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Captpan6

I can't wait till the new Xbox is revealed to be a giant touch screen controller and nothing more.

No, see, that's totally wrong.

On the day the new XBox is to be revealed, Kudo Tsunoda will come out wearing nothing but his sunglasses, and he'll start talking about how XBox will revolutionize games like never before. He welcomes Peter Molyneux to the stage and he talks about the relationship between the player and the game. "We at Lionhead Studios strive to bring the most intuitive gaming experiences ever," he says. "But there's always that one, frustrating obstacle getting in the way: the console. Project Naked will remove that obstacle once and for all and create the next step in gaming revolution!" Then all of a sudden, a trapdoor in the floor will open and a pedestal rises out of the floor with the new XBox on top...only it turns out there's nothing there!

"Ladies and gentlemen. This is your new XBox!" They wait momentarily as to let the audience exclaim their oohs and aahs.

"But what about the games?" asks a young confused gamer.

"You are the games!" replies Molyneux.

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AGSMA

I think it's already a good time to Molyneux to create a new Black & White game. The franchise needs to be refreshed. Altough Black & White 2 was conplained about the poor AI, multiple bugs, and less promissing than the first one. But still, I think a sequel would be good, right now.

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HotFriedSkadoosh

The Microsoft X-Orb.

The gaming console that doubles as an oversized bouncy ball.

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Axe

The Microsoft X-Orb.

The gaming console that doubles as an oversized bouncy ball.

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Whelt

They should really stop getting attractive females to talk about video games. At least be honest about it and put someone who actually plays them.

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SkyBlueFox

Well that sure is a blatantly obvious exaggeration

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Captpan6

Maybe, maybe not. We'll have to see what this "10X the power" looks like in action to see if it really amounts to anything.

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Robotic

It will be less than or equal to the highest end gaming computers. Never greater. So this 10x shit is a load.

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Captpan6

Sometimes developers can't help but maximize the power of their own creations, so even with "10x the power", loading times are still inevitable.

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Kapten

Oh boy, a new xbox. I definitely want this console more than a Wii U!

/hahahaNO

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Babilonio

Oh boy, a new xbox. I definitely want this console more than a Wii U!

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But we know nothing about it, why are you so sure the Wii U is going to be better?

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SlinkyGuy

x10 power?

That's like. . .ten Xbox's put together!

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Azazel

It'll just be shipped as ten original Xbox's stacked on top of each other, held together by tape.

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