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AbsoluteBillion, or Billion has been a pooper since January 2008, using Sony Vegas for his poops, with 2 months' experience with Windows Movie Maker prior to Vegas. Though his activity has varied over the years, he currently has over 120 videos on his main account.
Before AbsoluteBillion was, well, AbsoluteBillion, he went under the internet alias "Darkscrub," who at this point in his life figured he'd try his hand at making shitty art on dA. This phase went out very quickly, as he soon came upon the astounding realization that his shit was indeed shitty.
He first discovered Youtube Poop sometime in August of 2007 while on the Hotel Mario page of Uncyclopedia, and found one of Bobomb99's poops on the article. He became hooked instantly.
In November he fired up Windows Movie Maker in an attempt to make some of his own videos, and made three horrid poops. They only relied on cliche Sentence Mixing and mostly CD-i. After WMM crashed on him for the umpteenth time, he got tired of it and stopped. Around this time he started lurking the forums and got a feel for Youtube Poop more than beyond the cliche-ridden surface. His opinions hardened, and he was ready to start again. As this happened, Darkscrub was abandoned for not only being a rather shameful part of his history but also that he sounded like a huge Legend of Zelda fanboy with it. The account was officially closed on April 2008 and no trace of its videos exist anymore.
AbsoluteBillion (Jan. 2008 - Present)
Born from the charred remains of Darkscrub, AbsoluteBillion was a hardened young warrior. Equipped with Sony Vegas he made his first video live on January 23, 2008, posting it on the forums the same day. His video was well-received, and even though he finds it a shameful work it served as what would become his style of pooping: Striving for a wide variety of sources, it has made him far more popular than he deserves. He has since popularized the use of Blue's Clues as a source and has earned over 1000 subscribers in his first year of pooping.
AbsoluteBillion would head through times both good and bad but nonetheless persist. There were months where nothing would be made at all, and then there were periods of plentiful pooping. He tried his hand at tennis towards the beginning of his time but soon grew bored with it. (This would re-surge later and result in the formation of "TyphloidFever") Eventually he stopped caring much about what anyone thought of his videos and just started making whatever he felt like. How he's been able to attain so many subscribers is beyond him.
TyphloidFever (Nov. 2010 - ???)
TyphloidFever became AbsoluteBillion's tennis alt, based on a wordplay between his favorite Pokemon - Typhlosion - and the disease "typhoid fever". This account was mostly active for a few months after acquiring a bigger-albeit-short-lived interest in Poop Tennis.
Since then, his interest in Poop Tennis has largely faded as he grew bored of the more fast-paced, effects-intensive videos and became more focused on making humorous poops like he initially was.
First poop seen
First poop made(made on this account at least) William Shatner Torrents the Orange Box
Listed in chronological order, and not including Poop Tennis, trap videos, video responses, fillers, or Collab entries.
Described as "powerpooping" by a fan, a various mix of older more traditional styles to newer, faster-paced and effects-laden methods. I like variety, which reflects in both how I make my video and what I use in it, which may not always appeal to my subscribers but who cares what they think???
Another appropriate way to describe it is not kosher.
Pretty much anything, from popular material to more obscure ones.
In Real Life
* - The first number indicates how many rounds were initially planned. Numbers in parentheses indicates how many rounds were actually completed, if there is any difference.
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