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So most people here have been watching Oney's Let's Play channel over Game Grumps lately. If you've never seen anything from Oney, here's his regular channel, where he occasionally makes animations. As for this channel, if you haven't seen any series from it yet, best place to start is probably his Crash Bandicoot 2, Sonic Adventure 2, or Rugrats series. 

 

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I really loved the Crash Bandicoot playthrough, and they ended up teaching me something I didn't know, which was that the model names for the scientist enemies are obj_asshole and obj_motherfucker.

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My problem with Oney is that from day one, his shtick has really been way too tryhard, and seeing him in a more casual manner really reinforces that.  I don't hate him or even find his work/himself unenjoyable, but sometimes he and his buddies will default onto trying to say weird stuff and it ends up feeling akin to a bunch of kids walking out of Hot Topic screaming SPOON CHEESE because they're so randum lol :3

I mean my friends and I say really stupid shit, too, and we have a lot of dumbass inside jokes that aren't funny but we don't grasp so hard at absurdity that we end up literally having a brainfart because we're failing to put together a chain of the most outlandish (and yet still reserved) words we can think of.  They stretch their attempts at saying weird shit too thin sometimes and it comes off stiff rather than fluid, and this is generally the issue with Oney's humor as a whole.  He's a product of the newer brand of absurdist humor, with a lack of the finer finesse for saying stupid shit off the top of his head.

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With Oney Plays a big part of it is their delivery, I couldn't imagine half of what they say being as funny from other people. They still have some hilarious conversations, riveting hypotheticals like "would you rather squee or XD?" And "if you had a tiny clone of Hitler with all his memories, would you torture him?".

That tiny Hitler hypothetical has got to be my favorite episode yet, everyone just tearing apart Chris's stupid scenario while he adamantly defends it was a riot. I also eagerly await the next time any of them drop a "brown bricks" or a Chris-Chan impression. I'm surprised at how many people in their comments don't know what brown bricks is from, it's not an old thing at all.

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47 minutes ago, SushieBoy said:

With Oney Plays a big part of it is their delivery, I couldn't imagine half of what they say being as funny from other people. They still have some hilarious conversations, riveting hypotheticals like "would you rather squee or XD?" And "if you had a tiny clone of Hitler with all his memories, would you torture him?".

That tiny Hitler hypothetical has got to be my favorite episode yet, everyone just tearing apart Chris's stupid scenario while he adamantly defends it was a riot. I also eagerly await the next time any of them drop a "brown bricks" or a Chris-Chan impression. I'm surprised at how many people in their comments don't know what brown bricks is from, it's not an old thing at all.

That's another thing I love about them. Not just the hypotheticals, but they get so damn angry over little shit like that, it's hilarious.

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Their captures are so horrible it's inexcusable but also hilarious. I've watched the Inspector Gadget episode like five times already, so good. A bit disappointed Chris never dropped a Brooown Brick during this appropriate occasion, but oh well. I always look forward to Matt's presence in these, that fucking ending.

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A bit late on this but:

"They weren't little kids ever, because they were drawn as cartoon characters".

I've rarely seen other people share this sentiment and state it out loud. Of course it's from a fellow dirty Mexican, thank you, Julian. Now I'm really curious as to why he didn't want to say which character he wants to fuck the most.

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The good boyz discover a classic courtesy of Ding Dong

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I'm looking forward to the inevitable episode where they do nothing but do Simpsons impressions and make incomprehensible noises for the entire 10 minutes

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I avoided watching these guys because I thought it wouldn't be funny at all, but man I was SO WRONG.

 

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Holy shit how did we never make this connection before?

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Oh god that ending

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TWIN TOWERS WHAT THE FUCK

 

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On 3/13/2017 at 2:06 PM, Cantfly said:

I'm looking forward to the inevitable episode where they do nothing but do Simpsons impressions and make incomprehensible noises for the entire 10 minutes

Well, they finally did it.

You called it.

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Since Matt appears occasionally in Oney Plays and I love his presence I decided to check out his channel Super Mega and they're pretty funny, not as funny as the funny scream men, but Matt and Ryan have their moments. I then discovered several videos with Ding Dong and Julian as guests and they are absolute riots:

The Worlds Records video has such a beautiful story arc, they lost footage of the game already and and they keep constantly shitting on each other until Ding Dong goes on a tirade, quits the game and makes a Mii, all the while Matt complaining that he's going to be up until like 8AM editing the recording, hilarious.

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