saying "Listen as the CRAB would sing".

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SirSigma

When I heard "The Negative One" by Slipknot for the past few years, the correct lyric is "The negative one and me." It always sounded like "The negative one in me," but the lyric before it is "Opposing sides, your choices are," so the correct lyric makes a lot more sense.

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BUY ME ANIME (SILENCE)

BUY ME ANIME (SILENCE)

BUY ME ANIME (SILENCE)

LET IT IN YOUR BEEEED

 

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Rey_

Actual lyric: tail pipe draggin volume blastin bailin out my brain

Misheard lyric (for me): purple daddy body blasting filling up my drink

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THIER LIVES ARE GAY

THIER LIVES ARE FULL OF SPERM

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Mæstro Snail

I still can't unhear Peter Gabriel shouting "I'm gonna pee in the river! I will pee in the river!" in the outro of Sledgehammer.

 

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Jacques

Faith No More - Midlife Crisis

i heard "you menstruating whore" in the chorus at one point. 

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Coldplay - Paradise

Thought the chorus was "Hello! Hello! Hello, Tubbs!"

I dunno, maybe he's excited to see his fat friend

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Mæstro Snail

(Not so much a misheard lyrics, but a misunderstood one.) Mom had always assumed that the line, "drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry" in American Pie meant the narrator drove out to the laundry or the car wash and there was no water.

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Crazy Luigi
On 6/10/2017 at 1:57 PM, Rey_ said:

Actual lyric: tail pipe draggin volume blastin bailin out my brain

Misheard lyric (for me): purple daddy body blasting filling up my drink

Honestly for me, I mishear the likes of the Death Grips so often that it almost feels natural at points. Same could be said for most death metal and black metal with those kinds of vocal styles, really.

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Jacques

One day you'll look to see a gun

For tomorrow may rain so I'll follow the sun

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I've heard this song play on various radio stations, and I thought the lyrics were "Don't be afraid to catch fish". Which made sense to me initially; I thought of "there's plenty of fish in the sea", and the sound """attempts""" to feel exotic and beachy (the music video helps gives that impression a lot more of course), and even though I couldn't understand what on earth they were singing about anyway, I would be right in assuming it's about women and having (short, non meaningful) relations with them. Finding out Katy Perry is actually singing "feels" instead just confuses and irritates me.

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Nitro Pooper

Open Your Heart

Real: Close your eyes and burn

Mishearing: And that's why ice cream burns 

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