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dougfunnybangs
On 1/17/2016 at 11:33 PM, VV9002 said:

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Crazy Luigi

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The twist is it's translated from Spanish via this video...

No explicit stuff's actually involved here, by the way.

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dougfunnybangs

This is the video:

And this is what the captions think the video sounds like:

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At least it's not TheWackyWeevil! (no offense to you)

Spoilered for a reason.

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BradDLC

Postman Pat Forgets How To English...

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The Pope

So as a part of my job I'm fixing automatically-generated captions on a corporate video and, well,

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:o

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Crazy Luigi
3 hours ago, The Pope said:

So as a part of my job I'm fixing automatically-generated captions on a corporate video and, well,

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:o

You've got quite the job in this case! :P

For staying strike free for 7 years. For getting all the standard and limited ornaments For leaving something out for the Grinch and Robotnikclaus BONES BOMBS LOCK UP THE THROTTLE For participating in the 2017 YouChew Easter Basket event! Wads of dosh ALL THE LOOOOOVE For collecting all 4 Wonderball items. EYELASHES! For receiving candy during the Valentine's Day event!

For completing Four Swords Anniversary Edition during the community challenge. For collecting all the cards For collecting all the gold cards For collecting all the silver cards For collecting all the bronze cards Participating in the Halloween costume event for 5 years For staying strike free for 5 years. Participated in the 2015 YouChew Secret Santa Art Exchange For getting all the standard ornaments For completing Super Mario Land 1 & 2 during our community challenge event. For participating in ten successful collaborations You've reached 20 medals. This is now yours! Best Writer 2015
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Also, you've done well for my niggaz writing this shit! Chewbot gives congrats for being strike free for over 1 year Chewbot gives congrats for uploading 5 videos Runner up in the E3 2012 Bingo!

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DSYTP
On 2/21/2018 at 6:30 PM, dougfunnybangs said:

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LOL, even the video frame corresponds well with the auto-subtitles. Like, look, Cyborg is just squeezing his own balls!

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Crazy Luigi

So I saw two videos of the same thing (the main villain of Kirby Star Allies promoting The Bibble to Kirby, then gets fumed when Kirby says The Bibble isn't the Bible), and both of them have different transcripts that somehow are spoken in Spanish despite the videos both being in English. I don't know why, but I got some good material out of them both...
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For staying strike free for 7 years. For getting all the standard and limited ornaments For leaving something out for the Grinch and Robotnikclaus BONES BOMBS LOCK UP THE THROTTLE For participating in the 2017 YouChew Easter Basket event! Wads of dosh ALL THE LOOOOOVE For collecting all 4 Wonderball items. EYELASHES! For receiving candy during the Valentine's Day event!

For completing Four Swords Anniversary Edition during the community challenge. For collecting all the cards For collecting all the gold cards For collecting all the silver cards For collecting all the bronze cards Participating in the Halloween costume event for 5 years For staying strike free for 5 years. Participated in the 2015 YouChew Secret Santa Art Exchange For getting all the standard ornaments For completing Super Mario Land 1 & 2 during our community challenge event. For participating in ten successful collaborations You've reached 20 medals. This is now yours! Best Writer 2015
Best Writer 2018 Friendliest User 2014
Friendliest User 2016
Smartest User 2016
Favorite Staff Member 2016
Best Writer 2017
Favorite Staff Member 2018 Best Writer 2014, User with Coolest Signatures 2014, Best Writer 2016 Chewbot gives congrats for not getting any warnings for over 3 years Participating in Chew-Or-Treat 2013 Getting 2nd in the 2013 Spooky Poop Halloween contest For participating in the 2013 Spooky Poop Halloween contest For writing 15609 words worth in blog entries. For having a blog entry featured. Cake, etc. etc. Since it's inevitable, this is for the million that I got. I am a Writing Staff! :D

Also, you've done well for my niggaz writing this shit! Chewbot gives congrats for being strike free for over 1 year Chewbot gives congrats for uploading 5 videos Runner up in the E3 2012 Bingo!

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Gabrian CETVMedia

not for under 13+ xD

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For staying strike free for 5 years. For staying strike free for 3 years. Chewbot gives congrats for uploading 5 videos Chewbot gives congrats for not getting any warnings for over 1 year November 2012 - Overall, Brain rape/Rape-core

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BradDLC

Dr. Seuss always seems to give me some great results...

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shut up it's not too many

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