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Fucking slapping someone in the face and chopping their balls

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Why not a copy of Metal Gear Solid 4 as a prize since you guys suck Snake's cock all the time?

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Because anyone can use a slapchop, and only people with a PS3 could use MGS4.

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Because anyone can use a slapchop, and only people with a PS3 could use MGS4.

Because Cristoph is a NEGATIVE NELLY.

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I want to make America thinner, one slap at a time.

The Slap Chop is the way to go, then. Because it seriously is an orgasmic piece of equipment.

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Not intended for use to actually try to stimulate or achieve orgasm

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You got $5,000,000! Congrats! For completing Super Mario Land 2 during our community challenge event. Wow! For completing all of the games required for this badge during our community challenge event. For completing the very hard game of Super Mario Bros 2: The Lost Levels (or just Mario 2 in Japan) during our community game challenge. For completing Super Mario Bros. 1, 2, 3 & World during our community challenge event. For completing Super Mario Galaxy during the community challenge event. For completing Super Mario 64 to 100% completion during the community challenge event. For clearing Mario Sunshine to 100% completion during the community challenge event. Thanks so much for your generosity! He's finally back Chewbot gives congrats for not getting any warnings for over 7 years 2013, User with Funniest Avatars 2015, Spirit of YouChew Award 2015, Friendliest User 2015, Smartest User 2015 For the category of User With Funniest Avatars. For the categories of Spirit of YouChew and Funniest Posts.
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Got it done & out of the way.

You get extra too because of my retarded exchange rate.

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How are you going to pick the winner?

Each chance will be assigned a number, and I will use a random number generator to produce the winning numbers.

Once someone wins though, their chances will be removed for the second drawing, so that one person can't win both Slap Chops.

I'm going to use the same application that's used for randomization of conditions in social science research, so it's as random as it can get. The only advantage you can have is buying more chances.

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Because anyone can use a slapchop, and only people with a PS3 could use MGS4.

Because Cristoph is a NEGATIVE NELLY.

Christoph.

How fucking hard is it to understand?

Add the fucking h into the name. I don't go to you and say "JIM PALDIN," do I?

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why not just make the prize a fucking ps3 so I can actually PLAY mgs4

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