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Nintendo gets some rare praise, though Jim doesn't skimp on the opportunity to slag Nintendo off for when it's dumb.

And while I obviously disagree with his feelings on Breath of the Wild, Nintendo still absolutely needs to get its shit together when it comes to YouTube.

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The Pope

...Because someone else also happens to be named Jim?

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The Pope

On a more relevant note...

A double content week. Hoo boy.

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    zoc

    Yes, pope inoffensively responding to his post is totally 'dickshit' (whatever the fuck that means), bravo my friend for being a cunt sticking it to the man like you always do

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    The Pope

    Let's please keep focus of this thread on the correct Jim; I'd rather not get this place get torn apart by the usual bickering.

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    Crazy Luigi

    How about a Commentocracy? Certainly helps things get back on track here...

     

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    MAZZ0Murder
    11 hours ago, The Pope said:

    ...Because someone else also happens to be named Jim?

    Otherwise, a friend of mine was pretty upset with the micro-transactions that EA wanted to do with Battlefront. Really really bad plan!

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    Biodegradable

    Jim speaks his mind on the Net Neutrality debacle.

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    The Pope

    Personally I think the ideal solution would be to just reboot the whole series. He's right that after 10 years you can't really live up to those expectations, so here's what you do to satisfy those salivating for the game:

    Remake Half Life 1, Doom 2016 style baby. I'm far from the biggest fan of the original Half Life, but if you spruce up the graphics and make the gameplay fun, it could work in today's atmosphere. While you're at it, throw in some Portal references to make the fans giddy; since Portal confirmed the two games take place in the same universe, having a Black Mesa employee casually comment on how "Those lowbrow idiots at Aperture could never get something like this working" (maybe even have a video call to Aperture before it goes to hell and hear Glados talking on the background).

    Then, remake Half Life 2. Here's where things get fun: make the Portal Gun a weapon in addition to the Gravity Gun. We're going Evangelion Rebuild style; take stuff from the original, but work in new material. In this iteration of Half Life 2, the game doesn't end where the original did; the climax is reworked to be more like an Act 2, while Act 3 is the escape from City 17 and the contents of Episodes 1-2. So now Half Life 2 is the original game + Episodes 1-2. Game cuts off where Episode 2 did, but maybe amp it up so it feels like a much more massive cliffhanger.

    Now that Half Life 1 and 2 are fresh in peoples' minds, and you've got the shiny new engine you've been running 1-2 on, now you make 3 following up from the ending to 2. And you don't call it Half-Life 2 Episode 3; it's just Half Life 3. And you're gonna throw in tons of Portal material; maybe even visit Aperture for a section. They're in the same canon, so make use of it.

    This might be too much work for Valve, but it'd work. And it'd drive the fans bonkers.

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    Biodegradable

    I'm very much in agreement with Sterling. Valve really needs to stop pussyfooting around the issue, admit they stopped giving a fuck years ago, then hand over the IP to someone who actually cares about it. One idea I had would be to have Valve hire Crowbar Collective (the clever kids who made Black Mesa) to make Half-Life 3 because the way I see it, considering the tools are available for everyone, someone is going to make a Half-Life 3 whether Valve likes it or not so why not do so in an official capacity by handing the reins to somebody else? Rebooting the series is another option, though frankly, I'd rather have the series be given the resolution many have been waiting so long for instead of hitting the reset button.

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    WALLMAN

    I might pick up Bridge Constructor Portal if it has the same lovable writing as the main series.

    As much as I want Half-Life 3, or ANYTHING from Valve that isn't shoehorned full of E-Sports and loot boxes, that's just who they are now. I don't think they'll ever break that silence

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