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  1. 1. The “You Are Tearing Me Apart, Reggie!” Award: For the most unintentionally funny moment

    • Ubisoft guys saying "WE NAILED IT" without realizing they were still on mic. 
    • PC Gaming show: "doctor"'s microphone breaks so he speaks directly into Host's chest
    • Drake the Duck at the PC Gaming Show
    • Audience members at Sony randomly yelling "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO"
    • Stone-faced reactions to Andrew W.K.
    • Fat guy taking Miyamoto's seat as he stepped up at Ubisoft
    • [Abstain]
  2. 2. The “ESPN Experience” Award: For the announcement/presentation that had the least to do with video games at a conference about video games

    • Just Dance's big furry dance party
    • Multiple musical interludes at Sony's conference
    • [Abstain]
  3. 3. “Jack Black’s Octagonal Emblem”: For the most cringe-worthy and painful game/presentation to sit through

    • Division 2's Mic Trick (people "talking" in the game like they're actually playing it)
    • Ubisoft furries dancing for Just Dance
    • Drake the Duck at the PC Gaming Show
    • Antti Ilvessuo (Trials Rising's director) showing up on a motorbike and "crashing" on stage
    • [Abstain]
  4. 4. The “Rock Band 3, Fucking Finally” Award: For the biggest bait and switch

    • Halo Infinite
      0
    • The Division 2
      0
    • Skate 4 is actually Session
    • Gears of War...Funko Pop game
    • Ubisoft's Donkey Kong game just being Rabbids DLC
    • Star Fox...in Starlink
    • Sony cutting off after The Last of Us for 10 minutes to switch stages
    • Resident Evil 2's remake
    • [Abstain]
  5. 5. The “We Can Rule the Galaxy as Father and Son” Award: For the most unsettling corporate partnership

    • Microsoft buying Ninja Theory and a bunch of other smaller studios
    • Ubisoft continuing to work deep with Nintendo
    • [Abstain]
  6. 6. The “Great Job, Jeremy!” Award: For the most patronized on-stage performer

    • Audience member repeatedly slapped by Andrea Rene at EA about whether he's excited about Anthem
    • Vince Zampella (Respawn CEO) awkwardly sitting in the EA audience to talk about their new Star Wars game
    • Drake the Duck at PC Gaming
    • PC Gaming's Host
    • [Abstain]
  7. 7. The “Exciting Dog Action!” Award: For the most boring game due to lack of innovation

    • Battlefield V's Battle Royale
    • FIFA '19
    • Command & Conquer Rivals
    • Anthem
    • Assassin's Creed Odyssey
    • Call of Duty: Black Ops 4
    • Shadow of the Tomb Raider
    • [Abstain]
  8. 8. The “My Body Wasn’t Ready” Award: For the biggest “Oh SNAP” moment of the show

    • Microsoft buys Ninja Theory and a bunch of other smaller studios
    • Devil May Cry 5's reveal
    • Battletoads reboot
    • Bethesda ending its show with teasers for both Starfield and Elder Scrolls VI
    • Star Fox appearing in Ubisoft's Starlink
    • Ridley in Smash Ultimate
    • [Abstain]
  9. 9. "Usher's Plastic Disco Ball": For the most shoehorned-in celebrity

    • Andrew W.K. at Rage 2
    • Keegan Michael Key with Skyrim on Alexa
    • Joseph Gordon Levitt with Beyond Good and Evil 2
    • Elijah Wood with Transference
    • [Abstain]
  10. 10. "Mr. Caffeine's Bronze Coffee Mug": For the worst performer of the show

    • Andrea Rene (lady at EA)
    • Martin Sahlin presenting Unravel Two at EA
    • Andrew Wilson (EA CEO)
    • Cornelia Geppert presenting Sea of Solitude at EA
    • Antti Ilvessuo, Trials Rising's director on the motorbike
    • Sean Plott/Day9/Host
    • "Nina Struthers" (Devolver Digital's "CEO")
    • [Abstain]
  11. 11. “The Concrete Donkey”: For the company that made the biggest ass out of themselves, in both presentation and content

  12. 12. “Best in Show” (Game): For the game that, through trailers, live demos, or other presentations, deserves the most praise and built the most hype (VOTE 3 TIMES)

    • Battlefield V
      0
    • Anthem
      0
    • Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
    • Fallout 76
    • Kingdom Hearts III
    • Gears of War 5
    • Cyberpunk 2077
    • Wolfenstein: Youngblood
    • Quake Champions
    • Beyond Good and Evil 2
    • Skull & Bones
    • Assassin's Creed Odyssey
    • The Last of Us Part 2
    • Ghosts of Tsushima
    • Death Stranding
    • Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
    • Devil May Cry 5
    • Resident Evil 2 Remake
    • [Abstain]
  13. 13. “Best in Show” (Company): For the company that overall was of the highest quality and standard, in both presentation and content



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Morimoto

I like how Bethesda is self-aware with the Skyrim ports.

 

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I'm excited for Garfield.

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Fretless

I don't know how, but they picked the absolute worst (read: best) person to show during a concert segment.

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P-Dash

The Andrew WK concert and everyone's stonefaced reaction to it had me in tears. Andrew looked hung over as well.

I laughed so hard.

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WALLMAN

"The man from all the Skyrim memes" has ascended to just "The man"

So many great reveals. Wolfenstein, Do Me Ternal, more Rage 2, Starfunkle, Elder Scrolls VI. Andrew W.K. and Keegan-Michael Key were both incredible. I'm saying "Maybe" to Fallout 76, and I'll probably try Blades on a system that can run it (Anything but my phone)

Devolver's presentation felt shorter this year. I dunno, maybe it was more time on reveals and less time shitposting, which was still great btw. I was already sold on My Friend Pedro from the GIF/JIFs I saw on Twitter. Looks like a side-scrolling Deadpool game that's good. SCUM and Metal Wolf Chaos both look ridiculous and I can't wait to see more. So, I guess this is a series now? Okay. See you next year, Nina.

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EggSoldier

Wow so color me surprised, Bethesda's conference was really good! Doom Eternal and a new Wolfenstein reveal starring BJ's twin daughters were my favorites, and of course like everyone I flipped my shit at the Elder Scrolls VI announcement at the end. Rage 2 I'll wait and see on since I didn't like the first one, but it looks promising!

I was so happy about Devolver sticking it to E3 and having another shitpost panel anyways. My Friend Pedro actually looks really fun, kind of reminds me of a much more whimsical sidescrolling Hotline Miami and the bullets bouncing off of certain surfaces were great. I lost my shit and started cheering as soon as I saw that Metal Wolf Chaos getting an enhanced remaster, it's a crime that was never released outside of Japan! SCUM looked pretty fun too even if they didn't show much gameplay, I'll decide to see how that game turns out! Overall Devolver's conference wasn't as good as last years in terms of shitposting, but it was still fucking great and very much welcome. :)

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Nelson340

Devolver should've had something for Serious Sam 4.

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WALLMAN

There's a PC Gaming show tomorrow. They must be saving it for that

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TheBlackWidow

I should probably Google it
but the new Fallout is.....not a new installment is it lol

 

Elder scrolls 6.....interesting. hopefully no subpar va work in light of the union shit (looking at you Dynasty Warriors 9)

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Robotic

It's odd for TES6 to get a trailer for entering pre-production. Given the development cycle for AAA games, it won't be out until 2024. I feel like Bethesda kinda jumped the gun for a short-term win, because now people are going to be antsy as hell for something that's waaaayyy far off. It overshadowed Starfield too, which is supposed to be their next big thing. Weird move. It's nice to know that it's happening, and that it isn't a HL3 situation, I suppose.

 

 

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TVBForever

...let me just comment about Doom: Eternal.

...it's gonna be legit guys!

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MAZZ0Murder

Son of a gun, I can't watch anything at work :P

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Don't worry, you missed absolutely nothing

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TVBForever

...that's all.

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MAZZ0Murder

They have another one Wednesday, which I know will have something to do about the mobile game I play... but really? Not much to say? Anything at all about FFVII remake or KHIII?

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Jayblin

Nope! The only thing different in the KH3 trailer they played was that it was a few seconds longer and they fixed some of the audio to have sound effects...

...until there weren't any again, so it was still just as funny

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