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  1. 1. The “You Are Tearing Me Apart, Reggie!” Award: For the most unintentionally funny moment

    • Ubisoft guys saying "WE NAILED IT" without realizing they were still on mic. 
    • PC Gaming show: "doctor"'s microphone breaks so he speaks directly into Host's chest
    • Drake the Duck at the PC Gaming Show
    • Audience members at Sony randomly yelling "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO"
    • Stone-faced reactions to Andrew W.K.
    • Fat guy taking Miyamoto's seat as he stepped up at Ubisoft
    • [Abstain]
  2. 2. The “ESPN Experience” Award: For the announcement/presentation that had the least to do with video games at a conference about video games

    • Just Dance's big furry dance party
    • Multiple musical interludes at Sony's conference
    • [Abstain]
  3. 3. “Jack Black’s Octagonal Emblem”: For the most cringe-worthy and painful game/presentation to sit through

    • Division 2's Mic Trick (people "talking" in the game like they're actually playing it)
    • Ubisoft furries dancing for Just Dance
    • Drake the Duck at the PC Gaming Show
    • Antti Ilvessuo (Trials Rising's director) showing up on a motorbike and "crashing" on stage
    • [Abstain]
  4. 4. The “Rock Band 3, Fucking Finally” Award: For the biggest bait and switch

    • Halo Infinite
      0
    • The Division 2
      0
    • Skate 4 is actually Session
    • Gears of War...Funko Pop game
    • Ubisoft's Donkey Kong game just being Rabbids DLC
    • Star Fox...in Starlink
    • Sony cutting off after The Last of Us for 10 minutes to switch stages
    • Resident Evil 2's remake
    • [Abstain]
  5. 5. The “We Can Rule the Galaxy as Father and Son” Award: For the most unsettling corporate partnership

    • Microsoft buying Ninja Theory and a bunch of other smaller studios
    • Ubisoft continuing to work deep with Nintendo
    • [Abstain]
  6. 6. The “Great Job, Jeremy!” Award: For the most patronized on-stage performer

    • Audience member repeatedly slapped by Andrea Rene at EA about whether he's excited about Anthem
    • Vince Zampella (Respawn CEO) awkwardly sitting in the EA audience to talk about their new Star Wars game
    • Drake the Duck at PC Gaming
    • PC Gaming's Host
    • [Abstain]
  7. 7. The “Exciting Dog Action!” Award: For the most boring game due to lack of innovation

    • Battlefield V's Battle Royale
    • FIFA '19
    • Command & Conquer Rivals
    • Anthem
    • Assassin's Creed Odyssey
    • Call of Duty: Black Ops 4
    • Shadow of the Tomb Raider
    • [Abstain]
  8. 8. The “My Body Wasn’t Ready” Award: For the biggest “Oh SNAP” moment of the show

    • Microsoft buys Ninja Theory and a bunch of other smaller studios
    • Devil May Cry 5's reveal
    • Battletoads reboot
    • Bethesda ending its show with teasers for both Starfield and Elder Scrolls VI
    • Star Fox appearing in Ubisoft's Starlink
    • Ridley in Smash Ultimate
    • [Abstain]
  9. 9. "Usher's Plastic Disco Ball": For the most shoehorned-in celebrity

    • Andrew W.K. at Rage 2
    • Keegan Michael Key with Skyrim on Alexa
    • Joseph Gordon Levitt with Beyond Good and Evil 2
    • Elijah Wood with Transference
    • [Abstain]
  10. 10. "Mr. Caffeine's Bronze Coffee Mug": For the worst performer of the show

    • Andrea Rene (lady at EA)
    • Martin Sahlin presenting Unravel Two at EA
    • Andrew Wilson (EA CEO)
    • Cornelia Geppert presenting Sea of Solitude at EA
    • Antti Ilvessuo, Trials Rising's director on the motorbike
    • Sean Plott/Day9/Host
    • "Nina Struthers" (Devolver Digital's "CEO")
    • [Abstain]
  11. 11. “The Concrete Donkey”: For the company that made the biggest ass out of themselves, in both presentation and content

  12. 12. “Best in Show” (Game): For the game that, through trailers, live demos, or other presentations, deserves the most praise and built the most hype (VOTE 3 TIMES)

    • Battlefield V
      0
    • Anthem
      0
    • Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
    • Fallout 76
    • Kingdom Hearts III
    • Gears of War 5
    • Cyberpunk 2077
    • Wolfenstein: Youngblood
    • Quake Champions
    • Beyond Good and Evil 2
    • Skull & Bones
    • Assassin's Creed Odyssey
    • The Last of Us Part 2
    • Ghosts of Tsushima
    • Death Stranding
    • Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
    • Devil May Cry 5
    • Resident Evil 2 Remake
    • [Abstain]
  13. 13. “Best in Show” (Company): For the company that overall was of the highest quality and standard, in both presentation and content



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Countsmegula

I think I squealed at the new Cuphead DLC.

I am incredibly sad.

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4 minutes ago, Countsmegula said:

I think I squealed at the new Cuphead DLC.

I am incredibly sad.

Don't worry, you're not the only one excited for this! 😛

Seriously, if this DLC is going to be out for Steam as well, I'd certainly grab it by its release, no questions asked!

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Morimoto

Damn, Microsoft had a pretty good E3 presentation. Lots of interesting games in them. Might be the best one yet so far.

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GuffKid

All I gotta say about Microsoft's conference...

Fucking BATTLETOADS got announced and Gears POP will be GOTY 2019.

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Life

Solid conference. Cuckhead DLC is the only thing that really excited me, but it managed to all be pretty entertaining without being embarassing, outside of Division 2 GAYMER CHAT.

What the FUCK was that Funko Pop Gears game though, like holy shit I'm still in disbelief that's a real thing.

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WALLMAN

Okay, let's see what we got.

  • Gibe Cuphead DLC plz
  • I'll keep an eye out for Crackdown 3. I only played the first one, but Terry Crews is a legend, so if there's any reason to jump back in, it's that. Though if you also got cast for Hammond in Overwatch, that'd be sweet. Just saiyin'
  • "Great idea, let's just die"
  • Battletoads. Fucking. Battletoads.
  • I wanted to recommend NieR:Automata to my brother, but he only has an Xbox One. With the 😶BECOME AS GODS😶 Edition, my prayers have been answered.
  • MFW GEARS POP
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Fretless

That was serviceable. There were definitely some lulls in excitement, but a few high points, but sometimes for reasons that aren't positive, like Funko Gears.

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TVBForever
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  • I'll give it this, Microsoft did wow me a wee bit this year in comparison to last. Sure the Halo looks mediocre, but Battletoads and the Cuphead DLC actually made up for the rest. Not really terribly excited about Fallout '76 as hoped, and the new Tomb Raider looks ehh as usual.

    ...but holy shit, Kingdom Hearts 3 though, it looks like a blast!

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    Nelson340

    Surprised none of you mentioned Devil May Cry 5.

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    Fretless

    I seriously thought Nero was DmC Dante, and I don't think that's a ridiculous mistake to make.

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    TVBForever
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  • Oohh yes indeed!

    Although at first glance it did remind me back a decade ago when 4chan prank called GameStop for the new Battletoads.

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    Crazy Luigi
    24 minutes ago, Umigame said:

    I just had to draw this ASAP.

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    What a wild ride this was.

    How long did it take you to make that? Because if it was around a half-hour or so, then holy shit, color me impressed!

    20 minutes ago, TVBForever said:

    Oohh yes indeed!

    Although at first glance it did remind me back a decade ago when 4chan prank called GameStop for the new Battletoads.

    Yeah, you're really not the only one that was reminded of that old 4chan meme of someone calling I think the Pawn Stars guy for it when that was announced.

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    Deaniac

    I didn't bother watching Microsoft's conference this year. Not even for giggles, laughs and yuks. Typically they're the most boring part of E3 for me anyhow.

    All I know is that Kingdom Hearts saw the Frozen snowman comedy in theaters

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    Bloodis

    It was pretty solid this time in general standards, even more so good for what Microsoft had shown in the past. Really was worth the watch.

    Only thing that does make me worried with the amount of titles that caught my interest would be to imagine them being completely exclusive on PC to Microsoft Store, which would be horrible. Namely Forza and Halo at least.

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    Cantfly

    Microsoft managed to be pretty entertaining this year, in its own way. Mainly from unexpected laughs, but still, it counts for something in my book. I don't think I'll ever forget the pure elation from seeing a fucking Battletoads remaster be premiered live. 

     

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    Kapten

    I don't know about all of you but I'm pretty excited to see what they hinted at doing with Sea of Thieves

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    Morimoto

    Hmm. Bethesda started with some sort of company ad,  then called out Walmart, then a musical performance. This is going to be interesting.

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    Fretless

    So the two best parts of Bethesda's conference were not game announcement related.

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