There's a Metroid game challenge going on now. Check it out in the Games forum!
You won with Elmo! We both win! ...or did you just win? For winning a site sanctioned game.
Forum Event Organizer
Kermit the Frog here, approving of your service to the site! For contributing to the organization of a sanctioned event, such as a Tennis Tourney, site contest, PoopCast, or the like.
Front Page Contributor
You've written the most remarkable words Big Bird has ever seen. For contributing writing for the news page.
One, two, three, the Count is proud of your work for the Chewiki! For making a major Chewiki contribution.
You've been kind enough to share your hard-earned treats with us. It's only fair we give you this medal! For monetary donations to the site.
Contribute over $100 USD to the site.
Awarded to a user who has been Pooping since the year 2006.
Join YouChew during the Vanilla period (June 4, 2007 to April 1st, 2008).
Moderator Service Medal
Big Boss salutes you as a true patriot. For moderator service, past or present.
You are clean and serene. For serving as a Janitor.
Café Staff Service Medal
The few. The proud. The fucked. For being part of the Tennis Café Staff, past or present.
You really turned on Telly! Awarded for your numerous and frequent contributions of content to the Chewstream.
Chew Tee Mark
Rats off to ya! You're the proud owner of a YouChew T-shirt!
Stay warn-free for at least one year.
Strike None Home Run
Remain warn-free for at least three years.
Strike None Grand Slam
Remain warn-free for at least five years.
Strike None Walk-Off Home Run
Remain warn-free for at least seven years.
Strike None Walk-Off Grand Slam
Remain warn-free for at least nine years.
What a Story, Mark
Compose 10,000 words of original literature (stories, poetry, etc) in the Writing and Literature section. Alternatively, write 10,000 words in blog entries.
Make 100 total contributions to image edit, Piknikk, or drawing threads in the Arts and Images section.
Contribute to art projects on the site or projects relating to site design.
Create a banner that gets approved and put into rotation across the website.
Congratulations are in order! Your edit is the highest voted edit for the month. Enjoy this medal and 10,000 Chewbucks!
[NO LONGER OBTAINABLE] Awarded to those who have loyally kept a Lagomorph in their signatures.
Awarded when the user does something unspecified. The unspecified event is random and always changing.
Super Secret Achievement
Awarded when the user does something unspecified. The unspecified event is random, always changing, and harder to earn than its blue counterpart.
Food Staff Cadet
For being a courageous soldier who braved fate to feed the beast
It Looks Like a Clarinet
Complete a gift for the YouTube Poop version of YouChew Secret Santa.
This Counts As a Present
Successfully participate in The YouChew Secret Santa Art Exchange
You sure do love mischievous play, don't you? This is for 5 years of costumed participation in YouChew's Halloween Festivities.
Hollow Dr. Rabbit!
Creating a YouChew Easter basket for Easter
(Awarded for having a Riolu/Lucario avatar during LucChew on August 19th)
Have a blog entry of yours be featured.
Only the Harrisonest of the Fords receive this award by demonstrating how much they know about Harrison Ford during the Harrison Ford trivia game. This award goes to the winner of the trivia. Congratulations!
YouChews the Winner Consolation
Made it to the polls of any of the YouChews the Winner Awards, but did not win first or second.
YouChews the Winner Recipient
Winner of 1st place in any category of the YouChews the Winner Awards.
YouChews the Winner Runner-Up
Winner of 2nd place in any category of the YouChews the Winner Awards.
AHT Trivia Victor
You win the AHT Trivia. You win 25,000 points plus the night's prize.
AHT Trivia Event Winner
You win a trivia event during the AHT Trivia. You win 10,000 points.
Too Spoopy For YouChew
Get 1st, 2nd, or 3rd in the Spooky Poop Halloween contest
Spooky Poop Participant
Participate in the Spooky Poop Halloween contest
Get 1st, 2nd, or 3rd in the Ghostly Art Halloween contest
Ghostly Art Participant
Participate in the Ghostly Art Halloween contest
Bone Rattling Chew-Or-Treater
Get 1st, 2nd, or 3rd in Chew-or-Treat
Participate in Chew-or-Treat
For creating the laziest original character in the Donut Steel Lab Contest.
For the best use of combining two characters in the Donut Steel Lab Contest
Winning the best overall design in the Donut Steel Lab Contest.
Antagonist Artaviganza Entrant
For everyone who enters the competition. No matter what happens, your efforts are never in vain.
Antagonist Artaviganza Victor
For the top 3 entrants. Villain number one!
Antagonist Artaviganza Homage
For honorable mentions - Entries that were done well but did not end up in the top 3.
Book of Koridai
For drawing a Faces of Evil character during the Zelda CD-i Art Collab.
Wand of Gamelon
For drawing a Wand of Gamelon character during the Zelda CD-i Art Collab.
Community Game Challenges
Congratulations! This award goes to the fastest of the fast who has truly felt the need to go fast and to step it up. Awarded for placing first in Mushrooms' Sonic CD speedrun competition.
Congratulations! Awarded for placing second in Mushrooms' Sonic CD speedrun competition.
Congratulations! Awarded for placing third in Mushrooms' Sonic CD speedrun competition.
Congratulations! For placing fourth in Mushrooms' Sonic CD competition.
For placing 1st to 4th in the Wheel Gator Speed Run during the 2011 Festival.
Placing in a YouChew Smash Bros tournament
Harkinian League Champion
Place 1st in the Harkinian League fantasy tournament.
Achieved 101% completion in Donkey Kong 64 during a community challenge event. You can take that to the fridge.
Sonic Adventure 2: Beaten
Complete SA2 during a community challenge event.
Sonic Adventure 2: All-A Rank
Complete the difficult task of achieving all A-ranks in SA2 during a community challenge event.
Sonic Adventure 2: Chao Master
Complete the Chao Race challenge as part of a SA2 community challenge event.
Hedgehog Havoc: Cleared
Clear any classic Sonic title (Sonic 1-3/ & Knuckles, CD) during a SA2 community challenge event.
Complete Super Mario Sunshine with 120 Shine Sprites during a community challenge event.
Complete any Mario game during a community challenge event to receive this award.
Complete Super Mario 1,2,3, and World during a community challenge event.
For clearing the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2 (The Lost Levels) during a community challenge event.
Power Star Palaver
Clear Super Mario 64 with all 120 stars during a community challenge event.
Grandmaster of the Galaxy
For clearing either Super Mario Galaxy 1 OR 2...or both... with 120 stars during a community challenge event.
Thank You For Playing!
For completing Super Mario 1,2,3, World, 64, Sunshine, and Galaxy 1 & 2 during a community challenge event.
This Winner, That
For winning first place during a Mario Party netplay tournament.
For winning a Mario Kart 8 online tournament.
Hero of Winds
Complete The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker with all heart pieces during a community challenge event.
Complete any main series 3D Legend of Zelda game during a community challenge event.
Complete any main series 2D Legend of Zelda game during a community challenge event.
Triforce of Courage
Complete any Legend of Zelda game with minimum hearts during a community challenge event.
Complete any Legend of Zelda game during a community challenge event.
Savior of Hyrule
You've done it all! Complete all of the Legend of Zelda challenges during a community challenge event.
Awarded to the champions of Youchew-sanctioned Pokémon competitions.
Finish Metroid Prime 1, 2, or 3 with 100% item completion during the Metroid Community Challenge.
For the Baby
Finish any other Metroid game with 100% item completion during the Community Challenge.
Get a speed run ending in any Metroid game during the Community Challenge.
Metroid Can Crawl
Complete any Metroid game at all during the Community Challenge.
Perform a sequence break in any Metroid game during the Community Challenge.
See You Next Mission
Complete all of the previous Metroid challenges.
Submit 5 videos to the showroom.
Submit 25 videos to the showroom.
Submit 50 videos to the showroom.
Submit 100 videos to the showroom.
Accumulate 40 5-star ratings.
Poop Milestone I
Complete all the above achievements, and you'll earn 50,000 points.
Poop of the Month
Have a Poop you make come in first on the Top 10 at the end of the month (must be a poop you made; not from the Recommended Showroom).
Have a Poop you make come in #2 - #10 overall on the Top 10 at the end of the month (must be a poop you made; not from the Recommended Showroom).
Submit 200 videos to the showroom.
Awesome Quality Poop
Accumulate 90 5-star ratings.
The Poop Scoop
For having a poop featured in a recommended Poops of the Month article.
Poop Milestone II
Complete all the above video achievements (includes Poop of the Month and Runner Up).
You've lost your YouTube account to the war of copyright. This medal is to honor your memory.
Got to Have It
Obtain one million Chewbucks on hand.
Obtain two million Chewbucks on hand.
You posted like crazy! Now you're loaded! (with 5 million Chewbucks.)
Purchase at least 5 each of Lamp Oil, Rope, and Bombs and it's yours, my friend!
The Birds Are Obsessed With Money
Buy every item in the shop. (Wearing a mushroom wig optional.)
Whether through frivolous spending or donation, you went for broke, and reached broke.
A Griswald Family Christmas
For obtaining all of the standard Ornament items and making your Christmas tree the best in the neighborhood.
One Horse Open Tree
For obtaining all available Christmas ornaments
Deck the Halls with Dinner
Purchase and leave out food for both Santas (Robotnikclaus and Grinch)
I Heart You
Purchase some Candy Hearts from the Candy Barrel and distribute one each to five members.
Guess Who Likes You
Someone liked you enough to send you a Candy Heart or other confectionery good they purchased from the Candy Barrel.
I Want Candy
Obtain one each of Sugars and Starches, The Sweet Can, Coconut Cream Pie, and Chocolate Covered Cock, bring it all to 612 Wharf Avenue (or send it to a mod/admin, whichever is easier), and you get to meet M.C. Pee Pants! ... in award form.
I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN!
Collect 45 unique Candy Hearts.
Trading Card Game Awards
Knave of Tiles
Collect all 60 Bronze cards
Queen of Clubs
Collect all 30 Silver cards
King of Hearts
Collect all 10 Gold cards
Ace of Spades
Collect all 100 cards in total
Contribute to the Trading Card Series
Complete 5 Poop Tennis matches.
Master of the Racquet
Complete 10 Poop Tennis matches.
Complete 25 Poop Tennis matches.
For the Thrill of the Game
Complete 50 Poop Tennis matches.
Live to Tennis
Complete 100 Poop Tennis matches.
Tennis Fuck Choice Award
Once a month, each member of the Tennis Cafe Staff may issue this medal to the players of a match which he or she feels highlights the month.
Complete 5 multi-way Tennis matches. These are matches involving three or more participants.
Tennis Tourney Achievements
Tennis Tourney Winner
Kicking ass and taking names in a surrealist game in which no one actually wins. You're first among equals. For winning a sanctioned Tennis Tourney.
Complete 10 Poop Tennis matches in sanctioned tourneys.
Poop Tennis Season Player
Compete in the Poop Tennis season.
Windows Movie Master
Win the Windows Movie Master tourney.
Poop Tennis Season Champion
Come in first place in the Poop Tennis Season.
WMM Tourney Player
Compete in the Windows Movie Master tourney.
You filled in for someone during a Tennis Tournament. The match, fans, and staff all thank you for keeping things running smoothly!
Tennis Variant Achievements
Complete 5 Poop Tennis Doubles matches.
Complete 10 Poop Tennis Doubles matches.
Complete 5 Poop Duels.
Participate in 10 successful collaborations.
Master Collab Organizer
Organize 5 successful collaborations.
Organize a successful collab with at least 10 participants, with videos amounting to a total of at least 15 minutes in length.
Organize a successful collab with at least 20 participants, with videos amounting to a total of at least 30 minutes in length.
Organize a successful collab with at least 30 participants, with videos amounting to a total of at least 60 minutes in length.
Awarded for testing a new feature for the site.
Technical Service Medal
Cheers, Engineer. We salute you for your help to keep the site running. For technical contributions to the site.
Forum to Flesh
Render material assistance to the site, organize a face-to-face meeting with a person you met through the forum, or otherwise participate in forum activities outside the internet (in the real world). [Subject to staff discretion.]
Flesh to Forum
Refer a real life friend to join YouChew. Just don't lock their head in a freezer.
Earn at least 20 awards to have this prestigious medal in your ownership.
You're a real glutton for recognition. Earn yourself a whopping 50 medals to obtain this hefty award.
Earn every medal pertaining to video uploads, one-on-one tennis matches, and collabs and this prestigious and poopy medal is yours.