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BeanosOnToast
1 hour ago, RCLeahcar said:

Someone actually beat Apple to the idea for the ad.

 

Wow, you know when Apple's sunken so low when they've stolen the idea from a parody, off all places..

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This advert wins the award for Worst Christmas Advert of 2017;

But seriously, the entire message of this advert disgusts me. "Christmas isn't about religion, spending time with family, friends and relatives, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PRESENTS!!". Currys PC World, if this is your idea of "comedy", then you seriously need to either hire a new marketing agency, or actually start producing decent Christmas adverts.

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If the acting was actually any good it wouln't be half so bloody terrible, but I see you what you mean. It's a rather shallow message.

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TAZ

 

You know what a computer is, you little shit. Don't be such a bitch to your neighbor. 

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14 hours ago, ravinrabbid123 said:

"In A World, where good trailers no longer exist..."

[Bwaaaam]

"Only one man can

[Bwaaaaaam]

bring them

[BwaaaaaaAaaaaAaaaam]

back..."

 

*insert funny trailer line/jump scare here*

[BOOM!!!]

*movie title*

"In theatres *insert date here*. Rated *letter, number, or both depending on region*.

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Somebody tell Trey Parker he can make his damn Team America sequel as long as he keeps his anti-tobacco propaganda ads away from TV.

 

And yeah, I live in Florida so I see these commercials play all the damn time.

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THAT FUCKING UNSKIPPABLE AD PROMOTING FERDEN I FORGOT THE REST OF THE FUCKING TITLE IT WAS LIKE FERD IS THE WORD  FERD IS THE WORD  FERD IS THE WORD  FERD IS THE WORD  SHUT THE FUCKING SHIT UP ITS NOT FUNNY OTS JUST A OUTDATED REFERENCE OF FAMILY GAY OVER AND OVER AND IT WAS UNSKIPPABLE AND WAS TOO LONG FOR A UNSKIPPABLE AD LIKE MORE THAN 15 SECONDS FUCK YOU FERDENWHATTHEFUCKISYOURNAMEAGAIN GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The Pope

Any car commercial that shows a fleet of unmanned cars driving by.

It just feels so...I dunno, cold and manufactured? I can't put into words the reason these types of commercials crawl under my skin, but it's like, "EVERYONE DRIVES AN AUDI, NO OTHER CARS EXIST, PEOPLE DON'T EXIST SO YOU'RE NOT A SHEEP IF YOU BUY THIS CAR, YOU'LL BE THE ONLY ONE DRIVING THE CAR EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE ALL OF THESE OTHER CARS"

I dunno man, they just skeeve the shit out of me.

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I like to call that one the "Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse" commercial.

I've been noticing and becoming increasingly annoyed by commercials set in some dystopian world where their brand of products is the only one that exists. Like, a guy goes to the grocery store and the entire aisle is filled with Lay's potato chips. Nothing else. What kind of store exists anywhere that looks like that? Or various commercials where their store exists in some nice looking landscape with nothing else around. Why is there a Kohl's store out in the mountains? How do people get there? It's weird shit, and once you realize it, you can't stop seeing it.

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Can't stand seeing this commercial anymore.

 

 

 

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On 12/23/2017 at 6:57 PM, magmalord said:

Can't stand seeing this commercial anymore.

 

I thought I was the only one with that one! Glad that's going to be gone soon. Wish I could say the same for the Amazon.com one with that "Give A Little Bit" song. That one soured on me very quickly due to it's repetition on TV, similar to your commercial above, honestly speaking!

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WALLMAN

You know that feeling when a freemium mobile game makes so much money, that it can afford to make commercials like this?

What feeling?

Spoiler

 

 

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The Pope

PLAY NOAAAOWGH

In general ever since learning the scummy tricks of the trade of sales, I can't stand whenever something says to do something "now". It's a mental trick and it's fucking skeevy as hell.

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50 minutes ago, The Pope said:

I can't stand whenever something says to do something "now".

 

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What the hell is this?

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DSYTP

Can this AD at 0:02 to 0:07 STOP FUCKING APPEARING NOW? This pisses me off more than ever on YouTube.

However, I don't mind the kid dancing, he's great.

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The Pope

I don't know if I "hate" this as much as I sardonically laugh at how pathetic it is, but whenever I see stuff being plugged for the Super Bowl but for legal reasons they can't say the word "Super Bowl" so they just keep saying "BIG GAME" over and over and over again like we're idiots.

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The Pope

Speak of the devil, just got this email

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huh

i've never heard of an official event called "the big game"

what is this event you solely refer to as "big game" you speak of bevmo

please

enlighten me

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Pretty sure you already know this, but (for our international friends who actually don't know) "big game" refers to the Super Bowl. Problem is, they can't actually say "Super Bowl" in their ads because it's copyrighted by the NFL, meaning they'll throw a C&D at any company that uses the term without their permission. I know. It's bullshit.

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