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Leon Kennedy DIE!s
Ganon threatens to make Link DIE!
It's a sad thing that your adventures have ended here!
Here is a Murder.

Die is the undergo of the word death, which is the act of ending one's life. When a YouTube Poop character dies, they are temporarily moved to the Pit (this is why Ganon can come back so many times). If you have eaten enough green mushrooms, you can continue from a save point.

DIE also happens to be Ganon's favorite word. In Link: Faces of Evil, Ganon gives Link an offer, should he refuse, Link will DIE. In Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, Zelda brings light to Ganon's lair, and Zelda must DIE as a punishment.

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How to die

You can find out how to die by watching this show, but we'll tell you some easy ways to die

  • Old Age (The surefire way of dying)
  • Touching an enemy without rings
  • Heart Attack
  • Stroke
  • Getting so fat that you die of the two things typed above.
  • Seziure
  • STDs
  • Cancer
  • Letting your timer reach "10:00".
  • Bringing fire into Ganon's lair.
    • Drowning
  • Slitting your wrist -Won't work because Emo Luigi did this a million times, not only that, but many people do this for attention. (According to Family Guy it's horizontally for results, and vertically for attention)
  • Abortion (You're dying before you're even born!)
  • Drug Overdose
  • Taking any drugs, for that matter.
  • Jumping into lava.
  • For more information, see Suicide

People Who Have Almost DIEd!

  • Link - See Above
  • Zelda - See Above
  • Mario - Stone Luigi threw a stone football at him
  • Emo Luigi - See Article.
  • You - YouTube Poopers (and poop watchers) have been known to be very suicidal
  • Team Fortress 2 Characters - People have guns and rocket lawn-chairs. What do you expect?
  • Gaara - Emo
  • Larry Koopa - Jumped off the Capitol Records Bldg as a result of being harassed for his hair
  • Morton Koopa Jr. - Tried to hang himself after rejecting the rest of his family, but stepped down after a conversation with KISS.
  • Sasuke Uchiha - Attempted to kill himself via an experiment involving Tattoos, amputated duck feet and lip stick. While this failed, it did lead to the creation of Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke
  • Geese Howard - Owing to the hundreds of times he's thrown himself off skyscrapers every time he has lost a fight.
  • Gilligan - He fucks up everything not only out at sea, but also in outer space.
  • Robotnik - Everyone wants to touch his PINGAS. (Also hates his overly huge as fuck fanbase, which he believes are pure retards.)
  • Me
  • Pikachu - He almost died in the 12th movie, but Mr. Goody Goody just HAD to save him.
  • Shadow the Hedgehog - Expended all of his power and fell to Earth. His giant fanbase saved him.
  • Anyone who takes drugs (At least, according to Captain Lou Albano, for he believes that if you do drugs, you'll go to Hell before you die.).
  • Rarity - Had wings, they burned, she nearly fell to death but some retard just had to save her.
  • Squidward - Ate a ton of krabby patties. They went straight to his thighs and caused him to explode. Was revived by the paramedics in the ambulance.
  • Fat Mario - He is over 50,000 lbs. You have to be crazy if you think he didn't have at least one heart attack.
  • Spongebob - He fell into a ocean of goo. Was saved by a lifeguard.


People Who Have DIEd!

People Who Can't DIE!

Mr. Sandman's showing you what the face of Death looks like.
  • Death (Have you ever seen anyone kill the grim reaper, really?)
  • The Pope (You can't kill The Pope!)
  • Robotnik Dr. Robotnik got killed by The Nostalgia Critic once, along with Sonic The Hedgehog, Tails, Scratch (But not Grounder for some strange reason.), and the entire fucking world of Mobius. (Jesus Christ!!!)
  • Anybody who touches a Starman, but only for a brief period of time.
  • Abe Vigoda - He was falsely declared dead in the 1980s, which only further ensures his immortality. Died January 26, 2016.
  • Hermann Fegelein - Hitler has tried many times to kill him with weapons including The Pencil of Doom and Hogl's MP-40 of Annihilation, but he always comes back to life.
  • The Terminator (If you kill him, he'll simply return back to his time in the future, from which he can at anytime come back to the present.)
  • Starscream (His ghost always comes back to take over a new body.)
  • The I/ article on this Chewiki. Is now dead. :D
  • Mr. Sandman (He's strong enough to knock-out death itself, as well as anyone that tries to kill him. Infact, if he does get knocked out, he'll be back on his feet in ten minutes tops.)
  • Jason Voorhees - Got killed multiple times, yet he ends up returning anyway.
  • Jesus Christ (Even though he was crucified under Pontius Pilate, and died in flesh for our sins, he still came back from the dead to show us eternal life, and is currently seated at the right hand of the Father.)
  • Andy Samberg - Dies on a daily basis, but keeps coming back for more.
  • The Black Baron - Stop starin'.
  • Goku - Can never die for real because anyone can use the Dragon Balls to wish him back.

People Who Are Going To Die

  • Everybody, sooner or later.
  • You when you find out somebody that loves you just died.
  • You when you find out somebody loves you.
  • CoolKirby113
  • Cammy
  • Shattered Glass Optimus Prime
  • Old Snake
  • The Maximals (At least according to Rattrap.)
  • Tyrannosaurus Alan (Come on... he's a dinosaur.)
  • All of the Food Loving King's minions. (He knows when they die by saying "Dying met! He met! He met!")
  • Your mother.
  • Anyone who tries to assassinate the President
  • Every Terrorist in the world!!!!

Trivia

  • A really retarded way of using DIE is if you only have one out of the two or more dice that you have. (An example of using it is "Let's play Dungeons & Dragons by using only this one DIE.")
  • Another way of saying die is when you're being all fancy like for saying words like deceased, decayed, blown up, and other stuff like that.
  • You lost another loan to DIEtech.
  • 4Kids Entertainment hates it when people DIE.
  • When you're sick, you might have DIEarrhea, especially if it's a bad case of it.
  • Duke Onkled has a DIEner.
  • There is a Greek goddess named AphroDIEtie.
  • Eyes and vaginas can be DIElated.
  • Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Chlorine, Bromine, and Iodine are all DIEatomic elements.
  • To color things like easter eggs you can use DIE.
  • If you're fat you should go on a DIEt.
  • You need DIEtary Fibre when you've got constipation.
  • DIEnamite is explosive.
  • The hardest substance is DIEmond.
  • Link: Faces of Evil takes place in KoriDIE.
  • There is a Pokemon attack called DIEnamic Punch.
  • There are DIEnosaurs in Jurassic Park.
  • In the X-Men arcade game, Magneto will want to welcome the X-Men to DIE!!!
  • A DIEagram displays information as a visual media.
  • If you have the hiccups, it means your DIEaphragm is twitching.
  • If the Terminator says to you "Hasta la vista, baby", then you will most surely DIE.
  • You ARE dead! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
  • There are James Bond movies called Live and Let DIE, Tomorrow Never DIEs, DIEmonds Are Forever, and DIE Another Day.
  • When you DIE, you cross the River Styx to get to The Pit. While you cross the river, you will hear songs by the band Styx in the background.
  • SKATE OR DIE!!!!!!!!!
  • When you smoot someone in their moment of glory, you must be DIE.
  • Don't eat Chowder's burple nurples or you will DIE.
  • Failure makes Dr. Evil angry. And when Dr. Evil is angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!
  • Freddy Krueger will make sure you DIE in your dreams and in real life at the same time.
  • Die in German means "the". Go figure, right?
  • Metallica likes mentioning death and DIEing.
  • Patrick Henry either wants liberty, or to DIE.
  • Spartans, tonight we DIEne in Hell!
  • U.S. Marines are not allowed to DIE without permission. If they do, their souls will be given non-judicial punishment for disobeying a lawful order.
  • Similarly, it is against King's Regulations for a Dragoon to DIE in bed.
  • The tickets are now DIEing!
  • There is a show called 1000 ways to DIE
  • Your website can DIE
  • Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone DIEd! The End.
  • If he DIEs, he DIEs.