From Chewiki: 1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
-"Tingle Tingle Kooloo Limpah!"
Tingle is a midget man who believes he's a fairy.
Tingle loved to play with fairies when he was young. His brothers Ankle and Knuckle asked him, and Tingle responded, "No! It's not weird! If I bottle a fairy, it'll bring me back to life when I die!" Tingle's father responded to that by stabbing Tingle through the heart. Rather than reviving him, the fairy just flew away. Thus, Tingle got a game over and died.
Umm... that's a lie.
Yes. Yes it is.
Capture of David Jr.
Tingle had always had the hots for his friend David Jr. He was always popular in college, and this is why Tingle found him so hawt... Tingle confessed his feelings, but David Jr. decided to take him to a mental hospital instead. (Why didn't I think of that?) As a result, Tingle captured David Jr. while he was sleeping and took him off to sea to Tingle Island. David Jr. remains there, hoping that his fangirls will someday rescue him. His fangirls on the other hand, are hoping that David Jr. will come and save them... oh geez.