1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Dr. Mario gettin' jiggy with it!
Dr. Mario is the Mushroom Kingdom's only doctor. He learned all that there is in being a doctor by watching House, Scrubs, and E.R. Basically, Dr. Mario is just Mario as a doctor. Also, he might have an occasional fight against Wario.
- Dancing around for no reason.
- Sex with Wario.
- Giving you pills.
- Being in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
- Using his electric attacks on people he hates.
- Seeing you get sick.
- Losing the game (It makes him go berserk.).
- Bad Medicine
- Fighting Mario in Super Smash Bros. Melee (It's hard to explain.).
- Not being in Super Smash Bros. and Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
- "I am Dr. Mario and I am saving lives."
- "I look different in this game."
- "I lost the hat, got a coat, docter's light, stethoscope."
- "I am Dr. Mario and I prescribe high fives."
- "Laughter's the best medicine, so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down!"
- "BAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH you fail!"
- "In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far."
- "I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R."
- "Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills! Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!"
- "Take off your pants..."
- "Good, now lets see..."
- "Turn your head and cough..."
- "Okay, now do me! Please?"
- "Does it hurt to pee?"
- "Does it hurt to see?"
- "Is it hard to see?"
- "Is it hard to pee?"
- "I am diagnosing you with HPV!!"
- "I am diagnosing you with HIV!!"
- "You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis."
- "You need red and blue pill doses!"
- "You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis, you'll be brave and you'll unite us."
- "Then you'll die of meningitis!"
This is Mario
trying to make you
think he's Dr. Mario
- For some strange reason, he found a way to appear in Super Smash Bros. Melee as a playable character. Unfortunately for him, he got removed from Super Smash Bros. Brawl along with Mewtwo, Young Link, Pichu, and Roy.
- He did return in Super Smash Bros for 3DS and Wii U, and Mewtwo and Roy followed suit as well, later on as DLC.
- Mario once became Dr. Mario for Halloween. This resulted in many people being fooled.
- He sometimes has the survivors of Left 4 Dead as patients. Then again, they're probably here just to grab pills.
- He once had Wario as an enemy for Dr. Mario 64.
- If he accidently swallows a whole bottle of his megavitamins, he turns into Metal Dr. Mario, which is totally different from what Mario uses in order to become Metal Mario. The only power he gains from this is an echoed voice.
- One time, Dr. Mario was needed in order to push a child out of Princess Peach's pussy. That child would later become Bowser Jr.
- In his spare time, he made a cyborg named Bryan Fury. He entrusted Dr. Robotnik with giving him a perfect penis.
- He loves diagnosing Bowser with either HPV (a virus that causes warts) and/or HIV (the virus that causes AIDS).
- If you beat a witch doctor at Dr. Mario, he will get mad and shrink your head.
- He is friends with Dr. Robotnik, Dr. Eggman, Dr. Evil, Dr. Doom, Dr. Strange, Dr. Wily, Dr. Rabbit, Dr. Doctor, Dr. Poop, and Dr. Pepper. Is there a doctor in the house? Yes.