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Also, this chat room that I go on has a goldmine of quotable material. Here's a few examples:

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[17:31:39] <Fiji-water> Im like superman there isnt anything that cant keep me down

[22:24:44] <belleZ> i had a dirty dream (my first ever) after i watched pet semtary 2.

[22:24:45] <belleZ> lololol

[22:24:47] <belleZ> i was like 11.

[22:24:52] <don_corleyone> ..................

[22:24:54] <Roland> movie was awful

[22:24:55] <don_corleyone> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[21:26:30] <Fl1k3r> well i had a spider crawl on my face today

[21:26:41] <Fl1k3r> i fell asleep at my school and woke up with one on my nose

[21:26:51] <Fl1k3r> i fuckin lost it lol

[21:27:06] <Fl1k3r> only thing i could think of, smash my face on the table, now my nose hurts

[21:27:08] <Fl1k3r> -.-

[21:27:32] <Fl1k3r> what can i say, not much thought behind it after i woke up

[21:27:34] <Fl1k3r> i was like

[21:27:38] <Fl1k3r> OH FUCK!!!!

[21:27:41] <Fl1k3r> WHAM!

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Prez

I remember the first time I saw this on Ultimate-Guitar and laughed my ass off.

piratemetalhead

11-24-2008, 02:08 AM

(I'm also kind of a closet korn fan. :( )

TheMantipede

11-24-2008, 02:24 AM

>(I'm also kind of a closet korn fan. :( )

:eek:

*Blastbeats come in*

HERETIC!

THOU ART CAST DOWN!

OVERTHROWN, ENDED, HACKED INTO PIECES!

They had a decent community, from what I remember.

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Eminemotep

Humongous emphasis on "had"

Participating in the Halloween costume event for 5 years For staying strike free for 7 years. Chewbot gives congrats for not getting any warnings for over 5 years For getting that Masterball Medal that doesn't exist any more. Chewbot gives congrats for being strike free for over 3 years ssssssssshhhhhHHHHHHHHHH Chewbot gives congrats for uploading 46 videos Chewbot gives congrats for uploading 46 videos We appreciate your good behavior. For outstanding achievement in achievement!

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IAMTRONBONNE

<CaptKirby> be right back stuffing my face with meat

<CaptKirby> man my roommate just got naked in the path of the TV

<Batpig> i meant to reverse that

<Batpig> <CaptKirby> man my roommate just got naked in the path of the TV

<Batpig> <CaptKirby> be right back stuffing my face with meat

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Eminemotep

lol smogon

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ConkerfanX

I seriously wish I had that screen cap from 4chan about Magic School Bus and abortions.

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AKADarkie
I am Communist, communism talks about sharing and giving! Also, the "final stage" of communism there is no state and class. Capitalism leaves people poor on the other hand.

Don't forget the part where the rich people eat the poor people for dinner. As a laissez-faire capitalist, I prefer fried poor people. More regulatory inclined capitalists like them boiled or steamed.

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Yaminomalex

"Good thing I'm dead, so I can't be in this fucking movie."

Oh dear God, I read that in Carlin's Hippy Weatherman voice.

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Wasted

Ahh... NationStates...

Babies and mentally handicapped people are still human, which as a species is sapient. Therefore, no they wouldn't be up for the frying pan.

I want a fried baby with a side of coleslaw. It is my right, as that baby's mental superior; to kill and eat it.

Goddamn it, there are a lot of cannibals on NS.

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Probo

The Carlin part to what Sigma posted killed me.

For staying warn free for 9 years Eat da candy it's a little itchy... For receiving candy during the Valentines Day event! Lucario For collecting all the cards For collecting all the gold cards For collecting all the silver cards For collecting all the bronze cards Designed background card

Designed cards #6, #13-16, #19-20, #25, #29, #31-33, #36-40, #43-47, #50, #52-54, #57, #59, #62, #65, #68, #70-72, #79, #81, #90, #100

Illustrated card #93 Participating in the Halloween costume event for 5 years Participated in the 2015 YouChew Secret Santa Art Exchange For leaving something out for the Grinch and Robotnikclaus For getting all the standard and limited ornaments For getting all the standard ornaments Contributing banners for the Halloween and Christmas skins For staying strike free for 7 years. For clearing Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario World during our community challenge event. Fine dined on Norwegian escargot. For clearing Sonic 1, Sonic 2, Sonic 3 & Knuckles & Sonic CD during the community challenge event. Way to go! For having a blog entry featured. Chewbot gives congrats for having 20 awards For taking third place in the 2014 Ghostly Art Contest. Congratulations! For participating in the 2014 Ghostly Art Contest! 1st as "Favorite Staff Member" - 2014 Participating in Chew-Or-Treat 2013 Chewbot gives congrats for not getting any warnings for over 5 years 2013, Best Image Editor 2014, Spirit of YouChew Award 2015, Most Helpful Member 2015
Most Helpful Member 2016
Favorite Staff Member 2016 For the categories of Spirit of YouChew, Best Image Editor, and Best Artist, Spirit of YouChew Award 2014, User with Funniest Avatars 2015, Favorite Staff Member 2015 Oh yeah that reminds me, I bought 5 of each while awards were down For making the Hulkamania and GreenSwampWarrior banners. Placing #4 in the Wheel Gator Speed Run. Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived. Here's to the start of a wonderful career. Cheers. Congrats on your masterpiece. For winning second place in the Harrison Ford Trivia Contest! Congratulations!



10/31/11 - For coming in 1st in the Halloween costume contest. Your drawing was voted the best!
For drawing an awesome Ford image!

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SirSigma
Also, I think we need to get away from using "gay" as an insult, and start using "furry." Think about it: it's an actual group of smelly, maladjusted sexual deviants who tolerate each others even weirder subfetishes out of a misguided sense of unity and act in a hysterical, overblown manner. Like if you wanted to question somebody's masculinity and worth as a human you'd go HEY FURRY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT
For staying warn free for 9 years For staying strike free for 7 years. For having a blog entry featured. For writing 13641 words worth in blog entries. 2013 Chewbot gives congrats for not getting any warnings for over 5 years For the category of Most Likely To Rule The World.
2013 For the category of Most Helpful Member.
2013 Chewbot gives congrats for uploading 8 videos Been here since the turn of 07. For having lost not one, but two accounts. Giving myself a PRRRROMOTION For servicing us. Heh. Thanks for the donation! The forum appreciates your good behavior. For Lucky Lottery.

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MetalSocks240

If facebook counts.

Valve can't count to 3.

Half Life 2

Half Life 2 Episode 2

Left 4 Dead 2

Portal 2

Team Fortress 2

Chewbot gives congrats for not getting any warnings for over 5 years Chewbot gives congrats for uploading 7 videos For being on the Vanilla forums for 243 days before it was shut down For posting at the end of the Gen Chat thread!
For uploading a Lou Albano/SMBSS video to the Showroom during our special LouChew week.

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Bya

Not fucking joking, I went to a job interview recently and one of the questions they asked me was "If you could be any flavor of ice cream, what would you be?"

This was for a security job..

You are supposed to look deeply into the employers eyes and say "Neapolitan." after saying it you lick your lips and give the employer a wink. After the interview you give the employer a slap on the ass.

Guarantied job

DO

NOT

DO

THIS

IN

THE

SOUTH

DO NOT.

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