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Shitty movies you've seen recently

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My dad put on Big Momma's House 2 the other day.

no dad no

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My dad put on Big Momma's House 2 the other day.

no dad no

oh sucky. That's the worst. A shitty movie's even shittier sequel.

The Little Mermaid 2, on topic because I saw it at my dad's house. My dad like decided to restart life slowly after divorcing my mom when I was ten, he got married when I was 14, and then started having kids again when I was 16, and then he kicked me out just after I turned 18 (not the worst decision ever, since I was a giant fucktard at the time.)

So he has this new family with two little kids and when your kids are little theoretically all the media they take in is the responsibility of the parents. Right? And I remember the first Little Mermaid and appreciating the basic message of "follow your heart, do what you dream, fuck what other people think about you and what you like."

So here's the straight-to-video sequel, and its message is basically "be happy with what you have." ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? RAGE!!!

I can just see the modern Disney execs or whatever sitting around a table and saying "you know what would make us a profit? Shitting all over our great 90's stuff. That sounds like a great idea." Motherfucking shitheads.

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It's not that bad.

Except for the fact that the guy spoke something after he had been shot in the head.

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Public Enemies.

It's not that bad.

Except for the fact that the guy spoke something after he had been shot in the head.

He was shot in the back from what I remember.

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Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer was pretty popular among my class when I watched it in first grade.

Now I kind of laugh because essentially Grandma gets high off of pills and run over.

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Shockwave

It's pretty much the, if not one of the worst Christmas specials of all time.

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inb4 Twilight

Yeah, that's easy, because it's never going to come up? You know why? No one here would ever watch it, so it can't possibly come in to the actual thread topic.

You know what? I've never even seen the trailer. I'm really happy with that fact. Seeing the posters and all the promotion everywhere is bad enough.

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inb4 Twilight

Yeah, that's easy, because it's never going to come up? You know why? No one here would ever watch it, so it can't possibly come in to the actual thread topic.

You know what? I've never even seen the trailer. I'm really happy with that fact. Seeing the posters and all the promotion everywhere is bad enough.

Some people in the Twilight topic were forced to watch it...

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Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.

Why Cartoon Network plays it thirty times a day is beyond me(yes it's a Christmas special, but come on, I'm sure there are literally hundreds of better cartoon specials than this, I mean Christ).

its fucking annoying how much they play it and i've never met one person who honestly likes the special everyone i know says it sucks

My brother loves that Christmas special so much. Literally, he never gets bored watching it...

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inb4 Twilight

Yeah, that's easy, because it's never going to come up? You know why? No one here would ever watch it, so it can't possibly come in to the actual thread topic.

You know what? I've never even seen the trailer. I'm really happy with that fact. Seeing the posters and all the promotion everywhere is bad enough.

Some people in the Twilight topic were forced to watch it...

That's extremely sad. Are they going to be okay? Did they RAGE therapeutically?

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inb4 Twilight

Yeah, that's easy, because it's never going to come up? You know why? No one here would ever watch it, so it can't possibly come in to the actual thread topic.

You know what? I've never even seen the trailer. I'm really happy with that fact. Seeing the posters and all the promotion everywhere is bad enough.

Some people in the Twilight topic were forced to watch it...

LOL masochism

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FancySanta

They just talked about how boring it was and 2D the characters were.

So pretty much how those who haven't seen it yet describe it.

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