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Downright pitiful things you have found

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UncleChuckTH

The internet's a funny place. Whenever I find something particularly amusing or sad, I snatch a screen of it. What crazy stuff have you found?

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These are excellent examples.

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    Whelt

    Something is terribly wrong there.

    Charlize is certainly not the epitome of sexy!

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    RedLuigi

    Just about anything I've seen on those Tropers Tales videos.

    I mean holy shit, those people need help

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    DiscoGlacier

    ;)

    Seconded.

    ;)

    Also:

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    Pullahoko

    That picture of that fat guy sitting alone in a drug store, his body literally adorned like a hermit crab's shell with all manner of internet memes. He looked miserable.

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    Whelt

    That Brian painting looks like something you would actually see in Family Guy as a joke.

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    Cantfly

    ;)

    It's not so much pitiful as it is potential Masturbation Thread 2.0 material.

    And also about that 4chan wolf thing or whatever, I'm pretty sure that there's a good chance that they're joking. There's also a chance that it could be true, knowing the internet, but still.

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    Captpan6

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    I know I didn't exactly "find" it, but it's certainly disdainful.

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    SpamNapkin

    I'm no Freud but I think this guy suffers from Ulillillia-level OCD.

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    DiscoGlacier

    god hates KIDS

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    They're servants of the Devil!

    For staying warn free for 9 years For participating in ten successful collabs! For your contribution to the YouChew Zine! Submitting 25 videos to the Video System Spare change? Spare change, ma'am? For obtaining 50 awards. For writing over 10,000 words in blog entries! Mega Man: The Power Battle complete Mega Man 2, Mega Man 5, and Mega Man 8 complete Won tourney, beat Cynthia, no contest. Wads of dosh For getting all the standard and limited ornaments For leaving something out for the Grinch and Robotnikclaus For getting all the standard ornaments YouChew University Best Image Editor 2017
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Most Helpful Member 2017 For participating in the 2017 YouChew Easter Basket event! I want candy, bubble gum and taf-DAMMIT! It's a little itchy... That's a lot of love! For receiving candy during the Valentines Day event! Last post of 2016 Participating in the Halloween costume event for 5 years For staying strike free for 7 years. For completing The Legend of Zelda Second Quest during the community challenge. For completing The Legend of Zelda with three hearts during the community challenge. For completing The Legend of Zelda during the community challenge. For being a part of the Recommended YouTube Poops of October & November 2015. The birds are singing! Isn't it beautiful? User With Most Aesthetically Pleasing Signatures 2016
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User With Most Aesthetically Pleasing Avatars 2017 For collecting all the cards For collecting all the gold cards For collecting all the silver cards For collecting all the bronze cards For getting 20 awards Top 10 Videos of Oct 2015 / Top 10 Videos of Nov 2015 Participated in the 2015 YouTube Poop Secret Santa For completing a Secret Santa Art exchange prior to 2015 For getting 1st place in the Spooky Poop Contest 2015 Spooky Poop 2015 Chewbot gives congrats for not getting any warnings for over 5 years Five! MMMMmmmmmmm Chewbot gives congrats for exceeding 1,000,000 chewbucks First to stumble in to a monster house. For having a blog entry featured. For your Dr. Robotnik end of the world picture in December 2012. For your take on A Troll In Central Park. Chewbot gives congrats for uploading 5 videos OH LOOK WHAT GOODY-GOODY FAGGOTS

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    Captpan6

    god hates KIDS

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    They're servants of the Devil!

    That's why they have horns!

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