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The Official E3 2018 Discussion Palace (E3 Awards now up!)

The 2018 YouChew E3 Awards  

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  1. 1. The “You Are Tearing Me Apart, Reggie!” Award: For the most unintentionally funny moment

    • Ubisoft guys saying "WE NAILED IT" without realizing they were still on mic. 
    • PC Gaming show: "doctor"'s microphone breaks so he speaks directly into Host's chest
    • Drake the Duck at the PC Gaming Show
    • Audience members at Sony randomly yelling "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO"
    • Stone-faced reactions to Andrew W.K.
    • Fat guy taking Miyamoto's seat as he stepped up at Ubisoft
    • [Abstain]
  2. 2. The “ESPN Experience” Award: For the announcement/presentation that had the least to do with video games at a conference about video games

    • Just Dance's big furry dance party
    • Multiple musical interludes at Sony's conference
    • [Abstain]
  3. 3. “Jack Black’s Octagonal Emblem”: For the most cringe-worthy and painful game/presentation to sit through

    • Division 2's Mic Trick (people "talking" in the game like they're actually playing it)
    • Ubisoft furries dancing for Just Dance
    • Drake the Duck at the PC Gaming Show
    • Antti Ilvessuo (Trials Rising's director) showing up on a motorbike and "crashing" on stage
    • [Abstain]
  4. 4. The “Rock Band 3, Fucking Finally” Award: For the biggest bait and switch

    • Halo Infinite
      0
    • The Division 2
      0
    • Skate 4 is actually Session
    • Gears of War...Funko Pop game
    • Ubisoft's Donkey Kong game just being Rabbids DLC
    • Star Fox...in Starlink
    • Sony cutting off after The Last of Us for 10 minutes to switch stages
    • Resident Evil 2's remake
    • [Abstain]
  5. 5. The “We Can Rule the Galaxy as Father and Son” Award: For the most unsettling corporate partnership

    • Microsoft buying Ninja Theory and a bunch of other smaller studios
    • Ubisoft continuing to work deep with Nintendo
    • [Abstain]
  6. 6. The “Great Job, Jeremy!” Award: For the most patronized on-stage performer

    • Audience member repeatedly slapped by Andrea Rene at EA about whether he's excited about Anthem
    • Vince Zampella (Respawn CEO) awkwardly sitting in the EA audience to talk about their new Star Wars game
    • Drake the Duck at PC Gaming
    • PC Gaming's Host
    • [Abstain]
  7. 7. The “Exciting Dog Action!” Award: For the most boring game due to lack of innovation

    • Battlefield V's Battle Royale
    • FIFA '19
    • Command & Conquer Rivals
    • Anthem
    • Assassin's Creed Odyssey
    • Call of Duty: Black Ops 4
    • Shadow of the Tomb Raider
    • [Abstain]
  8. 8. The “My Body Wasn’t Ready” Award: For the biggest “Oh SNAP” moment of the show

    • Microsoft buys Ninja Theory and a bunch of other smaller studios
    • Devil May Cry 5's reveal
    • Battletoads reboot
    • Bethesda ending its show with teasers for both Starfield and Elder Scrolls VI
    • Star Fox appearing in Ubisoft's Starlink
    • Ridley in Smash Ultimate
    • [Abstain]
  9. 9. "Usher's Plastic Disco Ball": For the most shoehorned-in celebrity

    • Andrew W.K. at Rage 2
    • Keegan Michael Key with Skyrim on Alexa
    • Joseph Gordon Levitt with Beyond Good and Evil 2
    • Elijah Wood with Transference
    • [Abstain]
  10. 10. "Mr. Caffeine's Bronze Coffee Mug": For the worst performer of the show

    • Andrea Rene (lady at EA)
    • Martin Sahlin presenting Unravel Two at EA
    • Andrew Wilson (EA CEO)
    • Cornelia Geppert presenting Sea of Solitude at EA
    • Antti Ilvessuo, Trials Rising's director on the motorbike
    • Sean Plott/Day9/Host
    • "Nina Struthers" (Devolver Digital's "CEO")
    • [Abstain]
  11. 11. “The Concrete Donkey”: For the company that made the biggest ass out of themselves, in both presentation and content

  12. 12. “Best in Show” (Game): For the game that, through trailers, live demos, or other presentations, deserves the most praise and built the most hype (VOTE 3 TIMES)

    • Battlefield V
      0
    • Anthem
      0
    • Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
    • Fallout 76
    • Kingdom Hearts III
    • Gears of War 5
    • Cyberpunk 2077
    • Wolfenstein: Youngblood
    • Quake Champions
    • Beyond Good and Evil 2
    • Skull & Bones
    • Assassin's Creed Odyssey
    • The Last of Us Part 2
    • Ghosts of Tsushima
    • Death Stranding
    • Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
    • Devil May Cry 5
    • Resident Evil 2 Remake
    • [Abstain]
  13. 13. “Best in Show” (Company): For the company that overall was of the highest quality and standard, in both presentation and content



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The Pope

Welcome to Smash 18 central and everything else you don't care about, aka E3 2018.

Here's the currently known schedule.

E3 2018 Press Conference Times

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Oh hey, all the conferences I care about are times I can stick around for stream chat.

My readiness is unprecedented, let's do this shit. 

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Umigame

The stakes are high for everyone involved. Ninty's sure to deliver the goods but I have my doubts over the rest, especially Sony.

Just less on the VR and the sound mixing hiccups and I'll be more accepting.

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If Retro Studios doesn't announce their new game I will have no choice but to be slightly upset by the situation and hope they can tell us information on their new game soon

For real though come on Retro you gotta give me the goods, you've been holding out on me for too long. I know Funky Kong is a complex character but I also know that you couldn't have just been working on him for four years. 

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Crazy Luigi

I'm not sure if anyone else was aware of this, but DiscoGlacier showed me a video the other day about apparent leaks involving I think Microsoft and/or Sony via Wal-Mart's Canadian website, and most of them feel rather legitimate in that regard. I'm not going to spoil them for obvious reasons, but it does speak of the problem these leaks cause the industry these days.

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WALLMAN

Bethesda seems to be taking it in stride with their Rage 2 reveal. Not a lotta people played the first one, but I liked it, so I'm looking forward to that.

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Also, Borderlands 3 😁

 

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Whelt

Let's spice it up with some rumors and leaks

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Star Fox Grand Prix, supposedly in development by Retro Studios, will be similar to Diddy Kong Racing.

I'm not sold on this one. People will be very pissed from several different fronts if it turns out to be true, and all we have is that basic looking logo.

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Pokemon Switch will be Kanto games featuring Pikachu and Eevee, with Pokemon GO elements

Unfortunately looks more credible to me, though I absolutely hate the idea of yet more Kanto pandering. We fucking get it, everyone loves the original 151, but I'm 151% done with copious Kanto references stuffed into every new Pokemon game for the past decade.

 

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I love the idea of more Kanto pandering. Red/Blue haven't aged well, but Kanto is the best map with the best Gym Leaders and the best rival and the best enemy team (though Team Skull is a solid #2). Kanto with a good number of non-Kanto mons would be cool, too. Or Nintendo could nut up and have a game with every region. Not like the Switch couldn't handle it.

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Umigame

To be honest at this point Gen 1 has been milked for all it's worth in Pokemon as much as Super Mario Bros. 3 has been in the Mario fare. Yes we get it, they are important for laying foundations to their respective series, but can we stop having to see it everywhere and move past towards newer things?

Anywho, a Star Fox racing game sounds...dubious. At worst this might get the same kind of vitriol that Federation Force got when it was revealed along with accusations that it should have been a new F-Zero game instead.

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This definitely isn’t gonna happen, but if they revealed a concept trailer for STALKER 2 that would be orgasmic.

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I'll have an open mind and see if the said Pokemon rumors are true and end up as a good game.

I also hope Fortnite would make a Switch announcement this E3; the Switch is probably the only modern electronic device without the game.

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Updated the OP with a visual schedule.

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Whelt

Another "leaked" E3 document is here

Supposedly this is a partial list of games Nintendo is going to have on the showfloor. And before you complain, it's not just Kotaku, other outlets like Destructoid and GameXplain seem to be putting stock into it.

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TVBForever

I'm predicting it here. Nintendo may win strong yet again, but that's just my prediction.

Not to keen on Square Enix's panel, not crazy for Rockstar's panel, etc.

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Whelt

Nintendo will have to show off some amazing stuff to make up for their worthless online service, imo.

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Morimoto

I feel that that leak is somewhat credible. 

I am looking forward for Bethesda's presention and see if there will be some Switch ports.

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Oh yeah, Bethesda actually does have a great presentation coming up during this conference. I'm really excited what they have to offer for Fallout '76 among others.

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The Pope

Okay, that's just a list of third party games. Good.

I saw Fire Emblem not on there and I was like

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Yeah it's specifically third party games... and Mario Tennis, but maybe they just threw it in there for reasons. I don't think this is a complete list of what's in Nintendo's presentation, as it doesn't have any first parties, even ones we know are confirmed. It seems to be a list for one of the show floor rooms.

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Wait, shit, Killer Queen???

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I literally just played that for the first time at an arcade bar in San Francisco last Saturday. It's a nutty 5 v 5 arcade game with two massive cabinets that are connected. It's really fun, but it's a quarter devourer. I wanted to get it on Steam or something, but it was arcade-only...until now, I guess?

I'm interested in how a console port will work. Maybe 4v4 online? Because 2v2 couch play would be pretty lame.

Basically it's a 2D platformer fighter akin to Duck Game where you've got one Queen and up to four Drones per team. There are berries scattered around the map, and the Drones can pick them up and carry them back to their nest, or they can take them to transformation stations to trade them for either a speed boost (to be superior drones) or to transform them into Warriors. Warriors can't pick up berries, but they can kill enemy Drones, Queens and Warriors by flying above them and divebombing them (Queens can do this too). When a player dies, they instantly respawn as a Drone (unless they're the Queen, they stay a Queen). There's also a big snail at the bottom of the map that a Drone can jump on to ride, which will slowly move towards the player's side of the screen. A team wins when either they've collected 10 or so berries, they've killed the enemy Queen 3 times, or they've ridden the snail all the way to their goal.

It sounds pretty complicated, but it's super fun, especially for fucking around with friends while drunk. I'm honestly super excited if this does indeed get ported to Switch, and I think it'll fit fantastically, especially since the only buttons you need are the joystick and jump (making it great for even single joy-con play). Now I'm really hoping this leak is legit.

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