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  1. 1. The “You Are Tearing Me Apart, Reggie!” Award: For the most unintentionally funny moment

    • Ubisoft guys saying "WE NAILED IT" without realizing they were still on mic. 
    • PC Gaming show: "doctor"'s microphone breaks so he speaks directly into Host's chest
    • Drake the Duck at the PC Gaming Show
    • Audience members at Sony randomly yelling "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO"
    • Stone-faced reactions to Andrew W.K.
    • Fat guy taking Miyamoto's seat as he stepped up at Ubisoft
    • [Abstain]
  2. 2. The “ESPN Experience” Award: For the announcement/presentation that had the least to do with video games at a conference about video games

    • Just Dance's big furry dance party
    • Multiple musical interludes at Sony's conference
    • [Abstain]
  3. 3. “Jack Black’s Octagonal Emblem”: For the most cringe-worthy and painful game/presentation to sit through

    • Division 2's Mic Trick (people "talking" in the game like they're actually playing it)
    • Ubisoft furries dancing for Just Dance
    • Drake the Duck at the PC Gaming Show
    • Antti Ilvessuo (Trials Rising's director) showing up on a motorbike and "crashing" on stage
    • [Abstain]
  4. 4. The “Rock Band 3, Fucking Finally” Award: For the biggest bait and switch

    • Halo Infinite
      0
    • The Division 2
      0
    • Skate 4 is actually Session
    • Gears of War...Funko Pop game
    • Ubisoft's Donkey Kong game just being Rabbids DLC
    • Star Fox...in Starlink
    • Sony cutting off after The Last of Us for 10 minutes to switch stages
    • Resident Evil 2's remake
    • [Abstain]
  5. 5. The “We Can Rule the Galaxy as Father and Son” Award: For the most unsettling corporate partnership

    • Microsoft buying Ninja Theory and a bunch of other smaller studios
    • Ubisoft continuing to work deep with Nintendo
    • [Abstain]
  6. 6. The “Great Job, Jeremy!” Award: For the most patronized on-stage performer

    • Audience member repeatedly slapped by Andrea Rene at EA about whether he's excited about Anthem
    • Vince Zampella (Respawn CEO) awkwardly sitting in the EA audience to talk about their new Star Wars game
    • Drake the Duck at PC Gaming
    • PC Gaming's Host
    • [Abstain]
  7. 7. The “Exciting Dog Action!” Award: For the most boring game due to lack of innovation

    • Battlefield V's Battle Royale
    • FIFA '19
    • Command & Conquer Rivals
    • Anthem
    • Assassin's Creed Odyssey
    • Call of Duty: Black Ops 4
    • Shadow of the Tomb Raider
    • [Abstain]
  8. 8. The “My Body Wasn’t Ready” Award: For the biggest “Oh SNAP” moment of the show

    • Microsoft buys Ninja Theory and a bunch of other smaller studios
    • Devil May Cry 5's reveal
    • Battletoads reboot
    • Bethesda ending its show with teasers for both Starfield and Elder Scrolls VI
    • Star Fox appearing in Ubisoft's Starlink
    • Ridley in Smash Ultimate
    • [Abstain]
  9. 9. "Usher's Plastic Disco Ball": For the most shoehorned-in celebrity

    • Andrew W.K. at Rage 2
    • Keegan Michael Key with Skyrim on Alexa
    • Joseph Gordon Levitt with Beyond Good and Evil 2
    • Elijah Wood with Transference
    • [Abstain]
  10. 10. "Mr. Caffeine's Bronze Coffee Mug": For the worst performer of the show

    • Andrea Rene (lady at EA)
    • Martin Sahlin presenting Unravel Two at EA
    • Andrew Wilson (EA CEO)
    • Cornelia Geppert presenting Sea of Solitude at EA
    • Antti Ilvessuo, Trials Rising's director on the motorbike
    • Sean Plott/Day9/Host
    • "Nina Struthers" (Devolver Digital's "CEO")
    • [Abstain]
  11. 11. “The Concrete Donkey”: For the company that made the biggest ass out of themselves, in both presentation and content

  12. 12. “Best in Show” (Game): For the game that, through trailers, live demos, or other presentations, deserves the most praise and built the most hype (VOTE 3 TIMES)

    • Battlefield V
      0
    • Anthem
      0
    • Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
    • Fallout 76
    • Kingdom Hearts III
    • Gears of War 5
    • Cyberpunk 2077
    • Wolfenstein: Youngblood
    • Quake Champions
    • Beyond Good and Evil 2
    • Skull & Bones
    • Assassin's Creed Odyssey
    • The Last of Us Part 2
    • Ghosts of Tsushima
    • Death Stranding
    • Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
    • Devil May Cry 5
    • Resident Evil 2 Remake
    • [Abstain]
  13. 13. “Best in Show” (Company): For the company that overall was of the highest quality and standard, in both presentation and content



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The E3 Awards are live!

Trying something different this year for best game: I understand voting one game can be very hard for some people, so this time around you're allowed to vote for three games. You don't have to vote for three games if there aren't even three that interest you, but please do not vote more than three times. The poll is public, so if I see you voted more than three times, I will not count your vote in the tally.

Place your votes, people!

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The only influence I had on this topic was the poll itself, just saying. lol

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Holy shit guys Smash can only get its dick sucked so much

Voted on polls, I can say I share a lot of opinions with others but some I'm genuinely surprised didn't get voted on as much.

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The Titan

Ubisoft needs to stop with those god awful presentations. It's so cringy to see people talk like that and taking the game that seriously. Normal people don't talk like that. It makes it so painfully difficult to watch and it makes me not care for the game at all.

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Dave Klasnakov

I'm kinda gutted that Rage 2 is entirely absent for best in show (game) considering that EA's biggest titles managed to even make it onto the list.

Then again, speaking as a Battlefield player, it's EA's own fault for almost entirely botching up their big chance to promote them.

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NitroEdits

kinda bummed that Spider Man didn't get in for best in show, but I guess it's alright, I mean this is the first year where I really gave a shit about e3 so the whole awards thing will still be really fun

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No Doom: Eternal for best in show? :(

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The Pope

To quote Dunkey, all we got was a JPEG. Same reason why Starlink and ESVI aren't there.

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trepmaws

I don't know what was funnier about the doctor moment in the PC show: Day9's save, or the fact you can hear the techs in the background panicking to fix it. "What's going on with the mic, WHATSGOINGONWITHTHEMIC"

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Whoops, overlooked the Ridley being in SSB one... but battletoads was unexpected too :P

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TyrannosaurusReich
20 hours ago, The Pope said:

To quote Dunkey, all we got was a JPEG. Same reason why Starlink and ESVI aren't there.

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VentXekart

You know, I actually thought Bethesda did a good job this year. I mean besides Fallout 76 they've announced a sequel to the DOOM reboot, a update/expansion to PREY, a new Wolfenstein game that potentially is a co-op game, Elder Scrolls VI, and Starfield. Outside of Bethesda I'm very interested in the new Smash game and I'd love to get my hands on Cyberpunk 2077 when it is finished and whenever I get a new rig that can actually run it.

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Cantfly

At the end of the day none of this stuff really matters but I think it's a bit silly that Nintendo has a decent lead in the polls for Best in Show.

I love Nintendo as much as the next guy but their presentation this year was really lacking. Smash Bros is cool and all but is that really enough to carry an entire presentation? I get for some people it was but it really wasn't much as far as bombastic surprises are concerned. We were at least able to curb our enthusiasm in 2016 when they told us they would only showcase Breath of the Wild, but this year they basically did the same thing + a few additional games and people had no issue with it. It just feels like there's plenty of stuff in the works that they could've shown but didn't due to wanting Smash to take the spotlight, and I'm not really okay with that. 

Ultimately I think Microsoft had the most impact on me as far as conferences are concerned but Bethesda was pretty good too all things considered, I think either of those two would be a better contender than Nintendo this year. 

 

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TheBlackWidow

I still don't get why Joseph Gordon Levitt did BGAE 2. At least get someone like Jules DeJongh or the original Jade voice lol. They're both in France so...for consistency
hell even Morgan Webb would have been good since its one of her favorite games

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WALLMAN

Cantfly's right. I saw maybe one other game I wanted, that Daemon X Machina. The rest of the Nintendo conference just felt like filler to me.

I thought Bethesda was the winner here. The only games there I didn't want were either an MMO, or for mobile and VR. Everything else was golden, even RAGE. They ALWAYS forget about RAGE

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In terms of conferences that interested the the most, I'd still give it to Nintendo this year. Smash Bros is a system seller for me. Normally I vote for Sony, but not this year, cause they obviously dropped the ball.

In terms of conferences that had a wide variety of content, Microsoft would be the winner in that department. I still don't give a crap about any of their exclusives, but their conference had the most interesting third party content, so they get points for that.

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Cantfly

I mean Nintendo usually interests me the most by default, but that's in part the reason why I was disappointed. There were so many differnet titles they could've showcased (I mean aside from the obvious ones pointed out like Retro's new game or a new Animal Crossing, where the hell was the already-announced Yoshi game that they showed footage of a year ago?) but they dedicated half of their showcase to Smash instead. The only first-party surprise that we got from them was Super Mario Party, and while it's cool that it seems to finally be going back to its roots, I wouldn't really call that enough to put Nintendo out on top. Daemon x Machina was cool and I'm interested in it, but that was just one third-party title. 

Microsoft just had the most actual content at their conference. I don't even have a Bone but you have to commend them for premiering a good amount of interesting titles on their stage. After all this time they've finally been able to produce a conference that could grab people's attention in a way that didn't involve laughing at them.

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On ‎6‎/‎14‎/‎2018 at 1:52 AM, The Titan said:

Ubisoft needs to stop with those god awful presentations. It's so cringy to see people talk like that and taking the game that seriously. Normal people don't talk like that. It makes it so painfully difficult to watch and it makes me not care for the game at all.

If they're going ot do team speak and try to be serious... at least do it humorously. I think that would be better.

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