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1 hour ago, StockReady said:

My biggest issue with The Black Cauldron was perhaps that it had too many characters. It felt like none of them got any real focus.

We literally never learn anything about Princess Eilonwy except her name. She is criminally marginalized by the whole plot but just from her sheer character, I would have loved to have seen her be the protagonist instead of that petulant fuck-up Taran. I know it's based on books, though, so maybe their hands were tied.

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Antman and The Wasp

Like it wasn't god awful or anything, it was just a huge disappointment to me from the first film. I really want to say I liked the film but the typical corny MCU humor now set to maximum, having some of the most pathetic villains ever, and boring story that just fell flatI just couldn't help myself to like it. Again, I don't consider it bad nor do I consider it good.

A fun 5 outta 10 film if anything.

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The Green Slime

I heard about this one through a YouTube user that goes by the name "Count Jackula", who named this as one of his top 13 "gooder" movies, and it just so happened to be on-demand via TCM, so I had to give this thing a watch after hearing from word of mouth. It's a typical, low-budget sci-fi B-movie by MGM made in conjunction with Toei, the Japanese film company best known for the Godzilla franchise, and the director of this film would go on to direct the original Battle Royale. My verdict for this movie, however, is this: it's another crappy B-movie, but an entertaining one at that, and you gotta love the theme song to it:

 

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Justice League

It does no justice for the animated series nor the comics. Also, it seemed to be a ripoff of the Marvel Avengers films.

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Piranha 3D

Yeah, this is a dumb flick (which I pretty much expected). The non-CGI gore effects are nice, though.

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...and that's regardless of the one scene where you see a CGI penis getting eaten and then belched back out.

 

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