The Pope

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That train bank set would actually be nice. If it cost $5. $10 even. But $30 is just fucking ridiculous. And $20 for a blanket? What the fuck are they smoking?!

Oh, and I would SERIOUSLY love to see anyone who buys that "Lots and Lots of Trains" video.

"HEY GAIS, LET'S WATCH A MOVIE!"

"All right, what movie? Spider-man? Dodgeball? Matrix"

"NO, IT'S LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS! WE GET TO SEE TRAINS! AND MORE TRAINS! AND EVEN MORE TRAINS! AND GUESS WHAT? THERE'S TRAINS! AND TRAINS! AND THIS KIND OF TRAINS! AND LOTS MORE TRAINS!"

I'd also love to see that movie play in a movie theater.

"Coming this fall...LOTS AN' LOTS O TREINS!!!"

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DO YOU HAVE TOO MUCH BODY FAT??!?!?!? DO YOU HAVE TOO MUCH BODY FAT??!?!?!? DO YOU HAVE TOO MUCH BODY FAT??!?!?!? DO YOU HAVE TOO MUCH BODY FAT??!?!?!?

YES

I HAVE TOO MUCH BODY FAT.

JUST STOP ASKING ME EVERY DAMN COMMERCIAL BREAK, FUCKING LIPOZENE.

That and the old enzyte commercials.

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Oh, there was this old fishing commercial...

GEE, I SURE LOVE FISHING, I'LL TAKE SITTING ON A BOAT FOR THREE HOURS OVER ANY VIDEO GAME ANY FUCKING DAY

Forgot what it was called, but I hate it to this day.

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If Volvic commercials started airing in America, I'd probably go crazy.

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Those bloody Nivea adverts you sometimes see with the really REALLY bad dubbing. I really can't stand it. Another example, would be Barry Scott and his dreaded Cillit Bang.

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  • LOL DIS PIL IS SO AWSUM U ONLY NED 2 EAT IT AND u LOSE BODY FATTS

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    I WANT SOME EGO WAFFLES SO IM GOING TO MAKE UP AN ELABORATE SCHEME TO STEAL MY DAUGHTER'S WAFFLES INSTEAD OF JUST GETTING THE BOX AND PUTTING SOME WAFFLES IN THE TOASTER.
    Lmfao

    DO YOU HAVE TOO MUCH BODY FAT??!?!?!? DO YOU HAVE TOO MUCH BODY FAT??!?!?!? DO YOU HAVE TOO MUCH BODY FAT??!?!?!? DO YOU HAVE TOO MUCH BODY FAT??!?!?!?

    YES

    I HAVE TOO MUCH BODY FAT.

    JUST STOP ASKING ME EVERY DAMN COMMERCIAL BREAK, FUCKING LIPOZENE.

    That and the old enzyte commercials.

    "BODY FAT IS UNATTRACTIVE AND BUILDS UP ON YOUR NASTY ASS, BUY LIPOZENE, K FATASS?"
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    If Volvic commercials started airing in America, I'd probably go crazy.
    I wonder how that would work....................

    OH GOD TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!

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    NS2
    Those Yaris commercials...they're just plain creepy.

    Fixed. I think.

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    I WANT SOME EGO WAFFLES SO IM GOING TO MAKE UP AN ELABORATE SCHEME TO STEAL MY DAUGHTER'S WAFFLES INSTEAD OF JUST GETTING THE BOX AND PUTTING SOME WAFFLES IN THE TOASTER.
    Lmfao

    SHRINK RAYS COST LESS THAN A BOX OF EGO WAFFLES YOU KNOW

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    If Volvic commercials started airing in America, I'd probably go crazy.
    I wonder how that would work....................

    OH GOD TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!

    They'll probably end up dubbing George and Allen's voices to make them sound "Amercianized"...that's what they did with those Red Bull commercials.
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    I WANT SOME EGO WAFFLES SO IM GOING TO MAKE UP AN ELABORATE SCHEME TO STEAL MY DAUGHTER'S WAFFLES INSTEAD OF JUST GETTING THE BOX AND PUTTING SOME WAFFLES IN THE TOASTER.
    Lmfao

    SHRINK RAYS COST LESS THAN A BOX OF EGO WAFFLES YOU KNOW

    My favorite was the dog suit, that was by far the lamest.
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    TheDarkRises

    UR FAT! GET SUBWAY!

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    The Pope

    Here's what I don't understand.

    The dad buys the waffles for the daughter, and that makes her own them?

    He bought the shit! He should get a few!

    Unless...unless she gets them from "dealers" for a little "enjoyment"...ew...

    You know what else I hate? All these commercials like this and Cinnamon Toast Crunch where they're all saying "DUR, WE'RE LITTLE KIDS, BUT WE'RE OBVIOUSLY SMARTER THAN ADULTS. THEIR COLLEGE DEGREES MUST MEAN THEY'RE DIPSHITS."

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    dvariano
    UR FAT! GET SUBWAY!
    Ugh...that's EXACTLY what I'm talking about...YEAH I KNOW FAST FOOD IS BAD FOR ME, NOW LET ME EAT MY WENDY'S SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH IN PEACE DAMMIT
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