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  1. 1. The “You Are Tearing Me Apart, Reggie!” Award: For the most unintentionally funny moment

    • Ubisoft guys saying "WE NAILED IT" without realizing they were still on mic. 
    • PC Gaming show: "doctor"'s microphone breaks so he speaks directly into Host's chest
    • Drake the Duck at the PC Gaming Show
    • Audience members at Sony randomly yelling "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO"
    • Stone-faced reactions to Andrew W.K.
    • Fat guy taking Miyamoto's seat as he stepped up at Ubisoft
    • [Abstain]
  2. 2. The “ESPN Experience” Award: For the announcement/presentation that had the least to do with video games at a conference about video games

    • Just Dance's big furry dance party
    • Multiple musical interludes at Sony's conference
    • [Abstain]
  3. 3. “Jack Black’s Octagonal Emblem”: For the most cringe-worthy and painful game/presentation to sit through

    • Division 2's Mic Trick (people "talking" in the game like they're actually playing it)
    • Ubisoft furries dancing for Just Dance
    • Drake the Duck at the PC Gaming Show
    • Antti Ilvessuo (Trials Rising's director) showing up on a motorbike and "crashing" on stage
    • [Abstain]
  4. 4. The “Rock Band 3, Fucking Finally” Award: For the biggest bait and switch

    • Halo Infinite
      0
    • The Division 2
      0
    • Skate 4 is actually Session
    • Gears of War...Funko Pop game
    • Ubisoft's Donkey Kong game just being Rabbids DLC
    • Star Fox...in Starlink
    • Sony cutting off after The Last of Us for 10 minutes to switch stages
    • Resident Evil 2's remake
    • [Abstain]
  5. 5. The “We Can Rule the Galaxy as Father and Son” Award: For the most unsettling corporate partnership

    • Microsoft buying Ninja Theory and a bunch of other smaller studios
    • Ubisoft continuing to work deep with Nintendo
    • [Abstain]
  6. 6. The “Great Job, Jeremy!” Award: For the most patronized on-stage performer

    • Audience member repeatedly slapped by Andrea Rene at EA about whether he's excited about Anthem
    • Vince Zampella (Respawn CEO) awkwardly sitting in the EA audience to talk about their new Star Wars game
    • Drake the Duck at PC Gaming
    • PC Gaming's Host
    • [Abstain]
  7. 7. The “Exciting Dog Action!” Award: For the most boring game due to lack of innovation

    • Battlefield V's Battle Royale
    • FIFA '19
    • Command & Conquer Rivals
    • Anthem
    • Assassin's Creed Odyssey
    • Call of Duty: Black Ops 4
    • Shadow of the Tomb Raider
    • [Abstain]
  8. 8. The “My Body Wasn’t Ready” Award: For the biggest “Oh SNAP” moment of the show

    • Microsoft buys Ninja Theory and a bunch of other smaller studios
    • Devil May Cry 5's reveal
    • Battletoads reboot
    • Bethesda ending its show with teasers for both Starfield and Elder Scrolls VI
    • Star Fox appearing in Ubisoft's Starlink
    • Ridley in Smash Ultimate
    • [Abstain]
  9. 9. "Usher's Plastic Disco Ball": For the most shoehorned-in celebrity

    • Andrew W.K. at Rage 2
    • Keegan Michael Key with Skyrim on Alexa
    • Joseph Gordon Levitt with Beyond Good and Evil 2
    • Elijah Wood with Transference
    • [Abstain]
  10. 10. "Mr. Caffeine's Bronze Coffee Mug": For the worst performer of the show

    • Andrea Rene (lady at EA)
    • Martin Sahlin presenting Unravel Two at EA
    • Andrew Wilson (EA CEO)
    • Cornelia Geppert presenting Sea of Solitude at EA
    • Antti Ilvessuo, Trials Rising's director on the motorbike
    • Sean Plott/Day9/Host
    • "Nina Struthers" (Devolver Digital's "CEO")
    • [Abstain]
  11. 11. “The Concrete Donkey”: For the company that made the biggest ass out of themselves, in both presentation and content

  12. 12. “Best in Show” (Game): For the game that, through trailers, live demos, or other presentations, deserves the most praise and built the most hype (VOTE 3 TIMES)

    • Battlefield V
      0
    • Anthem
      0
    • Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
    • Fallout 76
    • Kingdom Hearts III
    • Gears of War 5
    • Cyberpunk 2077
    • Wolfenstein: Youngblood
    • Quake Champions
    • Beyond Good and Evil 2
    • Skull & Bones
    • Assassin's Creed Odyssey
    • The Last of Us Part 2
    • Ghosts of Tsushima
    • Death Stranding
    • Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
    • Devil May Cry 5
    • Resident Evil 2 Remake
    • [Abstain]
  13. 13. “Best in Show” (Company): For the company that overall was of the highest quality and standard, in both presentation and content



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Countsmegula

They've killed Command & Conquer.

 

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This isn't 2010 and that isn't C&C4.

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Fucking. Destroyed. (okay so it's a parody account but still)

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8 minutes ago, Cornflakes said:

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WALLMAN

Amidst all the Battlefield Bandwagoning and SPAHHHHHHTS, I thought Sea of Solitude looked alright.

That presenter, tho

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EggSoldier

I was expecting this going in, but I feel the need to throw my hat in the ring anyways. Surprise surprise surprise, EA's conference was a steaming pile of donkey shit. For those of you who didn't watch, I can sum it with the following and you won't have missed a thing:

Minimal Battlefield V footage that didn't really show off anything new except having black units of the US military, and female troops in certain European countries which are both cool historical details but nothing else.

SPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTS

Unraveled 2 and some new indie game called Sea of Solitude which were the only two decent looking things at this conference. The woman behind Sea of Solitude was super nervous on stage and I feel so bad for her because she clearly put a lot of passion and effort into the art style and writing of her game, and now she knows she has to release it through EA.

Now you can stream Xbox One games to your smart phone with some lame controller you attach your mobile device and it'll probably work like shit.

They showed off this shitty Command & Conquer MOBA game for mobile with two ESports players pandering to that sort of wankery for 10 minutes and it was so fucking bad I was laughing my ass off uncontrollably the entire time and I'm sure tons of other people were too.

Oh and if we didn't include enough of this for you

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And after all of that? They spent the last minutes focusing on and hyping up Bioware's attempt at Destiny called Anthem, which is probably going to be slightly better than Destiny itself. Though that's not saying much at all since that's like saying Sonic & The Black Knight was slightly less terrible than Sonic 06.

All in all that conference was so fucking atrocious and so boring that I think I began suffering from sensory deprivation. I will go on record and say that Sony's 2006 E3 conference and Microsoft's infamous Xbox One reveal and following disaster of a 2013 E3 conference were better than this because at least those were so spectacularly bad they were fucking hilarious. This was just so boring that me and my brother cooking a pizza in the oven and then taking it out of the oven was more fun than this entire conference. At least starting E3 2018 with a wet fart like this will make the rest seem more exciting. What a shitshow. I think I need to take a shower after watching that.

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a25luxray

Im honestly so suprised that EA managed to top their shitfest last year. Barely any battlefront, barely any battlefield, all in favor for a fucking shitty mobile game no one asked for like christ thats more bottom of the bin than you can get

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Morimoto

Apparently not even Unravel 2 is coming to the Switch.

Another year of getting shafted by EA. But who knows, maybe it will be in the Direct. But it's EA, this could be it.

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Robotic

The new Battlefield looks okay, but Anthem seems really boring. I don't know what the hook is, I guess.

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TVBForever

it's funny that during ea's conference this year, they showed no battlefield or battlefront (or any star wars game for that matter)... just shitty mobile ports of games like command and conquer... and of course ea wouldn't be ea without...

...oh yeah, and endless acquisitions to great companies leading to destroy them in the process.

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32 minutes ago, TVBForever said:

it's funny that during ea's conference this year, they showed no battlefield or battlefront

They did show Battlefield, and said it'd have a battle royale mode. I fell asleep right after they said that.

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I don't think there was any gameplay, was there? Just a cinematic trailer. Unless I totally missed it, which is possible.

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Dieathan

Didn't watch the Earbleeding Assholes Conference due to sleeping through it (Hey half of these conferences are early in the morning for me, cut me some slack), but it's good to hear that I didn't miss out on much.

Aside from the expected discussions about things that had already been announced that I simply couldn't care less about, I'm a bit surprised about Sea of Solitude, Unravel Two and there being a new Command And Conquer game being in the works. Sea of Solitude looks like another interesting indie game, and it looks pretty neat I suppose. I heard some good things about the original Unravel, despite being an indie game published by EA, though given that this is EA we're dealing with, and one of the only games they've released in recent years that people actually liked, I suppose a sequel would be inevitable. As for Command and Conquer Rivals, I've never been big on the series as a whole, but choosing to revive it as a free-to-play mobile game I can tell is going to turn a lot of heads the other way. But again, this is EA, a company notorious for killing off its IPs due to bad decision making, rushing game development, and greedy business practices, and if they're feeling incredibly vindictive, killing off one of their development teams in the process, seeing them make another franchise crash and burn doesn't seem too out of the ordinary for them in hindsight.

Well, thankfully there's still plenty left to go before E3 2018 is said and done, but I suppose I'll have to start setting alarms for myself whenever a conference is going to start given how early some of them are starting. The next one is Microsoft's at 4 AM, and good god I think I'm going to start hitting the sack earlier than usual for the next couple of days simply so I don't end up depriving myself of too much sleep in advance this time.

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If you compare EA's conference to their previous years, it was certainly a mild improvement. Yet again, the lethal injection isn't any safer then the electric chair.

  • The pre-show was just a meme (we got the guy screaming goaaaaaaaaal for 20 seconds and multiple mentions of them having a ball pit), so at least that was entertaining to watch.
  • The host is yet another "elite and totally relatable gamer girl" that no-one knows about
  • I'm just going to act like the words "Battle" and "Royale" never existed in the dictionary and Battlefield V just didn't show up.
  • Sweaty Screaming Soccer Man 19 gets revealed - kinda miffed that this is literally the ONLY Switch game announcement at the show.
  • They literally talk about a service and say everything but the price.
  • I would of been interested in Respawn's new Star Wars game if they actually showed footage and didn't have the most uncomfortable performance at the event.
  • Battlefront II is a dead meme, please stop with this "rough start" bs EA.
  • It was also nice to see Unravel 2 and that SOS game get revealed.
    • Side Note: Why the fuck isn't Unravel 2 on Switch? The Pavel engine has support for it and it's literally a perfect fit. Like ffs, the characters are red and blue like the Joy-Cons
  • Sweaty Screaming Basketball Man 19 gets revealed - who actually cares
  • Sweaty Screaming Football Man 19 gets revealed - still want to know who actually cares
  • I'm just going to pretend that the "Competitive Mobile Gaming Phenomenon" C&C: Rivals thing for gamers and gamers only never happened so I can die in peace.
  • Am I the only one who actively lost interest in Anthem after that never-ending Q&A? Like, it's literally just a mix of Destiny and Warframe.

Overall: D-

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Intermission

Is Nintendo actually doing a traditional live presentation this year, or just another stream?

Also, odds of RaviDrums returning?

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TVBForever

Not today but definitely this week, and I'm so excited for what they have for us this year!

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Whelt
1 hour ago, Intermission said:

Is Nintendo actually doing a traditional live presentation this year, or just another stream?

Also, odds of RaviDrums returning?

They'v been doing only prerecorded videos for like, 5+ years now. Sadly.

There's going to be the live Smash Invitational and the Treehouse stream, but that's never quite the same.

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MAZZ0Murder

Waiting for Square Enix stuff because I want my FFBE news. TELL US WHEN WE GET 7 STAR UNIT AWAKENINGS!

And Nintendo of course. The others I will just need to catch up with, and enjoy the most beautiful trainwrecks of the year!

But finally, SOMETHING for Kingdom Hearts III!

For leaving something out for the Grinch and Robotnikclaus Participating in the Halloween costume event for 5 years It's a little itchy. For staying warn free for 9 years For completing Link's Awakening during the community challenge. For getting 20 awards For collecting all the silver cards For getting in the Blue Tier donation group For collecting all the bronze cards For completing a Secret Santa Art exchange prior to 2015 Chewbot gives congrats for not getting any warnings for over 7 years Chewbot gives congrats for uploading 50 videos Chewbot gives congrats for not getting any warnings for over 5 years August 2012 - "Chick-Fil-A-Ghey_Spaghetti" (Classic) August 2012 - Overall Chewbot gives congrats for being strike free for over 3 years Chewbot gives congrats for uploading 25 videos For being on the Vanilla forums for 73 days before it was shut down From scrubbing all the floors in Hyrule to pinching Wendy's pennies and much more, this medal commemorating poop uploading is hereby awarded to you! Ten matches! Five matches! For meeting up with Yenehckcid! Thanks for being Strike-Free! Congrats

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Umigame

God-DAMN IT! Ubisoft just couldn't keep themselves from doing the damned Mic Trick shit from last year again.

Definitely the low point thus far.

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