Applejack

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Description

A cowgirl from Equestria's deep south, Applejack is a REDNECK COUNTRY GIRL PONY YEE HAW who grows apples on an apple farm with her apple family growin' apples for that apple apple. Using her apple skills, Applejack eats apples, bakes apples, juices apples, throws apples, bucks apples, destroys apples, kills apples, stacks apples, wagers apples, herds apples, sues apples, races apples, spit-shines apples, contaminates apples, compresses apples into a cereal, illegally downloads apples, and cooks apple gumbo in a successful restaurant chain based off of the movie "Forrest Apple."

She also may or may not be Stuart K. Reilly's best friend when Sabrina is busy

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Applejack has breakfast, lunch, dinner and midnight snack simultaneously

Likes

• Apples
• Apple Pie
• Honesty
• Bucks McGillycuddly
• Kicks McGee
• The South
• Her family
• Appleloosa
• Her hat
• Mud
• Apple Computers, Inc.

Dislikes

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Applejack describes a YouTube chain message she saw

• Help
• Lying
• Manehattan
• Magic
• Speakin' in Fancy
• "Girlish" things
• Fancy mathematics
• Oranges

Quotes

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Time to get serious

• "YEE-HAW"
• "What in the hay is going on?!"
• "I got apple pie, apple fritters, apple tarts, apple dumplings, apple crisps, apple crumbles, annnd Apple Brown Betty! Uh, the dessert, not my auntie..."
• "Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddle the issue!"
• "How do you like them apples?"
• "I'd like to tell ya'll the terrifying tale of the prissy ghost, who drove everypony crazy with her unnecessary neatness! OoooooOOOwwwwOOOoo..."
• "Can't hear ya, I'm asleep."
• "Don't wet widdle Rarity make you all saddy-waddy. Bloomberg's a big and strong apple tree. Yes, he is. A-coochie-coochie-coo-coo-coo!"
• "Um... well... I don't think I can make it because... I have to... You know what? Pick apples! Yep! Apples! That's what we do. With... uh... apples. ...We.. uh... pick 'em."
• "My sister's speakin' in fancy!"
• "How come y'all aren't doing any gardening? This is a garden party, isn't it?"
• "It's not the Rainbow Dash show."
• "Heaven forbid that should happen, your chancellorship, heh. It's just that... the map is also upside down."

This is not Applejack

• "No, I-I never had a cherry changa."
• "No! Make it stop, make it stop!"
• "Dear Princess Celestia, I wanted to share my thoughts with you. I didn't learn anything! I was right all along!"
• "Eeyup."
• "Fuck you, I can eat all these apples!"

Trivia

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Applejack in real life.

• She represents the Element of Honesty (and rednecks).
• Stuart K. Reilly can sometimes be found with Applejack. He swears he isn't cheating on Sabrina! HONEST!
• Her voice and dialect is based off of those of Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton.
• She was shrunk once and became an Appletini.
• She holds many, many, many shares in Apple Computers, Inc.
• She eats Apple Jacks EVERY MORNING TO HELP HER GET LARGE.
• Has an alternate version named Applejake who is played by John Madden.
• She is related to Apple Bloom, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, and that huge extended family that was at that reunion right before Luna showed up and sent the town to Hell.
• She believes the language of "French" is called "Fancy".
• She's apparently no good at lying.
• She has an extensive knowledge of cooking.
• She has a dog named Winona that she uses in herding.