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-"Tingle Tingle Kooloo Limpah!"


Hide the children. Now.

Name: Tingle R. Custard
Appears In: The Legend of Zelda
Sex: Male
Age: 35
Nationality: Hylian
Occupation(s): Mapmaker

Tingle is a midget man who believes he's a fairy.

Tingle's Life

Tingle loved to play with fairies when he was young. His brothers Ankle and Knuckle asked him, and Tingle responded, "No! It's not weird! If I bottle a fairy, it'll bring me back to life when I die!" Tingle's father responded to that by stabbing Tingle through the heart. Rather than reviving him, the fairy just flew away. Thus, Tingle got a game over and died.

Umm... that's a lie.

Yes. Yes it is.

Capture of David Jr.

Tingle had always had the hots for his friend David Jr. He was always popular in college, and this is why Tingle found him so hawt... Tingle confessed his feelings, but David Jr. decided to take him to a mental hospital instead. (Why didn't I think of that?) As a result, Tingle captured David Jr. while he was sleeping and took him off to sea to Tingle Island. David Jr. remains there, hoping that his fangirls will someday rescue him. His fangirls on the other hand, are hoping that David Jr. will come and save them... oh geez.


  • He's the most popular Zelda character in Japan, but universally despised everywhere else.
    • Because of the above fact, he got his own spin-off series that will never come to the U.S.
      • In fact, only hardcore NintendoClub members got the translated game.
  • Somehow got into Super Smash Bros. Brawl as an assist character.
  • Likes selling maps to Link. I bet he wishes he could sell something different to Link, were it legal.
  • He has a hot sister named Pinkle and a dog named Barkle.
  • Works as a guide for Prince Facade, who has a crush on him. Too bad Tingle doesn't notice him and only likes David Jr.
  • He wears his underwear on the outside of his clothing.
  • Floats using a red Magic Balloon.