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Cantfly

*julian admits to being a furry*

Unsubscribed, unfollowing and renouncing Oney and all future content he produces

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This episode contains the most unintentionally horrifying moment in any Resident evil game.

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Didn't expect them to bring this back.

And they talk about their favorite shock videos.

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Aside from a few rare exceptions, Let's Plays usually bore the piss out of me and Game Grumps has honestly been no different, but Oney and Friends guest-star episode was one of the funniest Let's Plays I have ever watched that had zero editing. I practically choked on my larynx from laughing so hard.

 

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He got a manky eye. He's a gay Mexican cyclops

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Collection of the funny scream.

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SushieBoy

The next installment in the thrilling tiny Hitler hypothetical saga.

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OldFashionedLizard

I'm so glad that a bunch of you guys watch OneyPlays. 

Though I am disappointed that the subtitle of this thread wasn't "Have a Boy"

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kingplatypus

Matt's been really annoying these past few episodes of their B-K playthrough. I hope they get a different series running soon because I'm really starting to tire of this one.

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SushieBoy

What's wrong with Matt? I think he has great synergy with the funny scream men, maybe more than with Ryan on his own channel. Having Matt tag along is always a welcomed surprise for me. He was really quiet in today's episodes, they even pointed it out.

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He's okay in some of the other series, like their SA2 one and some of the KH episodes, but here in the past couple B-K episodes he's just been bitching about really dumb shit, not actually saying anything funny. And this is probably just a me problem, but I'm not the biggest fan of his voice.

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SushieBoy

Eh, they all make noises, bad impressions, and go off on tangents about obscure references so I don't really see a difference in what Matt does compared to everyone else. Julian was actually annoying me with his backseat gaming during the latest Crash series, constantly shouting "LOOK OUT CHRIS" or crying out whenever Chris died like he was the one playing it, it got old real fast.

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Cantfly

Honestly these past few episodes have only made me appreciate Matt more. He's so unhinged in his rage towards some of the shit that Oney says and it's hilarious each time (like the ongoing Hitler and Shapiffany saga). I do think it's good that he's not in every episode just for the sake of his presence being used to shake up the format every once in a while. I feel compelled to check out SuperMega a lot more than I did in the past, though I already need to catch up in full with SleepyCast so that'll have to go on the backburner. 

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SushieBoy

SuperMega is good, they have some really funny one-offs but from what I've seen their longer series are a little more dry. This was a great moment:

Their re-enactment of Chris-Chan's THAT IS MY HOUSE video right before this is also hilarious, but this is the highlight. They have a few series and one-offs with the Oney Plays crew, I posted them before here but Blood on the Sand and Guinness Book of World Records are absolute riots, I recommend starting there.

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The only Lets-Players that genuinely make me laugh (even though Ding Dang would definitely hate being called that). Also, as much as Ding Dong is my favorite part of the channel, I really hope he gets over his constant self-doubting when it comes to this apparent "flood of commenters complaining how negative he is", when 99% of all Oneyplays comments are fucking stupid shitposts or genuine nice comments. I love how knowledgeable about games he is in the first place, and it's no doubt that some of the more obscure/niche games on the channel would never have been played without his recommendation (Illbleed, PenPen, Jumping Flash!, Wild Woody, Shenmue, Mystical Ninja, all games normal Let's Players would never touch and like hell Chris would ever have played on his own). I agree with a lot of things he says, so seeing him being so negative about himself and intentionally being quiet during the Banjo playthrough was actually much more annoying than his supposed "cynicism" ever was.

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Yeah Ding Dong's probably my favorite member of the crew, so hearing him so down in the dumps the past few episodes has been a bit upsetting. I think it started after some people tried desperately to dig up personal info on him during their Yooka-Laylee playthrough, because he dared to criticize the game despite also giving it compliments. Probably best if he would just not read the comments sections.

And as far as YT comments go, the comments in OneyPlays videos don't seem much different to me than most other YT videos (aka they're pretty much all terrible), but the worst is fans just repeating the same jokes over and over in every video. 

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Powder

These boys cured my sadness
Their Crash 2 LP was the first one I saw and fell in love

Though I agree with platypus, I think Matt's obnoxious.
He talks too fucking loud into the mic with that nasally voice and always talks about vaginas PLUS he does those embarrassing porno girl moans that just bring back bad memories of me in my 9th grade engineering class...
He also seems to try to divert attention to himself too like "HAHA HEY GUYS IM HERE TOO YEA? :)))"

like

sod off matt
ya got yerself another channel already lad

 

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my sis also showed me some of the destroy all humans lp by supermega and i found it really bland compared to oneyplays

 

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