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Name: Jon "JonTron" Jafari
Appears In: JonTron, Game Grumps
Sex: Male
Age: 25
Nationality: American/Persian
Occupation(s): Media Reviewer/ ex-Grump

Description

Jon "JonTron" Jafari is a popular Youtube entertainer known for doing videogame reviews and the occasional movie review. Most of his "reviews" are totally batshit insane to the point where it might be hard to actually consider it a review. Its because of this craziness that his videos are so popular.

In almost all of his videos, JonTron is accompanied by his pet robotic parrot Jacques and (off-screen) a bottle of alcohol. Sometimes, he transforms into his alter ego, a Russian game reviewer named Malkovitch and hosts a Gaming Game Show. He even joined Sonic Team a few times.

JonTron was also part of a channel called "Game Grumps", where he did Let's Plays with Egoraptor, a popular voice actor and Flash animator from Newgrounds. Though the details of his departure are sparse, he left the show in June 2013 after moving from Los Angeles to New York, and was replaced by NinjaSexParty.

Likes

  • Alcohol
  • Jacques
  • 90's Rareware (especially Banjo-Kazooie)
  • Goof Troop
  • Zelda: Ocarina of Time
  • Super Meat Boy
  • Halo
  • Doom

Liked By

Quotes

JonTron reads some YouTube comments
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That's a joke ladies and gentlemen.

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Chickens: 1 ME: 3

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HOLY SHIT! That person doesn't like Christmas.

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One, two, thwee, four, five, six, seven. Seven asses.

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That's the way we wash our hands! FA LA-LA-LA-LA LA! LA LA LA LAA!

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Tell me, has the milk gone bad? You drink.

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And that's how you skin a cat. Bird. I don't care. Lets play the game already.

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Oh geez, oh darn it. They got fat.

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HOLY SHET DEM GRAPHICS!!!!

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Hercules Does What Nintendercules.

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WAIT, I LIED! I was NOT ready for anything! Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope SO MUCH NOPE.

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Well, that's about enough life for me for one day. Let me check the time." [Checks wrist] "Yes, it's about that time." [Falls and blows up]

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Fool me once - I'm mad. Fool me twice - How could you? Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, "This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, actually my dad knows him!" FUCK YOU! I AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!

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Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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I'll get my suuuuuu-orrrd for you, Danny!

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Hercules... remember the scent of mother.

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The Haunted School...The Headless Ghost! Y'CAN'T SKYEH ME! DEGHEUGHEUCLAKEVDOOM! Why I'm Afraid of Bees—well, that's obvious, innit? PIANA LESSONS CAN BE MOIDAH. The Beast...From the East...? Like, are we talkin', like, Asia, or Philadelphia?

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It's a cat. And you put him in a shirt- BAM! It's Bubsy! I QUIT!

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AND IIIIIIIIIIII HOLY SHIT! WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME GOD DAMN IT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!

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Ladies and gentlemen, I've plucked a whale from the ocean and he sounds like a seal

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Look at all these games. They just don't make em' like Cool Spot anymore.

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Maybe I can end the game early by killing Gruntilda while she's out in the open! GET IT! KICK HER ASS!

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Wha...wha...whazzat? Whazzat, you just want to play a game that doesn't have six meterosexual Jonas brothers in it? Well FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU! This is what you get, fuck you! Square Enix: Because fuck you guys!

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Oh, Larry. You jus- a- st- you're a fucking asshole.

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Can't a guy get SOME PRIVACY!? HMM HMM HMM, HMM HMM HMM" [said as he stabs something or someone]

Poor Malkovitch found out his beautiful wife was a damn Rancor seconds later
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UH FUKIN' TWO TIME CUTSCENES!?!

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If he ever wants to see his tool again, he has to go back to the stone age. I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE- OOH! Where's the Pillsbury Doughboy award? Pulls... BB What's the... uh... Paul Newberry? The one when we were kids!

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What did I see? What am I seeing here?! No, what am I, no is this!? Is this, am I right now, at this moment, as Tim Allen, from Home Improvement, using a light-saber chainsaw to fight a raptor? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! SHIET!

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Anyone else notice this bird can talk? The fuck's that about, right?

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I mean, what if after Super Mario World Nintendo released a teaser trailer for Super Mario 64 and upon release day you are greeted with MARIO CITY SIMULATOR!?! AND THEN YOU TURNED ON THE GAME AND SHIGERU MIYAMOTO'S GHOST COMES OUT AND IS LIKE "AH FUCKIN' WHO LIKES THE OLD MARIO GAMES ANYWAY!?!! AM I RIGHT!?! BRB MAKE A LEGEND OF ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!

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I don't even wanna kill myself right now.

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Graphics totally don't matter. Yes they do.

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Welcome to the great year of 1997 with a new age of technology that nobody has seen in years 1996 and below.

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Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh- YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Little did we know, JonTron is a very talented songwriter!
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Buttons don't work. Why push a button when you can shake a stick? Everyone knows that buttons are sloppy, imprecise, and hard to push. Shaking a stick on the other hand, can be pinpointed to a fraction of a second.

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Ever played a game where there's a bad boss? Probably. But enough about my balls.

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Most of the time, SEGA tries to infuse people into the Sonic games. But this time, they decided to stop doing so much crystal meth and make it regular again.

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Shut up scary jack-o-lantern, I don't give a fuck about your shit right now!

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AH! What is it with these fucking nuts?!

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Ah, yeah. That's just- that's just about right! That's appropriate, a boy is captured and will likely be found dead in the coming weeks, and all you got is "Oh no." That's good, it's a good message.

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Keep going, Pikachu...or it's back in the ball for you.

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THOSE ARE EGGMAN'S APRIL TRICKS

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Sonic Colors is actually a spectacular game that I suggest you buy on the Pirate Bay

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WELCOME TO SONIC TEAM! WE MAKE GAMES I THINK!

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Donkey Kong Country Returns gets 8 golden bananas plus out of Shigeru Miyamoto

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You could've called this game, Bird Vs. Camel and NO ONE would've argued with you.

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Hey there! Do you like me? Probably not. That's ok!

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Recee's Peanut Butter isn't math!

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I don't go like "JONBALL PRODUCTIONS." I'm like, what the fuck are those productions? Those productions are called my fucking house!

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Fuck this shit. ALL RIGHT! That was the first Game Grumps bullshit. Piece of shit ass shit. Fuck.

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If you could see the look on my nipples...

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Did you see that sexy-ass May fan art we got!?!

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We just have different preferences on Zelda. And that is a fucking turtle!

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Wingull is only the rarest Pokemon! I want Wingull! He evolves into Pelistorm! Now you've got fucking twitchy-ass Taillow over here! He evolves in Spearow! Get Wingull!

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Today's Tutorial: How can you get people to stop respecting you? Well, start a Let's Play channel.

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Don't you dare! I love me some Oprah Winfrey!... She's usually just like "EVERYBODY HERE GETS SQUIDS!"

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Welcome to Game Grumps, where we constantly fuck something up.

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Happy Wheels episode 7: don't forget about Slender! I'm seven. I like stuff. I dictate the internet.

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I had sex when I was four. It was bad... And I think somebody should probably go to jail for that.

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George Lopez evolved into racism!

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Its my fucking channel. I'll put whatever the fuck I want on it.

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Hey I'm Grump! I'm not so Grump! And we're the Pantene Provi, Monster Energy, Jack in the Box, Wendy's... ESPN Grumps!

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Why does Snicker's market itself like it's fucking food? It's like "Hungry? Grab a Snickers." It's like "You want diabetes? Grab a Snickers."

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You dumb whore! I stole this from you and gave it back to you as currency!

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Ok, we started this show, we're like "We're going to give all our fucking input on games! We're going to be legit!" And now we're just like "HUHUH THAT GUY HAD A FUNNY FACE!

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Get my ass inside your brain? Well, you have fun with that, and I hope it doesn't lead you down any dark alleyways.

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Make as much Rule 34 as possible! That is your new mission!

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Dude, I bet there's so much Obama porn!

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Oh! You know what!?! You guess what!?! A joke usually is FUNNNNYYYYYYY! It makes you go "HAHAHA I FUCKING LIKE MY LIFE!"

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I rubbed his weewee on many occasions. Sometimes I'm just reaching down for a pencil and I rub by his weewee and it goes FUSKUSKASAUAK!

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Dude, Geodude looks like a motherfucking alien

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Peace man, smoke the... marijuana. That's the only way we can be funny! We have to be high to be funny!... OH MY GOSH! NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! HEADLINES! EGORAPTOR AND JONTRON DO METHAMPHETAMINE, COCAINE, ONLY TO BE FUNNY!

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This is a serious match between Penis and HIV+

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Do you know why they call it 4Chan? 4/10: It's still kinda good. It's not a 0 but it's... 4...

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If Nintendo makes Other:M and it sucks, its like, well, at least they fucking tried.

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Dude, I'm going to recite the Declaration of Independence. OH SAY CAN YOU SEE? BY THE STARS EARLY BRIGHT! AN'T NO HAVIN'S WE SEE! FROM THE MIDNIGHT'S LAST CLEANING! AND WE NEEEE LITTLE BRIGHT STARS!...

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Welcome to a new edition of Game Grumps, the show we do... that's kind of lame... and we probably should make more stuff on our real channels...

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DUDE ITS GLOOP!

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Dude, Obama was like, "I rather like the part where Jon yelled at the clams."

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I just like to think that... fuckin... they're at the studio making Smash Bros. Brawl, Reggie comes in like "In an era, where, Smash Brothers is being made right now, we're going to have to make some changes here. Add tripping. I'm Reggie Fils-Aime."

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God damn it, you're squandering your power on barracudas.

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A clue! Where? Is it behind the sofa? NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT ITS RIGHT THERE! ITS RIGHT BEHIND YOU STEVE! STEVE! I can't take this shit! Steve, we can't be friends.

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And it was said that no one should benefit from U.S. Copyright laws except dickholes...

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I think it's safe to say you popped that guy's cherry...heh... Yeah, I do birthdays... I do bar mitzvahs... I don't do Kwanzaa...because... I don't believe in dark magic... I don't deal with that witchcraft bullSHIT...

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Welcome to the holiday season. Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. Fuck Kwanzaa. We don't celebrate that shit. ~ JC Penny

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She just wants to get fucked. I don't care if she's 11.

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Listen kids, I want you to know something, Asstinance is the only true form of contraception. Its just as good as a vagine, just hurts the girl a little more.

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Can we start a petition to rename oranges to Sebastian?

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Ah, grommet..I used to say it all the time back in Cali. You coudn't stop me saying this word. Grommet this, Grommet that, the FUCK DOES GROMMET MEAN?

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that musta been one swood guy...

Trivia

  • Started video making in 2010
  • Lives in the Los Angeles area
  • Sometimes does disastrous drunken livestreams.
  • His Game Grumps channel is close to having as many subscribers as his original channel after only a month of existing.
  • He once had to cut 5 minutes of an episode of Game Grumps because he accidentally sprayed dust remover in the air, causing him and Egoraptor to vomit and cough uncontrollably.
  • He once yelled at a bunch of high school graduates on the Space Tours ride at Disneyland for yelling "GRAD DAY 2012!" the entire ride.
  • His love for Egoraptor was so great that he once sacrificed part of himself to save Egoraptor from a horrible flu and ended up delaying Game Grumps because he couldn't control his anus.
  • According to Egoraptor, the idea for Game Grumps started out of a Super Smash Bros. Brawl argument about whether or not Fox and Wolf are clones of each other. As the argument got more heated, one of their friends made a sarcastic remark about how they're so grumpy they should make a podcast called Game Grumps.