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Commercials you HATE

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PapaGonzales
Remember these?

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I remember that. I can see why they don't show that anymore.

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MetaKnight11
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I was terrified of that ad when I was little.

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LuigiGodzillaGirl

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Any Oxy Clean product commercial with that Billy Mays psycho

Lots n' Lot's of Trains (I actually hadn't seen that in a long time)

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Bag of Magic Food

Hey, on that Top Ten video... I didn't see William Shatner on there, but that "Ray Winston" character looked similar enough.

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Ubernooberpooper

I'll repost

IF YOU HAVE AN ERECTION LASTING OVER 4 HOURS PLEASE SEEK IMMEDIATE HELP

AND LET ME ADD ON A RELATED NOT TO THIS: HI GUYS WE ARE GOING TO SING ABOUT VIAGRA TODAY! VIVA VIAGRA!!!!

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I wasterrifiedof that ad when I was little.

When you were little? That ad's only 4 years old.

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Diamond

The best thing about the Esurence commercials is, the chick is hawt...

I find those Male Enhancements commercials annoying, I don't even know what the product is suppose to do!

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  • The best thing about the Esurence commercials is, the chick is hawt...

    I find those Male Enhancements commercials annoying, I don't even know what the product is suppose to do!

    its so they can jack off to see how much money they are making by selling Viagra to dumb asses.

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    Diamond
    The best thing about the Esurence commercials is, the chick is hawt...

    I find those Male Enhancements commercials annoying, I don't even know what the product is suppose to do!

    its so they can jack off to see how much money they are making by selling Viagra to dumb asses.

    But what does it do? Does it make their penis longer?

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    The Pope

    Here's a commercial.

    A guy's watching the game on TV. His wife comes in and wants to do...something...with him. Not necessarily sex, considering all she does is brush her hand against him. And the commercial says

    "What to do?" It's a choice between watching something that will never play again, or leaving to be with his wife! What a dillema! So, it's a Tivo commercial, right? Right?

    No.

    He just puts the damn football game on the VCR and goes off to have sex with her.

    Then what the hell was the point of that commerc-BUY VIAGRA BUY VIAGRA BUY VIAGRA

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    The best thing about the Esurence commercials is, the chick is hawt...

    I find those Male Enhancements commercials annoying, I don't even know what the product is suppose to do!

    its so they can jack off to see how much money they are making by selling Viagra to dumb asses.

    But what does it do? Does it make their penis longer?

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    Psygnos Delight

    Do radio commercials count?

    Some commercial of Gieco where someone's wife is having a baby and gave birth, giving you irritating stock sound effects of a newborn baby.

    Number two is that Starburst commercial where at one point the guy was chewing that god damned Starburst, WITH HIS MOTHER FUCKING MOUTH OPEN! I'm going to kill the next person who eats with their mouth open, since it is my biggest pet peeve. Ever.

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    Thyclaine

    Remember that one where you inflated those ballons, and when you let them go, it would make a really irritating buzz noise? Here's what the commercial was like.

    BALLOONS BALLOONS BUY SOME HAVE FUN ONLY 7 PAYMENTS OF 19.99!

    (A random balloons flys across the screen, making the noise. WEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWW)

    Also, IDK MY BFF ROSE

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    dumb14

    have u ever seen those big lots commercials that say they have great gifts?

    they should say ....BIG LOTS TONS OF SH*T FOR GARAGE SALE PRICES!!!!!!!

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    WALLMAN

    Anything with Billy Mays

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    Mastermanuvid
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    I wasterrifiedof that ad when I was little.Badgers? BADGERS?! WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGERS!

    That is based on rathergood.com

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