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    1. Game Winner

      You won with Elmo! We both win! ...or did you just win? For winning a site sanctioned game.
    2. Forum Event Organizer

      Kermit the Frog here, approving of your service to the site! For contributing to the organization of a sanctioned event, such as a Tennis Tourney, site contest, PoopCast, or the like.
    3. Front Page Contributor

      You've written the most remarkable words Big Bird has ever seen. For contributing writing for the news page.
    4. Chewiki Contributor

      One, two, three, the Count is proud of your work for the Chewiki! For making a major Chewiki contribution.
    5. Site Patron

      You've been kind enough to share your hard-earned treats with us. It's only fair we give you this medal! For monetary donations to the site.
    6. Donation Sensation

      Contribute over $100 USD to the site.
    7. Veteran

      Awarded to a user who has been Pooping since the year 2006.
    8. Vanilliant

      Join YouChew during the Vanilla period (June 4, 2007 to April 1st, 2008).
    9. Moderator Service Medal

      Big Boss salutes you as a true patriot. For moderator service, past or present.
    10. Janitor's Mop

      You are clean and serene. For serving as a Janitor.
    11. Café Staff Service Medal

      The few. The proud. The fucked. For being part of the Tennis Café Staff, past or present.
    12. Chewstream Contributor

      You really turned on Telly! Awarded for your numerous and frequent contributions of content to the Chewstream.
    13. Chew Tee Mark

      Rats off to ya! You're the proud owner of a YouChew T-shirt!
    14. Strike None

      Stay warn-free for at least one year.
    15. Strike None Home Run

      Remain warn-free for at least three years.
    16. Strike None Grand Slam

      Remain warn-free for at least five years.
    17. Strike None Walk-Off Home Run

      Remain warn-free for at least seven years.
    18. Strike None Walk-Off Grand Slam

      Remain warn-free for at least nine years.
    1. What a Story, Mark

      Compose 10,000 words of original literature (stories, poetry, etc) in the Writing and Literature section. Alternatively, write 10,000 words in blog entries.
    2. Picturesque

      Make 100 total contributions to image edit, Piknikk, or drawing threads in the Arts and Images section.
    3. Freelancer

      Contribute to art projects on the site or projects relating to site design.
    4. Banneriffic

      Create a banner that gets approved and put into rotation across the website.
    5. Photopoop Winner

      Congratulations are in order! Your edit is the highest voted edit for the month. Enjoy this medal and 10,000 Chewbucks!
    6. Lagomorph Lover

      [NO LONGER OBTAINABLE] Awarded to those who have loyally kept a Lagomorph in their signatures.
    7. Secret Achievement

      Awarded when the user does something unspecified. The unspecified event is random and always changing.
    8. Super Secret Achievement

      Awarded when the user does something unspecified. The unspecified event is random, always changing, and harder to earn than its blue counterpart.
    9. Food Staff Cadet

      For being a courageous soldier who braved fate to feed the beast
    10. It Looks Like a Clarinet

      Complete a gift for the YouTube Poop version of YouChew Secret Santa.
    11. This Counts As a Present

      Successfully participate in The YouChew Secret Santa Art Exchange
    12. Disguise Enthusiast

      You sure do love mischievous play, don't you? This is for 5 years of costumed participation in YouChew's Halloween Festivities.
    13. Hollow Dr. Rabbit!

      Creating a YouChew Easter basket for Easter
    14. Lucario

      Lucario (Awarded for having a Riolu/Lucario avatar during LucChew on Aug 19, 2016)
    1. Blogging Special

      Have a blog entry of yours be featured.
    1. Harrison Fordomination

      Only the Harrisonest of the Fords receive this award by demonstrating how much they know about Harrison Ford during the Harrison Ford trivia game. This award goes to the winner of the trivia. Congratulations!
    2. YouChews the Winner Consolation

      Made it to the polls of any of the YouChews the Winner Awards, but did not win first or second.
    3. YouChews the Winner Recipient

      Winner of 1st place in any category of the YouChews the Winner Awards.
    4. YouChews the Winner Runner-Up

      Winner of 2nd place in any category of the YouChews the Winner Awards.
    5. AHT Trivia Victor

      You win the AHT Trivia. You win 25,000 points plus the night's prize.
    6. AHT Trivia Event Winner

      You win a trivia event during the AHT Trivia. You win 10,000 points.
    7. Too Spoopy For YouChew

      Get 1st, 2nd, or 3rd in the Spooky Poop Halloween contest
    8. Spooky Poop Participant

      Participate in the Spooky Poop Halloween contest
    9. Ghostly Artist

      Get 1st, 2nd, or 3rd in the Ghostly Art Halloween contest
    10. Ghostly Art Participant

      Participate in the Ghostly Art Halloween contest
    11. Bone Rattling Chew-Or-Treater

      Get 1st, 2nd, or 3rd in Chew-or-Treat
    12. Chewloweiner

      Participate in Chew-or-Treat
    13. Readymader

      For creating the laziest original character in the Donut Steel Lab Contest.
    14. Straight Facts

      For the best use of combining two characters in the Donut Steel Lab Contest
    15. Best Overalls

      Winning the best overall design in the Donut Steel Lab Contest.
    1. Sonic Warrior

      Congratulations! This award goes to the fastest of the fast who has truly felt the need to go fast and to step it up. Awarded for placing first in Mushrooms' Sonic CD speedrun competition.
    2. Blue Blur

      Congratulations! Awarded for placing second in Mushrooms' Sonic CD speedrun competition.
    3. Hasty Hedgehog

      Congratulations! Awarded for placing third in Mushrooms' Sonic CD speedrun competition.
    4. Sonic Boom

      Congratulations! For placing fourth in Mushrooms' Sonic CD competition.
    5. Gator Decimator

      For placing 1st to 4th in the Wheel Gator Speed Run during the 2011 Festival.
    6. Wi-Fi Warrior

      Placing in a YouChew Smash Bros tournament
    7. Harkinian League Champion

      Place 1st in the Harkinian League fantasy tournament.
    8. WELL DONE!

      Achieved 101% completion in Donkey Kong 64 during a community challenge event. You can take that to the fridge.
    9. Sonic Adventure 2: Beaten

      Complete SA2 during a community challenge event.
    10. Sonic Adventure 2: All-A Rank

      Complete the difficult task of achieving all A-ranks in SA2 during a community challenge event.
    11. Sonic Adventure 2: Chao Master

      Complete the Chao Race challenge as part of a SA2 community challenge event.
    12. Hedgehog Havoc: Cleared

      Clear any classic Sonic title (Sonic 1-3/ & Knuckles, CD) during a SA2 community challenge event.
    13. SHINE GET!

      Complete Super Mario Sunshine with 120 Shine Sprites during a community challenge event.
    14. Mario Madness

      Complete any Mario game during a community challenge event to receive this award.
    15. Mario Marathoner

      Complete Super Mario 1,2,3, and World during a community challenge event.
    16. Lost Leveler

      For clearing the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2 (The Lost Levels) during a community challenge event.
    17. Power Star Palaver

      Clear Super Mario 64 with all 120 stars during a community challenge event.
    18. Grandmaster of the Galaxy

      For clearing either Super Mario Galaxy 1 OR 2...or both... with 120 stars during a community challenge event.
    19. Thank You For Playing!

      For completing Super Mario 1,2,3, World, 64, Sunshine, and Galaxy 1 & 2 during a community challenge event.
    20. This Winner, That

      For winning first place during a Mario Party netplay tournament.
    21. Kart Krusader

      For winning a Mario Kart 8 online tournament.
    22. Hero of Winds

      Complete The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker with all heart pieces during a community challenge event.
    23. Polygonal Hero

      Complete any main series 3D Legend of Zelda game during a community challenge event.
    24. 8-Bit Hero

      Complete any main series 2D Legend of Zelda game during a community challenge event.
    25. Triforce of Courage

      Complete any Legend of Zelda game with minimum hearts during a community challenge event.
    26. I Won!

      Complete any Legend of Zelda game during a community challenge event.
    27. Savior of Hyrule

      You've done it all! Complete all of the Legend of Zelda challenges during a community challenge event.
    1. Poop Upstart

      Submit 5 videos to the showroom.
    2. Poop Junior

      Submit 25 videos to the showroom.
    3. Poop Veteran

      Submit 50 videos to the showroom.
    4. Poop Master

      Submit 100 videos to the showroom.
    5. Quality Poop

      Accumulate 40 5-star ratings.
    6. Poop Milestone I

      Complete all the above achievements, and you'll earn 50,000 points.
    7. Poop of the Month

      Have a Poop you make come in first on the Top 10 at the end of the month (must be a poop you made; not from the Recommended Showroom).
    8. Runner Up

      Have a Poop you make come in #2 - #10 overall on the Top 10 at the end of the month (must be a poop you made; not from the Recommended Showroom).
    9. Poop Deity

      Submit 200 videos to the showroom.
    10. Awesome Quality Poop

      Accumulate 90 5-star ratings.
    11. The Poop Scoop

      For having a poop featured in a recommended Poops of the Month article.
    12. Poop Milestone II

      Complete all the above video achievements (includes Poop of the Month and Runner Up).
    13. Purple Heart

      You've lost your YouTube account to the war of copyright. This medal is to honor your memory.
    1. Got to Have It

      Obtain one million Chewbucks on hand.
    2. Moneybags

      Obtain two million Chewbucks on hand.
    3. Whacker Wilson

      You posted like crazy! Now you're loaded! (with 5 million Chewbucks.)
    4. Enough Rubies

      Purchase at least 5 each of Lamp Oil, Rope, and Bombs. Send all of the items to a moderator and it's yours, my friend!
    5. The Birds Are Obsessed With Money

      Buy every item in the shop. (Wearing a mushroom wig optional.)
    6. Penniless

      Whether through frivolous spending or donation, you went for broke, and reached broke.
    7. A Griswald Family Christmas

      For obtaining all of the standard Ornament items and making your Christmas tree the best in the neighborhood.
    8. One Horse Open Tree

      For obtaining all available Christmas ornaments
    9. Deck the Halls with Dinner

      Purchase and leave out food for both Santas (Robotnikclaus and Grinch)
    10. I Heart You

      Purchase some Candy Hearts from the Candy Barrel and distribute one each to five members.
    11. Guess Who Likes You

      Someone liked you enough to send you a Candy Heart or other confectionery good they purchased from the Candy Barrel.
    12. I Want Candy

      Obtain one each of Sugars and Starches, The Sweet Can, Coconut Cream Pie, and Chocolate Covered Cock, bring it all to 612 Wharf Avenue (or send it to a mod/admin, whichever is easier), and you get to meet M.C. Pee Pants! ... in award form.
    13. I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN!

      Collect 45 unique Candy Hearts.
    1. Knave of Tiles

      Collect all 60 Bronze cards
    2. Queen of Clubs

      Collect all 30 Silver cards
    3. King of Hearts

      Collect all 10 Gold cards
    4. Ace of Spades

      Collect all 100 cards in total
    5. Joker

      Contribute to the Trading Card Series
    1. Tennis Athlete

      Complete 5 Poop Tennis matches.
    2. Master of the Racquet

      Complete 10 Poop Tennis matches.
    3. Tennis Mega-Fuck

      Complete 25 Poop Tennis matches.
    4. For the Thrill of the Game

      Complete 50 Poop Tennis matches.
    5. Live to Tennis

      Complete 100 Poop Tennis matches.
    6. Tennis Fuck Choice Award

      Once a month, each member of the Tennis Cafe Staff may issue this medal to the players of a match which he or she feels highlights the month.
    7. Robo-Racquet

      Complete 5 multi-way Tennis matches. These are matches involving three or more participants.
    1. Tennis Tourney Winner

      Kicking ass and taking names in a surrealist game in which no one actually wins. You're first among equals. For winning a sanctioned Tennis Tourney.
    2. Tourney Athlete

      Complete 10 Poop Tennis matches in sanctioned tourneys.
    3. Poop Tennis Season Player

      Compete in the Poop Tennis season.
    4. Windows Movie Master

      Win the Windows Movie Master tourney.
    5. Poop Tennis Season Champion

      Come in first place in the Poop Tennis Season.
    6. WMM Tourney Player

      Compete in the Windows Movie Master tourney.
    7. Kindly Substitute

      You filled in for someone during a Tennis Tournament. The match, fans, and staff all thank you for keeping things running smoothly!
    1. Doubles Athlete

      Complete 5 Poop Tennis Doubles matches.
    2. Doubles Master

      Complete 10 Poop Tennis Doubles matches.
    3. Poop Duelist

      Complete 5 Poop Duels.
    1. Avid Collaborator

      Participate in 10 successful collaborations.
    2. Master Collab Organizer

      Organize 5 successful collaborations.
    3. Rabble Rouser

      Organize a successful collab with at least 10 participants, with videos amounting to a total of at least 15 minutes in length.
    4. Riot Inciter

      Organize a successful collab with at least 20 participants, with videos amounting to a total of at least 30 minutes in length.
    5. Revolutionist

      Organize a successful collab with at least 30 participants, with videos amounting to a total of at least 60 minutes in length.
    1. Test Medal

      Awarded for testing a new feature for the site.
    2. Technical Service Medal

      Cheers, Engineer. We salute you for your help to keep the site running. For technical contributions to the site.
    3. Forum to Flesh

      Render material assistance to the site, organize a face-to-face meeting with a person you met through the forum, or otherwise participate in forum activities outside the internet (in the real world). [Subject to staff discretion.]
    4. Flesh to Forum

      Refer a real life friend to join YouChew. Just don't lock their head in a freezer.
    5. Milestone Master

      Earn at least 20 awards to have this prestigious medal in your ownership.
    6. Milestone Marauder

      You're a real glutton for recognition. Earn yourself a whopping 50 medals to obtain this hefty award.
    7. Chew Poopremacist

      Earn every medal pertaining to video uploads, one-on-one tennis matches, and collabs and this prestigious and poopy medal is yours.