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An Interview with Homsar.com!


Crazy Luigi

The following is an interview with former YouChew member Homsar.com! Throughout this timeline, you will see (mostly) unedited documentation involving me and Homsar on Skype. This will explain why the second name given out is “Cole The Pony” (his Skpye name) as opposed to the old Homsar moniker. Also, as odd as this might sound, keep in mind that some of the things Homsar said were copied and pasted from his Chewiki user page. With that said, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.


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Crazy Luigi: Hi!

Cole The Pony: Hi!

Crazy Luigi: So, how about we do an interview?

Cole The Pony: Whats this interview for?

Crazy Luigi: Nothing too special. I kind of want to understand you for a bit.

Crazy Luigi: Now then, first question: When did you become a fan of YouTube Poops?

Cole The Pony: I made my first poop. I'm fan of youtube poop after i watched youtube poop videos.

Crazy Luigi: So you're saying that when you became a fan was when you first watched them? Can you give me a year for that?

Cole The Pony: I dont know. Maybe you used a time machine to tell what year of watching.

Crazy Luigi: Fair enough, then. Next question: How did you become a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic?

Cole The Pony: You Mean "Brony" I watched ponies on a livestream and TV. I know the herd. I am the brony!

Crazy Luigi: Okay, then. What are your favorite kinds of artwork involved?

Cole The Pony: ITS ART.

Cole The Pony: I mean. Rectangle Pony style and My Little Chubbies art.

Crazy Luigi: Pardon any pauses that may come along the way. I'm getting pretty big interruptions here!

Cole The Pony: O_O

Cole The Pony: WE'RE DOOMED

Crazy Luigi: Anyways, your first post on YouChew was something special. What made you want to post what you posted? Also, what you said there was pretty damn funny.

Cole The Pony: Copypasta Time!

Crazy Luigi: Oh God...

Cole The Pony: Hey There Dick Guy I am Homsar

my username on youchew poop

YTP ROCKS!

Post something when you have a fucking the facebook profie

I Post your FUCKING Wall

FUCK YA! :icon_twisted:

Cole The Pony: /\

Crazy Luigi: ...Okay then.

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Good to know you haven't changed, Homsar.

Crazy Luigi: Can you explain why you thought the way you did when you first posted that?

Cole The Pony: "More Copypasta!"

Crazy Luigi: ...What?

Cole The Pony: Homsar secured his status on YouChew with his introduction thread, entitled "Dont Cilck this! this topic added with porns". His opening post was several strings of absurdity, such as "I Post your FUCKING Wall" and in response, Jayblin posted a staring black man gif. NegroTed posted another black man gif in response, setting off a chain reaction which ultimately led to the #1 resource for animated gifs of shocked black people. Homsar wouldn't show his face again for months on end, but even if he stayed gone forever, he'd have been viewed as a forum legend up there with kinghomer45 and MASTERFURRYX. But wait, there's more...

Crazy Luigi: Okay, I get it now! Well, after a few months passed, you decided to create an idea known as the "YouChew Cruise". What made you go and think of that?

Cole The Pony: The History of YouChew Cruise time!

Cole The Pony: I had to make a cruise.

Cole The Pony: You know why?

Crazy Luigi: Why?

Cole The Pony: It was a fun cruise. I made it. And the youchew cruise series to start to the end

Crazy Luigi: So you wanted to start a cruise because you wanted to end it?

Cole The Pony: When i banned = END OF YOUCHEW CRUISE

Crazy Luigi: Ah, I get it now. Speaking of some of the other cruises, how did you think of the sequels (Ponyville & Halloween), as well as the space spinoff?

Cole The Pony: Oh. Copypasta.

Cole The Pony: "YOUCHEW HAUNTED CRUISE! (Halloween Special Topic)" was also created by him during the Halloween weekend of 2011, and although it had less involvement from Homsar himself (who became "Doctor Whooves" during that time), it still created an experience many of the participants considered to be memorable (cosplaying and Eldrich Abominations galore). This would become the last Homsar-created thread to end up in the Hall of Fame. Seeing the three-time success of his YouChew Cruise threads, he ended up serving up more ideas for threads that he'd be certain would succeed, just like the Cruise. His first attempt to branch out was the YouChew Space Rocket, which is basically a spin-off of the YouChew Cruise. People had some fun with it, but it wasn't generating the success he was hoping it would. He then decided to create a YouChew Store thread...

Crazy Luigi: Ah, yes, the Store. That appeared to be the beginning of the end right there. What happened after the Store shut down?

Cole The Pony: Locke!

Crazy Luigi: And why did you think that turtle can fly all of a sudden?

Cole The Pony: Watch:

Cole The Pony: When you see the flying turtle.

Cole The Pony: IT BEGINS.

Crazy Luigi: Ah. I really should have known better.

Cole The Pony: Oh.

Cole The Pony: >Flying Turtles in MLP Episode

Cole The Pony: >ITS BEGINS

Cole The Pony: >2012

Crazy Luigi: Okay, I really should've understood some of these things more than I first did at the time. So, what finally brought the beginning of the end for YouChew?

Cole The Pony: Copypasta - oon afterwords, he decided that if creating new threads wouldn't bring him more success, then necrobumping threads that were long forgotten by time without any rhyme or reason would surely do the trick. At first, people thought that he accidentally made a mistake and that he wouldn't try to do anything like that again. In fact, some threads might've been thankful for him reviving them. However, it got to a point where he would eventually necrobump a thread that already got necrobumped by him about a month or two ago... twice! Still, plenty of our users and mods wanted to give him a chance to improve while he still could, and they even issued a week-long ban to hopefully try and fix whatever issues Homsar had. Unfortunately, he never did, and on the same day that he decided that he wanted to leave YouTube due to their updates, YouChew decided that enough is enough and banned him and his garbled-up nonsense once and for all.

Cole The Pony: Copypasta*- Soon afterwords, he decided that if creating new threads wouldn't bring him more success, then necrobumping threads that were long forgotten by time without any rhyme or reason would surely do the trick. At first, people thought that he accidentally made a mistake and that he wouldn't try to do anything like that again. In fact, some threads might've been thankful for him reviving them. However, it got to a point where he would eventually necrobump a thread that already got necrobumped by him about a month or two ago... twice! Still, plenty of our users and mods wanted to give him a chance to improve while he still could, and they even issued a week-long ban to hopefully try and fix whatever issues Homsar had. Unfortunately, he never did, and on the same day that he decided that he wanted to leave YouTube due to their updates, YouChew decided that enough is enough and banned him and his garbled-up nonsense once and for all.

Crazy Luigi: I think I understood with the first one, thank you very much.

Cole The Pony: Interview Over?

Crazy Luigi: Nope. I understand that you still had some time spent with the Chewiki even after your end. What did you think of that? This time, don't do "copypasta" bullshit.

Cole The Pony: Bad.

Crazy Luigi: Can you clarify?

Cole The Pony: Clop to R34?

Crazy Luigi: I don't think that's a good time for suggestions.

*** Cole The Pony sent 35501 - almost_rule34 artist James_Corck kissing lesbian pinkie_pie rainbow_dash saliva shipping wingboner.jpg ***

Cole The Pony: HA.

Cole The Pony: CLOP IT.

Crazy Luigi: ...I honestly can't see anything.

Cole The Pony: Wait it.

Cole The Pony: 6wcGT.jpg

Crazy Luigi: Well, that was very unnecessary. Anyways, what can you tell us your time on the Chewiki before you got banned there?

Cole The Pony: ITS OVER 9000

Crazy Luigi: Alright, I heard about you hating some guy named AntVenom. Care to explain that?

Cole The Pony: Yes.

Cole The Pony: I posted it "ANT SENT ME HERE. FUCK YOU!"

Crazy Luigi: Okay. Now I remember you tried going for the Writing Staff? How was your idea formed?

Cole The Pony: Its good. And Its good for health - Ivan

Crazy Luigi: And I heard you tried out for a Janitor position. Is that true?

Cole The Pony: Yes.

Crazy Luigi: What made you go for that?

Cole The Pony: Stuart K. Reiliy.

Crazy Luigi: Oh. Well, I have two more questions before we leave it all behind. First, any places that still hold you and your interests?

Cole The Pony: MLP, The Wiggles, Gaming, BronyDanceParty, and more!

Crazy Luigi: Okay. Second and most importantly: if you had to give out one last message for YouChew, what would you say? Remember, it can be anything you want your heart to say.

Cole The Pony: Hmm... [Goodbye Video:

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Crazy Luigi: Okay, well thanks for giving us your time and your patience. Take care of yourself, man!

Cole The Pony: Yep.

Cole The Pony: Thanks for interviewing me!

Crazy Luigi: You're welcome! You have no idea how much I wanted to do that.

Cole The Pony: POST THIS INTERVIEW TO YOUCHEW NEWS.

Crazy Luigi: Maybe next time I talk to you, it can just be normal talking again. Wait, how did you know?!

Cole The Pony: Offline time for you! and Me!

Cole The Pony: Post this plz to youchew

Crazy Luigi: It's already done, champ!

Cole The Pony: News time for you! and Shopping time for me!

Cole The Pony: Ta ta! BYE!

Crazy Luigi: Later.

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Have one last look at Homsar.com! before he says bye bye forever!

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HarvestmanMan

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I predict that "ITS BEGINS" will become a catchphrase around these here parts.

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I predict that "ITS BEGINS" will become a catchphrase around these here parts.

Well now it wont.

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TrueTubePoops

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I predict that "ITS BEGINS" will become a catchphrase around these here parts.

Well now it wont.

And the ITS BEGINS to start to the end

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supreme_slayer

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I said it before, and I will say it again. I don't think Homsar understands what a "thought" is, nor what "reason", even a reason is.

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eletricalmonkss

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Jesus, Homsar is all over the place.

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Girla PurpleHeart

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This is the best article ever. We're all going to miss you Homsar.com! =(

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This is a very good article. I salute you, Crazy Luigi, for even DARING to interview one of the most mentally insane users of YouChew ever.

I wish I could unsee the lesbian pony pic, though. At least put the image in spoilers, will ya?

Anyway, I have a theory about the origin of Homsar.com!'s username:

He was acting so autistic in school, that his peers compared him to and called him Homsar. Homsar didn't realize that they were actually making fun of him (y'know, because autism), and he thought that name could make a good username, and thus the username Homsar.com! was born.

Huh?

Anyway, Crazy Luigi, I really wish that you had asked Homsar about the origin of his username. Then again, it wouldn't have helped, so...

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This is a very good article. I salute you, Crazy Luigi, for even DARING to interview one of the most mentally insane users of YouChew ever.

My thoughts exactly.

Seriously.

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Page down-ing directly into that pony porn really made this article for me, thanks for not spoiling it Luigi.

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Childhood sweetheart

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Wait, so this is apparently him about a year ago.

Now that you have an idea of how young he is . . . i'm beginning to worry if he looks at my little pony rule 34 often.

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Oh shit.

also, I wouldnt worry about him and rule 34 or anything. It probably seems like a joke to him. He's too young for anything to register as sexual, probably.

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That boy needs therapy.

Purely psychosomatic!

But anyway, wow, interesting article to say the least, even though I've never heard of the kid and... probably never wanna know him anyway.

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Simon Belmont Painting

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Honestly, since I've been in the Skype group for 5 months now, I've gotten used to Pilli and Vinny spamming pony porn, so I wasn't surprised by the pic.

Help me.

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Crazy Luigi

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Oh shit.

also, I wouldnt worry about him and rule 34 or anything. It probably seems like a joke to him. He's too young for anything to register as sexual, probably.

I've seen that some pictures that he did and favorited on his DeviantART page are pretty sexual (or violent), so I think it might be on purpose. Still, I do think he might need some help.

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Honestly, since I've been in the Skype group for 5 months now, I've gotten used to Pilli and Vinny spamming pony porn, so I wasn't surprised by the pic.

Help me.

God bless those two godless heathens *sniff, salute*

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If two lesbian ponies makes you shudder how do you expect to score with REAL women?

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Wow… I didn't know the thread was still going, and then I see the current progression.

-_-

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i dont think there'll be another interview that will ever top this one

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