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Blockglitch   
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4 minutes ago, Waymu said:

their first album's great

you wanna pop in the chops

Current emo staple. I should have clarified that 

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Just now, Blockglitch said:

Current emo staple. I should have clarified that 

I haven't kept up so I don't know what's in right now. Idk man, I just really like fall out boy's first three albums.

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19 minutes ago, Waymu said:

I haven't kept up so I don't know what's in right now. Idk man, I just really like fall out boy's first three albums.

FOB used to be  top tier pop punk,  their debut was their best to me 

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On 7/30/2017 at 9:21 PM, dougfunnybangs said:

Yeah, holy shit, this like crosses the line between hilariously bad and horribly obnoxious. This guy makes Vanilla Ice sound like Slim Shady.

Honestly, I kind of find Vanilla Ice was a bit overhated throughout the years. In fact, them and Limp Bizkit both are things I don't mind and find they have their charming moments. Still, I'd say I learned that lesson back in 2007 with Soulja Boy back when he used to be the big shit!

Anyways, to get back onto the topic at hand...

Every bond you break, oooooooohhhhhhh every-

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH I'll be watching you.

Spoiler

It's likely cheating to include a live cover like this, but I think it's warranted in this case.

 

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12 minutes ago, Blockglitch said:

FOB used to be  top tier pop punk,  their debut was their best to me 

how do you feel about "evening out with your girlfriend", i can't help but enjoy it. it's simultaneously bad and good.

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I feel the same way 

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Um, let's try to get this back on topic for actual songs, please.

 

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On 30/07/2017 at 2:58 PM, Blockglitch said:

anything MCR or P!ATD or any other emo staple has put out. inb4 i get lynched

That's a popular opinion amongst music listeners on the internet.

In my opinion MCR are great, their style unlike bands like Black Veil Brides and Good Charlotte, actually bring a fresh enjoyable sound to the table. I feel like Gerard Way performs more like an actor than a singer because if you listen to their albums in full (especially The Black Parade) they play out almost like a theatre production.

However I've never been a fan of P!ATD, Fall Out Boy or Paramore or any of that gubbins.

Speaking of "emo" gubbins, this song is barely listenable. The riff is so stolen and unoriginal beyond belief. Andy's voice sounds like a giant nose and the lyrics and video are so unapologetically bad it gives off a "The Room" vibe.

 

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Nothing against Queen Bee, but this fucking INSTRUMENTAL MAKES ME WANT TO KILL THINGS. It's not even odd enough to feel boundary pushing or "experimental wacky". It's just ... OBNOXIOUS.

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I was reminded recently that this song exists

 

Good lord...like...wow...this is bad.

The last two times I posted here, I questioned why anyone would like the song Imposted about and how the said song got as popular as it did. Those are two things I seriously question when talking about this song.

The instrumentals are flat out bad. Period. I don't even have to emphasize that. I don't care if the scratchiness in the audio was a stylistic choice, it just sounds painful. Even the bass drop is, while not the absolute worst I've ever heard, quite pathetic. Many, many other songs have pulled off better bass drops in better ways.

The vocals have the same muffled and staticky effect that the instrumentals have. The Weeknd isn't even the worst vocalist in the world, but his voice is ruined by those applied audio effects. Even worse is that it just sounds very uncanny.

With those two big turn offs, I looked up the lyrics just to see if that was a saving grace for the song, but no, they're pretty lame as well. I feel like there's a deeper meaning to them, but they still aren't that great, especially when they're thrown in with mainstream terms only to appeal to mainstream pop fans.

What else can I say, this song is just awful in every way, really. 

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3 minutes ago, HeyItsAR said:

Good lord...like...wow...this is bad.

anything from The Weeknd is terrible

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On 8/9/2017 at 6:08 AM, LaVie CestLol said:

Nothing against Queen Bee, but this fucking INSTRUMENTAL MAKES ME WANT TO KILL THINGS. It's not even odd enough to feel boundary pushing or "experimental wacky". It's just ... OBNOXIOUS.

Now you understand why it was considered the worst song of 2009 by ToddInTheShadows... even worse than this one.

 

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Kind of a fan of Flume's other work but this is one of the most abysmal songs I've heard ever. Whoever Kai is, should abstain from their vocalist career, and Flume in change should abstain from trying to do mainstream Pop garbage.

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I know this probably doesn't usually fit the mold of what would be posted here, but in terms of songs that just sound completely unfinished (despite the length), this is it.

It does admittedly sound like it starts out with some promise (some), but not only do the lyrics sound pretty pretentious without going into much detail here, but the guitar work also sounds real amateurish. However, the worst part of it has to be the fact that lyrics are only this...

"Depression and obsession doesn't mix well
I'm poisoned and my body doesn't feel well
I hate her, inside and out I feel my stomach turning
Make out hill, where we met
We let our lips do all the talking and now I'm nothing
Depression and obsession don't mix well
Hollywood motels
Hell, I think I'm just obsessed with you
Depression and obsession doesn't mix well
Hollywood motels
Hell, I think I'm just obsessed with you."

Seriously? That's it for a song with that title? It's more like saying general ideas of what you want your song to be about than complete lyrics for a song altogether!

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"I'm sorry, any basic sense of music composition can't come to the phone right now."

"Why?"

"Oh, 'cause it's dead!" (ohh!)

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Why am I not surprised to find a bunch of mainstream stuff that Rap Critic/Todd in the Shadows covered here?

Anyway, I really tried to give G-Dragon a chance some years ago, but his music is just painful to listen to. This takes the cake right here.

 

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On 9/12/2017 at 5:28 AM, thapoint09 said:

Why am I not surprised to find a bunch of mainstream stuff that Rap Critic/Todd in the Shadows covered here?

In fairness, I do try to bring more variety in that regard than just what those kinds of guys covered. Hell, that's what most of the songs I posted here fit as things that aren't just things that would probably be covered by any other song reviewer. Of course, I do admit I sometimes look on TV Tropes at times to find the truly awful shit, such as this down below...

On 5/20/2016 at 6:11 AM, UnknownMysteryMan said:

Not sure if anyone's posted this before but

Like, this needs to be heard to be believed. Simultaneously the peak and nadir of music.

Highlights:

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- EYEEEEE. HAAAATE. CHESS PIE-CES. BE-CUASE. I KEEP. STEEPING ON THEEEEEM.

- DRAM SOLO. (sounds of some intense popcorn popping)

- GOOTAR SOLO. (holy shit help that poor dog)

- All of the conversations between the singer and... someone?

- WE'RE NOT FINISHED (YETTTTTTTT)

- whatever the hell the outro is supposed to be

 

So just by random chance, I just so happened to find the album this came up on, and it happens to fit the entire album this particular song was on... and it's probably even worse knowing that album in question.

 

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