Welcome to PimpsChew!

Still as handsome as ever! (original selfie donut steel)

Look who's back, bitches! The great Pimpsahoy™, the beloved administrator of OldChew, has taken over the Mushroom Kingdom YouChew, and as of April 1st, we're implementing some big changes for the next revival of YouChew: YouChew 6!™

We'll be making the old YouChew forums™ accessible once again, but with a new, special set of changes.

Sustainability!™

The first of many changes is not one, but an entire set of new YouTube Poop-themed cryptocurrencies!

If we want YouChew 6 to be successful, we need to move into the Web3 era, and heavy investments in crypto are the only way to achieve our goals. As we believe in protecting the environment, we've gone a different approach with our crypto and have committed by 2027 to power it wholly with the methane from Matthew Lillard!Shaggy.

Examples of the new crypto that we're introducing:

• SusCoin
• SquilliamCoin
• SpaghettiCoin
• KumarCoin

KumarCoin: Accepted at any White Castle location.

But wait, there's more! We're also incorporating AI technologies into YouChew. We've installed the most powerful AI bot we've devised to date, known as Pimpsjourney. At random, Pimpsjourney will intelligently™ decide to incorporate random YTP-themed images into posts after the user hits "submit" — no effort on behalf of the user required, and total faith in Pimpsjourney's capabilities to enhance your forum-browsing experience™ and provide the highest quality in AI art.™

"Nothing, Link; we were just about to have a feast with Michael Rosen and SpongeBob!"

Last but especially least, we're also committed towards giving everybody full administrative privileges! That's right — if you've ever been sick of not getting total control over the entire forums whenever you post, now's your lucky day! The whole forum will now be under your control! You'll have access to everything: posts, the secret staff forums, and the finances of every user. Out of all my ideas for YouChew 6™, this is 100% guaranteed™ to™ work™ and not™ end™ in™ disaster™ whatsoever!™™™

All of these features and more (or less, who knows) will be available by April 2nd. Feel free to leave your thoughts at this link*, and we'll make sure to ignore every single suggestion ASAP.