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    Liebermintz
    Space Thunder Kids.

    At least THAT was good in a hilarious sense.

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    Alvin and the Chipmunks 2

    I want those 90 minutes back.

    Why were you watching it in the first place?

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    Dinstruction

    He was probably watching it with a little sibling or something.

    Valiant was a bore. It's not terrible, but I didn't really care for it.

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    Orphan

    To me, it's the horror equivalent to those cartoons where a disguised antagonist bothers one character; yet when the main character gets everyone's attention, the antagonist goes back to it's guise and everyone thinks the main character is crazy despite the proof that the main character is correct.

    I actually liked Orphan

    what I don't like is that my grandmother bought a used "Rental Copy" of the movie

    :x

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    Yaminomalex
    He was probably watching it with a little sibling or something.

    Heh, I guess so. Being a big brother is a huge responsibility. I take my younger brother to the movies all of the time and I wish he was versed enough in cinema to realize that 60% of the movies he likes suck.

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    He was probably watching it with a little sibling or something.

    Try saying "family with no taste in movies whatsoever, including two teenage sisters who want to hear high-pitched chipmunks sing 'Single Ladies', save for classics they've seen in their childhood" and you're in that proximity.

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    RedLuigi

    Speaking of younger siblings and movies, my brother never takes my suggestions for movies. Ever. Even the movies I know he'd love(in this case Avatar just because the message is so obvious and for the cool action scenes which I know he likes) he'd still rather see shit like Alvin and Chipmunks 2.

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    Sherlock Holmes.

    Avatar.

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    He was probably watching it with a little sibling or something.

    Try saying "family with no taste in movies whatsoever, including two teenage sisters who want to hear high-pitched chipmunks sing 'Single Ladies', save for classics they've seen in their childhood" and you're in that proximity.

    Oh God

    I'm so sorry. My parents are exactly the same way. My dad has the shitest taste in movies I've ever seen in a human being. And my mom wanted to see that movie for that very reason (to hear the chimpmunks sign "Single Ladies"). Thank God we saw Up in the Air instead.

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    I fell asleep when I saw Sherlock Holmes at one point

    NO FUCKING WAY SO DID I.

    Seriously. My brother took my family out to see it on Christmas. My Mom, my stepdad, my sister, my brother, my girlfriend and I.

    I smoked some weed in the restroom right before the movie and mowed on snackies and about halfway through the movie I was like "Hey. I don't care about this at all. snoooze." but then I woke up I think five or ten minutes later because I didn't want anyone from my family to catch me sleeping because they're all really sensitive when I don't like something that they do, because they know that I'm better than them and they can't handle it.

    hahaha.

    Anyway, ultimately I ended up saying it was "alright". I don't think I would really call it shitty, but it really only rested on a few gimmicks and I didn't think the movie had much mystery at all, which seemed fucked up since Sherlock Holmes is like the biggest detective of all time.

    Also, I thought it ripped off House MD.

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    Hate to say it, but The Manson Family.

    Even after hearing him explain it, I still have no idea what Jim VanBebber was going for with that one.

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    No way that I'll get tricked into seeing the Chipmunks. I want another Chipmunk Adventure damn it.

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    Spaceman Schmuck
    No way that I'll get tricked into seeing the Chipmunks. I want another Chipmunk Adventure damn it.

    Amen, brother. Back when the Chipettes were totally hot and rocking the harem look.

    Chipettes.jpg

    But seriously, yeah, after the CATASTROPHE that was the Garfield movie (Aside from the irony of Bill Murray voice acting when his Ghostbuster character Pete Venkman was voice acted in the Real Ghostbusters cartoon by the same guy who voice acted Garfield in the cartoon. wow) I skipped out on the Alvin and the Chipmunks bullshit. God damn. I just know that I would feel brain cells dying as I watched it.

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    Arti!

    I'm watching The Day After Tomorrow in science class

    It's a really funny comedy

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    Oh that's right I saw GI Joe in an advance screening last August. Wasn't anywhere near as bad as Revenge of the Fallen but I thought it sucked. Especially how the movie seems to be cannon fodder to make a sequel where Cobra actually does something.

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    Oh that's right I saw GI Joe in an advance screening last August. Wasn't anywhere near as bad as Revenge of the Fallen but I thought it sucked. Especially how the movie seems to be cannon fodder to make a sequel where Cobra actually does something.

    you know what?

    I hate that a lot of these adaption movies end up having the first film be about setting up the characters

    god dammit, just give me a film where every character is already how they are. Go back & tell how they got to be another time

    Sure, it wasn't great, but whatever. I wish Cobra was already Cobra & not acting as a background boogeyman for Destro

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    I watched Beverly Hills Chihuaua on DVD some time ago, just to see if it was bad as I expected, and... it was.

    Also, I saw G.I. Joe last summer, only because there was literally nothing to do then (hard to explain). It was alright for the type of film it was; a mindless summer blockbuster that doesn't take itself seriously. It's better than what I'd expect from Michael Bay's Transformers 2: The Camera's Having A Seizure!

    And Avatar, while being a decent film, is very overrated. Sorry, but the most innovative CGI to date is not going to help a derivative, predictable plot. The action made up for it, however, since there were times were, even though I knew what to expect, the suspense was heavy enough to make me think twice. While a great action film, it's certainly far from being a great general film.

    I tend to stay away as far as possible from films like Sherlock Holmes and Alvin and the Chipmunks.

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    The Cat in the Hat with Mike Myers. They ruined Dr. Seuss

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