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Misheard Lyrics,part two~

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Slipknot - Psychosocial

Real: ...and the reign will kill us all! (Example: 1:07)

Misheard: ...and the rain will kill us all!

Real: Psychosocial! Psychosocial! Psychosocial! (x2) (Example: 1:27 and 2:19)

Misheard: Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! (At couple of listens, sometimes)

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SomeDudeNamedBermudez9000

Real: Confidence taken in by a sun tan and a grin

Misheard (to me at least): Buckets, take 'em in, by the sunset, and the gross girls.

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Muse - Map Of The Problematique

Real: "...I want to touch the other side!" (at 2:43)

Misheard: "...I want to touch the NSA!"

Really? Touching the other side is OK, but touching the NSA is just ... out of place.

Metallica - The Day That Never Comes

Real: "Love is a four-letter word, and never spoken here!" (at 4:21)

Misheard: "Love is a four-letter word, and never fookin' (fuckin') care!"

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Mæstro Snail

[1:15] "Enema, enema, cannot take an enema!"

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Emeli Sandé - Hurts

Real: Bang bang, there goes paradise. I chill, why we always have to roll the dice?

Misheard: Bang bang, nigga's paradise. Aw shit, why we always have to roll the dice?

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trepmaws

BOING

BURN

BIRD

BOARD

BARD

BARN

So many ways to say the same word, and not a single one of them sound like "pain."

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purplecolorz12124

I've heard that one of the misheard lyrics for "Empire State of Mind" by Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys is "Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato". That's what I thought it was when I was a kid! XD

Also, in Taylor Swift's "Blank Space", sometimes the lyric "Got a long list of ex-lovers" gets misheard as "Got along with Starbucks lovers"!

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Heruru Meruru

Cousin Steve, stay away!

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Gabrian CETVMedia

"Cannibalian girls are so edible!"

 

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StockReady

DAMN LIVER SPOT, SO SHINING IN THE DARK

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Heruru Meruru

Pork sausages saved Bart
Oh Jesus, Pop-Tarts
Wake up for business eggs
Wal-Mart

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purplecolorz12124

1.

"PUH-PUH-PUH-PUH-POKE-A-PUH-PUH-PUH-POKER FACE"

2.

Well, I ALMOST thought she said "Shut up and die".

 

3.

If you go to the 04:38 mark, at first it sounds like he said:

See the source image

 

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purplecolorz12124

Riptide - Vance Joy

Misheard lyrics: "You gone and sank the world's wolf"

Real lyrics: "You're gonna sing the words wrong"

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