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Name: Ken Masters
Appears In: Street Fighter
Sex: Male
Age: 27 (in Street Fighter II)
Nationality: American
Occupation(s): Fighter
Played By: Reuben Langdon, Yuji Kishi, Tetsuya Iwanaga, Steven Jay Blum, Eddie Frierson, Scott McNeil

Ken, betrayed by his own son.
HE-HEH, HE-HEH. CIRCUS. HE-HEH.
Awesome Ken, yet to be seen in a Youtube Poop, hating soda.
The Demoman after seeing a picture of Ken's face.
Weep to the heavens for Ken's awesome dancing skills!

Basic Info

Ken Masters is a video game character created by Capcom. He is one of the main characters from the Street Fighter series of fighting games alongside Ryu.

Other Info

The slightly more intelligent of the two shotokans (which isn't saying much), Ken is on a never-ending quest to get laid by local bitches and babes (Despite the fact that he has had sexual intercourse with men in the past). He tends to wink and laugh a lot. Is apparently the WORLD'S GREATEST WARRIOR.

He is now married to his girlfriend Eliza and has a son named Mel. Unexpected.

Quotes

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She wanted to go dancin'.

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I don't believe it!

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Heh, lots of women find me disturbing!

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Oh yeah? Well we're gonna kick your tail from here to Thursday!

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HEH-HEH

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WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA

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Aw, come on, Cody!

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CIRCUS

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You're so sensitive

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AH-HEM. TWO cold ones.

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Buffalo or whatever you're called, you're full of crap!

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Street fighting? Looks more like dancin'.

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Then you... you're a LOSER!

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HEY YOU, YOU'RE A LOSER!!

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I still say it's a CIRCUS.

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Blanka? Aren't you supposed to be dead?

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Don't tell me you're actually unconscious.

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Shippu... Jinraikyaku!!

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SHORYUKEN!!

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SHINRYUKEN!

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You can't have a baby without daddy!

Trivia

  • Ken is so awesome that you forget he's supposed to be blonde, and not a ginger.
  • Owns a lawnmower. Be careful if you ask him to borrow it, though, as he will start making frightening expressions with his face, and will scream "SURE YOU CAN!" incredibly loud.
  • Enjoys cosplaying as a Thundercat.
  • Lots of women find him disturbing.
  • Hates getting into planes.
  • He does men in addition to women.
  • Believes that many women like to go dancing.
  • Not as awesome as Dan Hibiki.
  • Wants to kick Akuma's tail from here to Thursday.
  • Thinks that she's probably out sipping a cold one.
  • He's so sensitive.
  • He fucked Arufonzu while she was asleep.
  • He is not Barbie's boyfriend!
  • Is ambiguously gay for his friend Ryu.
  • He once pulled down Ryu's pants on a public subway. Everybody else was doing it so nobody noticed.
  • Laughs almost similarly like M. Bison before he rapes Ryu.
  • Despite the resemblance, he's not related to Ryo Sakazaki from Art of Fighting at all. Or Owen Wilson.
  • He insulted Fei Long by calling him a loser. Fei Long went into the fetal position, sang the Oh No, Space Giraffe song and never returned the same way again.
  • Ken is a chosen wielder of fire, but unlike Ryu and Akuma, he can't use fire in his Hadokens. He can use them in his Shoryukens though...
  • He is not in Tatsunoko vs. Capcom. Instead, they do have Ken the Eagle, along with his buddies Jun the Swan and Joe the Condor.